Hey Sup Forums

Hey Sup Forums

senate majority leader here

Roy Moore was your fault. Trump endorsed my friend and colleague senator Strange. You didn't listen. Now look at the mess we are in

Mitch... hey Mitch... help... im stuck in the bathroom at the whitehouse. You’ve never seen a bathroom like the one Mitch. It’s so history... so much history. It’s really great... I’m very honorred to use the same bathroom Martin sheen used

>I’m very honorred to use the same bathroom Martin sheen used
Lel

The door is a push door not a pull door.

Now, get the fuck back in your cage

Actually, it's Bannon's fault. And Fox News for putting out that absurd 'Jones is leading by 10, might as well stay home now' poll.

The RINOs simply couldn't have Moore there. They'd rather lose the seat and try again later than have 'but Republicans are pedos too' still lingering in the background.

I agree, he was a terrible candidate but Bannon convinced us and Roger couldn't care anymore.

>we

If they hadn't pulled support, funding and staff for Moore he would have won. Period. Moore did nothing wrong he was abandoned by his party.

I swear, the ignorance I have to deal with on a daily basis.

>Now look at the mess we are in
media poised to call any accusations towards democrats of pedophilia as blowback over Moore, couldn't have been better scripted for the establishment

bravo, you fags win nothing but ire from a world which hates you and wants you dead

Everybody Trump endorses is a loser? Sounds about right.

They went all out until the end, even when he was more on the news than Osama bin laden.

This was a disaster caused by intransigence and it's time for a mea culpa.

Mitch, did you really believe these Sup Forums faggots were ever going to listen to a race-mixing mong like you? They'd rather delete their anime porn collection than that. Next time out, hire one of these deviants to whip up some Sup Forums friendly memes and imagery. You don't have to worry about having them on staff, there will be no sexual harassment charges arising from these incels, that I can tell you. Say hi to the Donald for me.

Nigger what timeline are you in? Osama hasn't been in the news for years

>I made a metaphor to complex.

why does mitch mcconnell look like billy bones

Mitch, remember that meeting we held at my office a few years ago, where you were asking what you could do for you in exchange for campaign cash? I apologize we couldn't consummate that exchange, but Gilibrand had the appointment before you. You understand.

Please reschedule. I always liked you in a turtleneck.

You friend Donald.

To complex what? Can complex even be a verb?

Please put this current situation into perspective

HEY faggot losers.

$tev€ Mnuchin here asking you why your wife isn’t this hot? I jelly? I thought so

Anyway thanks for the tax cuts

Steve! Help! Can I borrow one of those dollars? I want to buy a soda from the vending machine in the lobby

I already gave you a dollar, mr president. What did you do with that one?

>We are being taunted by a toad-man hybrid that managed to become a senator

Why must you do this to us?