How would you best describe Kazuma and Aqua's relationship?

How would you best describe Kazuma and Aqua's relationship?

>best bros
>brother and sister
>old married couple

this

brother and sister for sure

What was the liquid? I'm not smart.

functional toxic dependency

theyre bad for each other but they need one another

presumably gasoline or something equally flammable

Master and doggo.

Aqua is garbage
Kazuma is a garbage bin

so accurate it hurts. I could see something like this in the anime

Two little children constantly arguing about who is the mature one.

Scum and Goddess.

Aqua is fucking great bro tier, dude.
She fights together, drinks, banters, cries, is a good sport for beating and getting beat by Kuzuma.
10/10 waifu

Aqua pls go, we're trying to have an intelligent discussion

>bakuretsu bakuretsu la la la

EXPLOSION

all 3 plus
>best type of romantic relationship

Two sides of the same coin
>that chapter where they become nouveau riche douchebags

something to kill him, maybe poison.

Holy shit this is perfect

Why does a goddess wear a hooker suit with no pantsu?

Owner and dog that pisses on the carpet
Aqua needs to be put on a leash

What are you implying? She's wearing them properly. It's just that she doesn't want people to see them so she turned them invisible.

no stupid virgin can see the pantsu of the goddess of water Aqua!.

What colour would you say her panties are?

Transparent.

i only see lady bits there user, i fully see her chomusuke.

Brother taking care of special needs sister.

Lifelong partners in crime.

(BBFL)
Best Bros For Life

You can't be brothers with a girl.

>Aqua
>Girl
does not compute.

If Aqua were to die from being hit by a truck I have a feeling Kazuma would move on with his life pretty fast.

They bicker and fight all the time, but if push came to shove, I'd bet they'd have each other's backs.

she's a dude(girl)

Like during the dullahan fight? Yeah, that sure looked like it.

Definitely not. Kazuma became a NEET just because the girl he liked started going out with a delinquent. If Aqua died or disappeared, he'd be depressed as hell. He's a surprisingly fragile guy in some ways.

Not really.
The brilliance of Aqua is that despite being dumb, spoiled, egotistical, annoying, alcoholic, unlucky trash is that she's useful in the most useless ways.
>Party tricks.
>Goddess power and mana
>Purification.
>Artist
>Can repair paper
>Sees in the dark
>Undead magnet.
>OP against undead.
I'm probably missing something but this is why Konosuba is so great; every girl has rotten personality quirks and employ unorthodox ways to still be useful in RPG adventures, much to Kazuma's annoyance.

As a water goddess her role for kazuma is the same as it would be for anyone else:
Storage and/or disposal of unwanted liquids and getting things wet.

You forgot cleaning toilets and making walls.

Aqua is the guy who is fun to have a drink with but that you should never lend anything to

Cleaning herself is to be expected, the other stuff is just her going above and beyond her line of work.

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I don't think you understand Kazuma's and Aqua's relationship. I don't even know what you're even trying to refute.

Eh, I'd lend Aqua a shoulder when she's drunk.

>water god femdom
>grabs your testes and threatens to turn all your semen into water

Kazuma wouldn't mind dropping her ass but she always finds a way to be useful without even trying.
I doubt Kazuma would care much if Aqua were to die, she's a Goddess, all that really means is that she gets to go home, the only times she'd be missed would be when shit needed cleaning or the party did a quest that involved undead or purifying something, otherwise it would be one less annoyance and money sink for Kazuma to worry about.

>purifies all your stored up semen
>you can't impregnate anyone for 2 months
>go on a creampie spree fucking everyone and taking no responsibility

He wouldn't have before volume 4, but currently, she's one of his most precious comrades.

Dysfunctional.

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Brother and sister. There are times when they are best friends and times when they want to strangle each other to death.

I don't get it.

She tried to poison him but he was too smart for it.

Sounds more like Kazuma and Dorkness in vol 10.

>Hnnnngggghhhh

>"You got mindbroken in 3 panels!?"

Pet and owner.

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>“Hmm? You look like a devil! I won’t let you escape, the one panting heavily in your chest right now is my important… important… Hey Kazuma! What is my relationship with you!? What should I say to look cool!?”

not even aqua knows.

Master and pet.

He can use steal magic.

Thats not a very nice comparison user.

Since dogs are intelligent creatures.

Shibainu are about as scummy as Aqua.

shibas are the aquas of dogs though. below average intelligence

>stored up semen
You retards fell asleep during biology classes or something?

I learned something new then. Thank you for helping make me a better person anons.

Stop thinking things work like in hentai you dumbfuck

The hips moving on their own thing is real though right?

RIGHT?

Aqua is cute! Cute! And she deserves more praise

What's this manga called?

How is darkness so best? Holy shit

>Cuckness
>Best
>Not glorious, beautiful, clever goddess Aqua

Well, yes. There's some semi-autonomic mobility involved if the brain is too busy handling all the noise an imminent orgasm produces.

Glorious slut who can't sleep without crying herself with booze you mean.

i want to climb those mounds

She wants you to climb those mounds!

Reading the orc's arc. Kazuma only feel safe with the presence of Aqua, not anyone else

Atleast Kazuma is important to Aqua

Jeremy Clarkson and James May

Useless Goddess.

Why is Aqua so fat?

She's a lazy glutton

Retains a lot of water.

Alcohol is actually quite fattening, it has very high caloric content. Combined with all the food Aqua eats, it's only because she also starves from time to time that she's not a landwhale.

Roomates

Like a brother and sister married couple.

Surprisingly I get brother-sister vibe from Kazuma-Darkness. Even with all that sexual tension present.

Incest is my fetish too

Dumb and dumber.

S2 is dumb and dumberer

Can't wait for the latter half of the season.

Kazuma = Jeremy
Aqua = Hammond
Megumin = May

?

Married couple, within a couple years of divorce. z

Generally stuck living together, but they don't like each other either.

but kazuma has high intelligence

I want a megumeme edit of this image with
>MORE EXPLOSION
instead

Not really high, just higher than average. They're both dumb compared to Memegumin.

>after certain incident in vol10 aqua said this to kazuma

so its undefainable

Friends with benefits

Unknown and the debatable.
In V5 aftere orcs Kazuma was to scared to left Aqua side.
In V8 Kazuma was thinking about Aqua when he have seen a rock. Aqua created stall that would remind him about home.
V10when lucky guys were hitting on girls Aqua with Darkness and Megumin start telling Kazuma how lucky he is.
I won't call their relationship like bro or brother and sister.
Only can say unknown.
sorry for bad english.

>How would you best describe Kazuma and Aqua's relationship?
Complicated.
It's like 2 dudes who annoy each other just because, but will always help each other whenever shit goes down.

Their relation is the one of non-incestuous brother and sister.

> Cast down from heaven
> Not drinking oneself to oblivion every night
Do you even disgusting filthy mortal realm?