Hanukkah starts tonight

Tonight the Jewish people will start their yearly festival of lights in remembrance of the time when God saved the Jews during the Maccabean revolt. The tradition goes back several millennia and still brings joy and binds people together.

>Christmas cucks on suicide watch

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Hanukkah:
>age long tradition (2k+ years)
>celebrates a divine act of salvation
>binds people together and cements their common identity
>joyful

Christmas
>commercialistic mess
>mongrel of traditions but mostly a capitalistic invention
>high amounts of stress, brings people apart
>inevitable disappointment

You jelly Sup Forums?

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Be a pitty if any Jews got hurt tonight..a real shame

CHISTMAS:
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What's going on, big goy?

Really really definitely honestly hope with all my heart that the Jerusalem issue doesn't cause something as HORRIBLE as a massive bombing in a gathering of beautiful Jews.

Calm down, Bashar

Nice proxy there.

Don't worry assad, you senpai here.

If you can get a proxy with a Syrian IP I'll personally send you 5 shekels.

Hannukah sameach Norrbro!
It all kicked off here last night. Already into the full swing of things.

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Tonight the Jewish people will start their yearly festival of lights in remembrance of the time when God saved the Jews during the Maccabean revolt. The tradition goes back several millennia and still brings joy and binds people together.

>Christmas cucks on suicide watch

youtu.be/mXA6TdTdAKk [Open]

Hanukkah:
>age long tradition (2k+ years)
>celebrates a divine act of salvation
>binds people together and cements their common identity
>joyful

Christmas
>commercialistic mess
>mongrel of traditions but mostly a capitalistic invention
>high amounts of stress, brings people apart
>inevitable disappointment

You jelly Sup Forums?
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>Tonight the Jewish people will start their yearly festival of lights in remembrance of the time when God saved the Jews during the Maccabean revolt.
How many goys did G_d kill that week?

Does G_d even stand for God, or does it stand for Great Devil? Because sometimes I wonder.

What kind of people make vile pornography and claim to be Gods chosen? Jews are Satan worshipers.

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unfortunately you're wrong, I'm a Christcuck snow nigger, not of superior Hebrew stock

Thanks Jim.

The resident Jew in the office gave me a chocolate shekel today. He can have his dumb kike holiday if it makes him happy. He does however need to stop with the Jewish subversion of goddamn fucking everything in this world that is healthy.

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How do you do, Fellow goys?
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If you converted to Judaism you could celebrate Hanukkah with your fellow wagecuck
Indeed, if we all converted to Judaism we'd have world peace as well as enjoy a rich culture with a great heritage

Nah, we'd just be a bunch of faggots LARPing as Jews. Also fuck you for suggesting I'd abandon the comfiest holiday ever for a Jewish holiday that was established solely to compete with it and subvert it.

>thinks he's redpilled
>doesn't take the final redpill

besides, are you 12? only a child, due to it's base instincts caring only about presents and candy, could be blind to the rootlessness and stress of modern Christmas celebration

checked, happy hanukkah to you!