Name a worse City!

>Melbournians consistently vote for the greens(far liftest party in Australia).
>The city literally smell disgusting because of all the hippies and Chinese food.
>The city is full of degenerate people.
> There are probably more chinks in this city then whites
>All the men look like soy boys.
> Yesterday I walked all day in the city and did see a single hot girl.
> The architecture is ugly as fuck because there is no classical style building. All the buildings are ugly post-modern.

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Name a worse city?
San Francisco

But if it's Straya-only, can't argue with pozzbourne

San Fransico has Silicon Valley. We have nothing.
What do we make? What do we invent?

Melbourne is a fucking dump.

Overrated shithole shilled by leftist faggots. Still thinks being the first city in Australia to have cappuccino in 1979 counts for something. Every other month police shut down a planned terror attack. Come back in 20 years time when the muzzies have truly taken over.

it's pretty gay ay
SJW & Soyboy central

Melbourne is a true shithole and i fucking hate living here, you basically have to suck a fags dick every time you walk outside and then dodge knife attacks from the fucking browneyes

abc.net.au/mediawatch/transcripts/s4778705.htm
I fucken hate this country!

This sterile place

Sosnowiec

I live in Melb currently (from North Gold Coast originally). I hate it here.

In the suburb i live, theres a cafe that charges men 18% more for wage gap, a town hall that is currently plastered with liberal art, the headquarters for the "radical feminist movement" (not even kidding) and the local council has had its rights to issue citizenship revoked for not acknowledged australia day.

Does that city vote for the most left-wing party in the country?
Does really smell terrible?
I've been to the middle east, and they are cleaner and smell better than Melbourne.

>le epic sosnowiec/radom meme
x-D

suck shit Melbourne you smelly, cock loving faggots - Adelaide

At least the city is laid out in a proper grid instead of a series of semi-circles like sydney and to a lesser extent, brisbane. There are also bathrooms appropriately placed. The large pathways give an open vibe to the city, reminiscent of plazas mostly found in socialist and communist nations. The artwork is amazing everywhere you go. Whether it be architecture, little plaques on the gutters, historical monuments, art galleries, or even just a empty alleyway covered in the most amazing graffiti.

Does san franciso have sandstorms? Ice storms?
Is it the world's allergy capital?

youtube.com/watch?v=ugYYknO5HAA

i see you're a man of culture as well

I was walking past the state library, and there was literally writing on the floor saying"Trans women are real women". Also in one of the massive TVs they were praising clementine ford!

Rome wasn't built on grids, neither should you

Spoken like a true cuck

You don't know what is art! It's post-modern art. Its not classical.

You forgot to mention
>City is covered in smog
>Homeless problem
>Shitskin problem
>Drug capital of Australia.
>Polluted & overcrowded beaches.

graffiti is 'art' for degenerates and scum. nice you fishing

Today I found out Australians and New Zealanders both speak the same language.

You are an idiot!

i hate my country now, cant wait to move to asia permanently, also melbs is a shit hole, its either 50% chance you run into some faggot hipster soyboy or a 50% chance to get stabbed by a junkie or gang bashed by sudanese

I see your Melbourne and raise you Detroit

To be fair Silicone Valley doesn't invent anything useful.
Ohh other then the wifi connected juicero that costs $400 USD and apps that crash all the time

>What do we make? What do we invent?
To be fair you can say that about all of Australia, not just Melbourne. The Australian economy is a services circle jerk propped up by selling rocks to China

>Refugees Welcome

>covered in the most amazing graffiti.
lmao, kys.

Why are you living in Moreland? You know more land means more fuck, right? Why not choose Anglo suburbs like Blackrock, Beaumaris or north East suburbs?
Avoid Morefuck, Democratic People's Republic of Yarra, Northern suburbs and of course western suburbs, you will be fine.

Don't forget how smug they are for having the most expensive (((coffee))) and lousiest "theatre", along with "culture" vis modern "art" tackily stamped over the place.

The average female resident of Melbourne looks like her!

>super power Australia!!

Avoid the red/light green areas and it's fine

I live in Moreland. Only because it's free rent.

To be fair the laneways are fantastic for shopping and eggs benedict brunch

Have you been in the SLV? What about St. Paul and St. Patrick you illiterate bogan? Royal Exhibition Centre? Old Treasury Building? Although we're politically fucked but have you been inside the State Parliament building? Supereme Court? Or are these too much for a bottom junkie like you?

get a load of this fag, literally the state of your city and people like you

Is everyone from Melbourne a leftist degenerate?

And the stench of piss

>most amazing graffiti

no it's fucking trash, like all graffiti.

>muh apint on a wall giving me self worth and identity

pathetic

>Supereme Court?
Figures you'd been there, pleb.

The saddest thing is that everything else is discouraged.

You need to gas yourself. Living in Moreland itself deserve death panelty, free rant means highly likely you're a (((customer))) of our glorious Centrallink.

What the fuck is "eggs benedict brunch"?
And fuck shopping! It's for faggots and girls!

I'm from the eastern suburbs in Sydney, I've just loved Melbourne when I've visited. It has been a while but it was excellent last time.

You've never had eggs benedict? Stop into a cafe asap and do yourself a favour. Brunch is just a nice meal in between breakfast and lunch, perfect time for eggs benny.

I like to stay fresh with my outfits and my do, high fashion is the true mark of the white man.

Negative. No gov benefits and 2 jobs. Privy only child who doesn't pay daddy rent to live in her own apartment.

>...
I second that motion

Have you been outside of Australia? Yeh, there is like fucking 3 good buildings. The olny good museum is the Hellenic museum.

hellenic.org.au/

What a faggot? Just go to the gym and wear a white plain shirt!
I have never been to a cafe in my entire life. I know how to make good food, and I make them at home.

>a series of semi-circles
That's Canberra and it's comfy as fuck. Lots of circles, clean, good transport, no heavy traffic, cheaper than Sydney/Melb. You can even go and sit on top of the pollies if that's your thing.

You know the court house is open to the public right? Or you probably don't know. I'd suggest you educate yourself by move your arse to public gallery to understand how this branch of our society works. It's part of western culture you nigga.

>high fashion is the true mark of the white homosexual
FTFY. All you need is the internet and a personal shopper. Assuming you don't have a reliable tailor.

>Yeh, there is like fucking 3 good buildings.
Pretty much. Even Hobart has the edge. And it has nothing on Brisbane or Sydney.

Merkel Lego in Sydney but Melbourne still sucks ass

You also turn right from the left lane you fucking putrid cunt

What?

That Melbourne sucks

>You know the court house is open to the public right?
Duh. We did lots of excursions to various courts in highschool legal studies. But it was telling that you had to resort to it so quickly.

Funnily enough, tourists seem to handle it better than locals. Guess because they're more wary.

I wanna visit sometime to do some shopping and visit some nice restaurants for a change. Say what you want about Melbourne, at least you have actual infrastructure and amenties there, NZ is nearly a fucking third world dump with next to nothing remotely classy in comparison.

>nearly 25% of nz's public water supply is unsafe to drink
>over 500km of asbestos piping that needs replaced
And on and on it goes. Don't even mention the roads or the healthcare system. Hell, Dunedin city hospital has a wing partially closed thanks to asbestos in the ceiling getting removed.

Point is, I'm gonna brave the degeneracy for awhile to hangout in an actual city. Is there some major unwritten rules I should know and places to avoid in Melbourne to avoid getting enriched or soy'd?

I go to the gym and I wear tailored suits. I buy them in Thailand to save money, train at Tiger Muay Thai and indulge in whores. That's all well and good, google yourself an eggs benny recipe today. It's all about the hollondaise.

>Clothes shopping on the internet
No.

So basically, cities in general.
Those of us from the country can tell you fucking urbanites this. Cities, without exception, are trash.

lmao aka diversity blocks

>artwork is amazing
>amazing architecture
Just stop

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>I buy them in Thailand to save money
Certainly explains why you're incapable of buying clothes on the internet. Unless you just have an unusual body shape (round).

It's not that I'm incapable I'm just something of a luddite at times. I approach people and ask for directions even though I have a perfectly capable gps map in my pocket for example. I understand the irony of discussing this on the internet.

Werribee is ok I live in hoppers myself but school is SJW all over

>It's not that I'm incapable I'm just something of a luddite at times.
Then you don't really care about saving money and why would shopping at hipster laden laneways be a boon if you only buy during ladyboy sex vacations?

Brisbane cunt checking in, I agree with everything you've said, melbs is a lib cuck shithole.

I was about to extrapolate, explain and defend my shopping habits then the reality of what I was doing kind of dawned on me.

Of course, but daily reminder that Melbourne was built since 1835 with criminals escaped from Tasmania.
More buildings including Rippon Lea Estate, Labassa House, Montsalvat, etc., too many, even dead cucked University of Melbourne has neogothic clock towers.
Enjoy your time.

>There are probably more chinks in this city then whites
So what?

When I goto melbourne city all I see are gooks, Muslim's and faggots. It's almost every 2nd male is a fucking faggot. When I grew up there were no gay's at all. I hate the city so much.

Becuase they are ugly and annoying! Australia was built by white people, and the majority of one of the biggest city is mostly Chinese. Most of them come from rich Chinese families, and they act like they own the fucking world!

Wow I didnt read that faggots post. Those walls of graffiti he is talking about are soulless tourest traps to let gooks take photos with urban1_theme. The exact same modern aesthetic you get from every other dystopian multicultural city around the world.

>they act like they own the fucking world!

They're getting hilariously uppity. Had a chink actually get aggressive and challenging with me recently. Fucken wild, considering the hectic size disparity.

Used to be they were a bit meeker, but they're sort of like those little yappy dogs now that think they're rottweilers.

>you didn't listen

>So what?
>t. Mongolian

Something went horribly wrong with Melbourne, it's hard to identify what but for some reason you have a large city chock full of fart sniffers, the only parallel on the planet being San Francisco. The only solution is either a complete thermonuclear glassing, or 20 years of forced poverty and isolation.

chinese are basicly jews, they buy up everything and hoard wealth within their own groups. they are also rude, ugly and chinese immigrants are bluepilled as fuck.

Melbourne fucking rocks if you're only there for a short period, and do nothing but pick up sloots at the clubs.

>Something went horribly wrong with Melbourne

Became known for being 'cultural' so fart sniffers migrate there. Most of the biggest wankers I've known have moved down there to be amongst their own kind.

Once they're down there, it turns them even more obnoxious. It's like the LA effect. Six months living in yarra and you're an aboriginal activist (despite never having met one).

Thank god I live in Perth people are generally conservative and bulk of immigrants are white english, South African etc.

World's most liveable city like 69th year in a row, keep crying sydney boyz hahaha

hello r/melbourne

I see your Detroit and I raise you one Alice Springs

I've only been to Perth once but I loved the wine tours there. My god I was wasted riding a boat up that river with all the boomers singing karaoke. Good times. I picked up a girl who was with a group of engineering students and she made me fresh spag bol with some left over wine for breakfast which was strange. I think she was Norwegian or something Scandi.

who do you think determine those ratings? People with AIDS, that's who.

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en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Midden

>Name a worse City!
Austin, TX
>check them

forgot pic

Agree OP, worst city I've ever been to. Was there the day after the US election and me and my buddy got bounced out of a bar for being Trump supporters. I was fucking astounded at the amount of trash on the streets in Melbs, it was worse than Mexico in some places like what the fuck is going on in that town. Also it's literally crawling with cops who want to police every single little thing you do?? We got stopped by a couple of beat cops because my m8 was walking around the CBD barefoot (jandals in his bag) and were real shitcunts about it like oi put on some fucking shoes m8 it's dangerous and started babbling about public safety -- made us take off our sunglasses ("for [their] protection") and kept asking us if we were from around there. When we finally got a little pissed off and basically said like wtf do you want they threatened to arrest us for "antagonizing the public". This is not satire.

Perth was quite good though.

Like anybody in Sydney is gutted it isn't the 'world's most liveable city'. We fucken know - it's getting shitter every year and full to the brink with dull eyed gooks ambulating around in a mercedes c class struggling to tune into the queen ant's transmissions.

World's most liveable city with the highest number of pozzboys dying early

>Tasmania
>Island so sperated from mainland degeneracy
>Nearly 100% white
>Beutiful environment and not hot as fuck

>kazhakstan nigger

>This is not satire.

Yeah, I don't struggle to believe that encounter. Every time I go down there it strikes me there are a lot of visible cops in the cbd. I saw fewer roving cops in the middle of moscow, and they were less aggressive...

I don't have enough toes or webbing between them to qualify.

>people from tasmania are inbred mutants
fucking lol