Hey Sup Forums what's it like fighting a nigger?

Hey Sup Forums what's it like fighting a nigger?

Nigger fight stories are also appreciated.

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You don't just fight "a" nigger.

ever fight a monkey? well, kinda like that i guess you could say.

This.

They're pretty easy 1v1. They do this shit where they lean their head back as they throw a punch and it takes all the force out . Problem is you will rarely fight just one of them . They always hang out in a fucking gaggle so you have to be ready for his fuckboys to jump in

>a nigger
You never fight a nigger. You end up fighting all the niggers at the same time

They're not white, and they don't fight like it. They're fast as fuck, attack in packs, chimp out and fight dirty. If you're fighting more than one alone, you'll lose unless you're Bruce Lee, if you've got backup or you're only fighting one, odds are you'll win if you know what you're doing and don't hesitate. 90% don't have technique, just rage, if you can get the knees, crotch, or jaw, they'll fall like a house of cards, anywhere else and they'll keep it coming. Best not to fuck with nogs unless you're behind a scope at 300 yards, they're dangerous for a reason.

NOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!
Conor was supposed to win.

If it was a regular street fight, that irish fuck would've creamed him.

Surprisingly easy. This one time my white ass managed to piss a couple nogs off by existing in the wrong part of town. The one stupid fucker tried to take his shirt off before fighting me so clocked him while it was covering his face. After that it was a one on one. I got a busted lip and he got beaten into unconsciousness. Not a bad night.

I got ambushed by a pack of niggers in middle school, the secret is in fighting dirty. Attack the groin, the eyes, the ears, and joints. I had a bic clutched in my fist and I spat in the alpha chimps eyes, then just kept backing up and hitting as hard as I could until my brother was able to jump in and help me repel the horde. They had the temerity to say the fight was unfair, when they lost 5 v 2. Fucking niggers man.

They swing their arms back and forth and try to hit you in the ears/skull. Keep your non-dominate arm up in an L and rotate it to whichever side they're going to swing from next (likely will swing with their right first, so block on your left first) and when your dominate hand is in the clear, hammer down on their nose as hard as you can and then punch it into their face; it will stun them long enough to get away.

As a Spic we need a national socialist movement for our kind

Viva la raza

They just throw really wide haymakers without any power, and then their friend tries to punch you in the back of the head.

Here’s my expirience fighting a big
>be 18 year old me working a warehouse job while getting through college
>work with a bunch of wild nogs who do nothing right
>Get chewed out for pallets not getting stacked right because nogs don’t know how to straighten things out
>nog puts pallet on stack completely messed up
>tell the dirt monkey to straighten that shit out
>”aye mang hol up whitey tryna tell me to do job Ooga booga racis!”
>he walks up channeling Mohammed Ali because all niggers can do is box
>Duck the cross clinching him
>fucking smells like menthols and ass
>knee him in the stomach repeatedly till he falls
>not in view of cameras get off Scott free

Basically gist of fighting niggers is get in close. They all think they’re some Mohammed Ali fast as fuck shit so get in close and clinch or grapple. Jungle gook Muay Thai or bjj is good for the nogs unless they’re in packs which they normally are. I just got lucky in that regard.

If you take it to the ground you win easily. The problem with that is, as others have pointed out, that they don't fight alone so once you're on the ground they'll start kicking you. So I would suggest having at lease 2 friends with you because that is usually enough to deter the other niggers from jumping in because remember deep down all niggers are cowards

CHI

yup. every time i fought "a" nigger, multiple niggers also join in

kek treyvon beat the shit out of this spic

When I was a kid a nigglet stole my bike that was left in front of my house. Luckily I was already at the door and chased his ass down. Little shit ended up dropping my bike when I got close to him. I felt pretty damn good that day.

too bad he couldn't fight a bullet

been there done that

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That's the ZimZam isn't it?

I'm 5'4" and had a whole pack trying to kill me and a friend. Even as school kids they were built like silverbacks. I smacked one in the head, she didn't even blink.
My first encounter with blacks en masse was in formerly white lewisham. I was getting a bus with two friends when about 6 boys beat us up. I got kicked in the head. We were 11

>Nortenos
Literally kill yourself

I let a black beat me up to prove my superiority. I still got beat up though.

Ive fought a couple, easy 1-1 but they like to gang up, whatever you do dont pass out, they will stomp your ass to death.

They throw haymakers at your head and shout. Just duck under their wildly overswung arm and punch them in the balls.

Not any harder then anyone else, and honestly, often times easier because they let their emotions get thr best of them and they swing for the fences with flailing stupidity. As a door guy on 6th street austin texas with plenty of expiernce fighting all types. Black folk just got alot of bark. Now one this is for sure is they rarely fight solo so you always got to be on the look out but if you down one fast and hard the others will scatter.

this

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God I hated those things

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is that Zim Zam?

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What do you mean fighting "a" nigger?
trick is to kill the biggest first then mop up the crazy one the rest tend to flee

Isn't that George Zimmerman?

pray you drop the first nigger with a single swing and make sure to blindly strike in the direction the nearest nigger at you might have a chance if you knock out the first two

Isn't that the zimzam?

oh my

>I'm 5'4"
post tits

God I wish the streets were filled with white gangs wearing armands and MAGA hats, crime would go down.

Almost like Sharia patrol in some parts of England.

>get away

M I L K Y

I appreciate your post.

Sharia patrol is like 4 people that get arrested

they never fight alone, if theyre alone the are cowards. they know other niggers always back them up because they arent cucked into 'not seeing race' like whitey

I grew up in L.A. pretty much at war with n niggers. I know form niggers. They aren't too keen on risk. They sucker punch more often than they announce their intent and square up. They prefer numbers and avoid being overmatched 1v1. For every 2 athletic specimens there is 1 who is obese, slow, clumsy and or anemic. They almost always try posturing before their fight/flight kicks in. Submission is a humiliation their rfagile psyches don't deal with well and they always pay it forward to someone weaker.

they never fight 1 on 1.

I've been jumped by niggers twice and made a pack run off once, for a total of 3 attempted muggings by nigs.

First time I was young and drunk in downtown of a large coastal city right after 2 am, nigger said 'heyo got money for a bus?' and as I looked at him i was pushed from behind then kicked and beaten on the ground by a pack of 5 or so, when i woke up my wallet was gone.

Second time I was walking home from a store with a bag in my hand. Nigger grabs bag, I start wrestling for it with him, hit in the head from behind AGAIN they always attack from behind, fall over, nigger and pal run off.

Third time, a nigger talks to me as I am walking past a store, reaches his hand out asking for money. I turn around and find his nigger friend behind me, the nigger friend is surprised and acts like his wasn't about to punch me in the face. I pull out a knife, the niggers eyes get big and he runs off, the one in front runs off.

I fucking hate LA I hope it is nuked into oblivion.

Niggers are awesome boxers, I’ll give them that with confidence

But they suck ass at grappling and wrestling

They have good reach but they’re not very strong

My black friends usually win if we’re just throwing punches while standing up, but when we go to the ground whites always win

In an IRL street fight don’t do this though, you could get stomped by someone’s homies

These apes tried to culturally enrich me at a party because I was reclining in a chair and broke it. I hit one of them in the face smashing his good boy glasses. After things cooled down one of them snuck up behind me and threw a sucker punch. He barely connected (hit my cheekbone). I lost my fucking mind and started swinging while revealing my power level in front of my normie friends who dragged me out. Goes without saying I was pretty drunk, my friend after told me I was screaming "I WILL FUCK YOUR MOTHER IN HER ASS NIGGER". Don't even remember most of it. Is there such thing as a REEEE induced blackout?

I've only been in one fight with a nigger. Probably lost because I was a skinnyfat shit in high school but I still feel like I won because I ruined his tablet and called him a nigger as we got pulled apart. My recollection of the actual fight was that he started off strong but didn't have a lot of followup- it felt like he was trying to knock me down and beat me on the ground, and when that happened he didn't really know what to do.

Aboriginals are like the Irish.

>Not very strong in a typical sense (generally)
>light frame
>can take a beating
>won't stay the fuck down
>more of them hiding in the bushes
>unintelligible screaming when fighting
>if still conscious after, will turn to alcohol

Any Aussie knows this, that's why abbos and paddys always get hauled off in a cop car when they go clubbing.

I agree.

>when that happened
When that didn't happen. My mistake.

fight one nigger, be ready to fight all of them

>Hey Sup Forums what's it like fighting a nigger?
You get in a few good licks and then you get jumped by all his friends.

I do not know because I usually get knocked out by the first punch. Maybe that is because I am a white soyboy. Anyways it usually ends with me getting molested.

Yeah right, the muslims are a protected class in your country

I love this video so much.

shes from a "hookup hotshot" video. I cant find the one with her in it but I know its a HUHS video

>Thisssssssss

Let me spin you a yarn from a couple of years ago.

>be me
>living in apartment
>hear loud noise at 3am
>grab my trusty m1911 that has been a family heirloom
>go out and see a Jamal in kitchen and a Basketball american trying to unmount my tv
>blow .45acp into their bodies
>call cops
>go back to bed and add 2 more scratches to the barrel

My great grandfather used the gun back in the 20s and 30s to shoot niggers as a police officer

My grandfather used it to shoot niggers during the civil rights movement

My father used it to shoot niggers during the LA riots

Now it is mine and the family tradition must go on.

kek

I used to dance battle black guys all the time, boy it was tough sometimes. One time, I was getting absolutely WORKED on the dance floor and the kid pulled out baby powder of his pocket and blew it in my face. This kid went to the dancehall with a pocket full of baby powder just to blow it in someone's face, imagine? Thankfully, another black guy aptly named "Sticky Ricky" held me back and said "I got this bro." and proceeded to bust out some moves I've never seen before again, really saved my ass from getting stomped that night.

In college, I had another dance battle full on with audience included. I definitely had improved drastically since my old battling days. I tore up the dance floor pulling some signature moves and even pulling off a risky hat flip that was executive to perfect. It was deemed a tie however, (admit-tingly the crowd was heavily in his favor, I'm sure you know why.) I got a lot of props for that anyway, and definitely had wild sex with the girl I brought that night to watch.

I want this to be real.

Get that fake nigger bullshit out of here. That's ZimZam, hero of Sup Forums. Hes protecting the streets from niggers, not getting kicked out.

This. When Trump said "they aren't sending their best", he wasn't refering to this guy.

MOAR

I think that's the joke.

I've only shot a nigger, never fought one.

Coward
Weak, fight back whether you win or loose
Coward
At least you tried
Poo BTFOed

Survive the first punch and they are nothing special. The problem is the first punch is usually coming out of no where.

Go die Chicanos. No one likes you in the USA or Mexico.

seems legit.

They sound like the prairie niggers from the rez who invade at the beginning of every month after they get their gibs.
Fighting abos also sounds similar to fighting injuns

Trump curse. Potato nigger should've stuck to shit-talking his opponents.

Kek Zimmerman blew the brains out of that nigger

>Be broad shouldered and strong
>nigga tries to bully me because i'm white
>nigga gets spanked and bloodied in the front of the whole school
>I get suspended for a week
>niggas try to befriend me

They're fast but sloppy and tire quickly.

It is the holy one after doing battle with the the dark forces

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>fight

They don't fight straight up. Only sucker punches and 5 v 1.

This.
One on one they throw like 3 haymakers then get tired or run. No technique. Rely heavily on 3-10 homies nearby to back them up. If they wear nigger-tier baggy clothing you'll have a much better chance on the ground rather than standing. Honestly tho if you feel threatened don't hesitate to shoot them and say they threatened to kill you, I've seen what nigs will kill over: literally shoes and $3 beers.

t. Cop.

Niggers will attack women, children anything that makes them angry really.

this Niggers act tough but always resort to cheap tactics to win

can confirm, watched 12 niggers ready to die over some used condoms in an RV

dumbass, how do you suggest we go about NOT getting sent to federal pound-me-in-the-ass prison after shooting a peaceful dindu?

The media would CRUCIFY a white male for shooting a scholarly black man. I'd be cuffed up by one of your faggot blue brethren in less than an hour.

Seriously, these days, a nigger could break into your house and you'd still get sent up for shooting him.

LOSING A FIGHT TO A SMALL DOG I CANT EVEN

If you can get them one on one, it's usually an easy go, but you rarely fight just the one.

You don't need to have done anything wrong to provoke them, your existence is enough.
Like fighting an aggressive animal.
High potential for territorial behavior.
Inclined to fight in packs, as they do not recognize you as their own species(because you're not).

They will absolutely sucker punch you or go for a surprise attack.
Their fellow blacks will almost always lend aid.
They don't tend to have any concept of honor or fairness.
They will stomp you into intensive care/death.

Dick is diamonds

I luaghed reading this whole thing lol

All niggers are cowardly sub human garbage

That's no dog. That's the brother of uma delicia getting revenge.