Girls und Panzer

Why isn't Alice your wife? She's cute as a button, smarter than a university student and drenched in sex appeal. Not to mention this also grants you unrestricted access to her mother.

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Because no one girl can be both your wife and your daughter-wife.

Being your daughter-wife also means she's already your wife.

Erwin is cute and she is also my wife!

Your wife gives amazing head.

How long until Fondue will start to secretly poison Eclair bullies?

>drenched in sex appeal
She sure is.

Glasses Yuzu admires Eclair and is a dedicated secretary, but I don't think she'd go as far as to poison people.

>dedicated secretary,

So dedicated she stalks her.

>unrestricted access to her mother.
What are you implying here?

Which girl do you think has the best pubic hair to play with?

My vote is with the floof queen herself.

Stop teasing Miho.

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tfw you'll never have a guppie gf

bamp, not letting the thread die

I am watching Yukari's Tank Corner and it is ADORABLE

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How do approach the Hippo team and ask one on a date?

Invite them to a cool bookstore you found with an extensive collection of older history books. If there's no bookstore you know if you can instead invite them to come over to your place and edit Wikipedia pages.

aside of a book store, what a good place to take any hippo on a date?

a museum date sounds comfy

I approach Saemonza wearing an eyepatch and a crescent moon helm and ask if she wants to ride on a "Date"

It probably only has like 1gb of storage, but it doesn't stop me from wanting it.

>daughter-wife
I want a daughter and a wife

I want to use Oryou's belly as pillow!

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I want a Rabbit Team harem!

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Beware of rabbits, remember that this could happend to you!

Mikko has a crush on me but I do not reciprocate.

Is there any reason for Pixiv's latest obsession with Futomaki?

I want to poke Maho's butt from the other side

Setsubun

I want to play with Maho's hairy pussy

Maho doesn't have a hairy pussy. If you're looking for downstairs fluff, Yukari and Oryou are for you.

I dunno, I feel like Maho would be too busy commanding to keep that hygienic. Plus it would look cute!

No, she'd definitely keep it nicely trimmed

Shiho must shave her autistic daughter and Miho must sell the pubes to Erika

If Maho wants to take over the Nishizumi dojo, she needs to be an yamato nadeshiko with a bush.

No, while Maho is autistic, she is capable of doing some things herself, like trimming her pubic hair, also why would Miho sell them to Erika?

I want to shave my pubes and put it in Darjeeling's tea.

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>why would Miho sell them to Erika?
Money for boko teddies

I want to snuggle up next to Katyusha and hold her close to me as we fall asleep.

I hope you either married her or have her consent, or else that'd be very strange and awkward

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While we're not married (Although I do plan on asking her for her hand in marriage.) I do have her consent to snuggle up to her and hold her close, somtimes she even tells me that she wants me to do so.

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4 GB

>4 gb
why is Japan so backwater?

all the smart ones left

to where? Brazil? the US?

His legs are so short.

Gensokyo

>novelty USB from 2012
>user expects it to be today's cutting edge
Pfffffft.

I'm going to take off Katyusha's hat without her permission!

Not as bad as I was expecting for a novelty item, could still fit a bunch of useful stuff on that!

nonna

I don't know who I'd rather get a nursing handjob from, Nonna or Yuzu?

4gb in 2012 was still pathetic

How would sex with Pepperoni be like?

Marry.

see
>novelty

Yeah, the back half would be lost in 3 weeks.

Very hairy!

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Cute dork

>salmiakki

love it

Very cute.

Loli haet it

you can dissolve salmiakki in vodka. maybe useful for s-seduction.

She don't need any weird Finnish seduction techniques with me.

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Don't lewd the Fluff.

I want to gentle touch her!

A wild ride

I want to take Yukari to the machine gun shoot.

Why did you subject me to his vulgarity?

I want to bully friendless yukari

But Darjeeling is the vulgar girl.

Noisy.
Also, she enjoy riding.
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Please no more vulgar pictures in this thread.

I want to ask that dork out on a date.

Guess you'll never get the chance because I'm her friend!

Remember that time Pepperoni got an actual vanilla doujin, with no shota or prostitution? I'm still trying to believe it.

Don't talk shit about my girl

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But she really have an obscene, lewd, depraved, improper and immoral body.

I heard Darjeeling had sex with every fag in these threads before finally getting with Darjeelingfag.
What a slag.

Darjeeling is after girls too!

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Bitch, I sleep with her every night and she rubs my dick.
I have her daki. It's surprisingly of good quality. I was scared it would be crap because GuP dakis are few and far between.

Rosehip is best.

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Giving Sawreehfag a boner!

This. Shame her bestness isnt wider recognised

The lucky ones

i want to let mako fall asleep on my lap

I like all the girls and I'm happy to provide boners to any of the fags.

The only thing the image you replied to gave me is the strong desire to apply sunscreen for her. No lewding me!

She's a cunt that took the spotlight away from poor, oft-ignored, and downright abused Assam!