Is it legal to pump Shinobu?

Is it legal to pump Shinobu?

No law could stop me.

Does it matter?

What is legal and what is right seldom coincide.

No. Because you can't prove to the police that she's 500 years old.

But a prosecutor can't prove her existence if she just hides in your shadow. Checkmate.

I'll just leave these here.
Would be a shame if nobody ate them...

I'm sorry. Did you say something?

This. And you certainly couldn't rape her. If you pumped Shinobu it would be consensual and she wouldn't want to prosecute.

post the gifs

you know the ones

Also she can suck a bit of your blood before the cops arrive so she can appear legal age

On it.

She isn't human and law only applies to human beings.

So yeah, totally legal.

Shinobu is a gal I'd like to pump full of cream.

Good luck seducing her though.

actually not the ones I was thinkin' of, but you got the right idea

I don't think there are any laws regarding Vampires. At least not where I live.

Yeah, you meant this.

exactly

MUH

But let's get some real hardcore shit.

No ban pls.

REV UP THOSE FRYERS

To make donuts?

>create a loli
>call her a demon/vampire/etc
>say that she has over 10000 years old
>her real body is a MILF's one

Are these type of lolis the best girls?

Both forms are top tier sex perfection

bingo
of course, they're the jack of all trades

But doesn't this make the lolis actually used goods?

Yes. All the learned charm of a grown woman inside a fresh body.

Jack of all trades, master of all.

Shinobu is a virgin it was never implied she has had sex

If you do not read the light novels and other literature related to Shinobu then you are a mental health patient pursuant of pornography. Only after reading the artistic material can you honestly be doing anything else.

I saw a couple books are coming out right now, a bakareader app I tried out recently showed that about the first 3-4 volumes of the Monogatari series were being published out of order

>Jack of all trades
You mean master of all?

I'm calling the fucking cops right now.

>ln
>being somehow artistic, ever

>物語
>in anything but japanese

>Jack of all trades, master of all

Forgive me, but I don't get it.

She's a master of being a cute loli, and she's a master of being a curvy bombshell with regality that kings envy.

If Shinobu can be anything I want how am I supposed to choose?

You choose Shinobu and she will naturally surprise and delight you.

Ah, got ya

to be honest, I've been meaning to continue watching the series. I kind of lost interest after Mono due to other commitments, plus I lost the flow chart that had the recommended order according to the LNs. The recent movies have somewhat revived my interest, so I partake now would be a good time to get back into the series?

>Using a flowchart just to follow series
Come the fuck on user. Try to enjoy the medium a bit more, it ain't that serious.

Anime airing order is close enough to LN order, so don't worry about it too much. There's always been a steady stream of content, so it's always a good time to get into it. Just don't forget to watch Koyomimonogatari. A lot of people seem to have been missing it.

Yeah I know, but fuck, man, you got all these different names and arcs - it's just a bit confusing sometimes especially when some of the material apparently wasn't animated from what I've read.

Time to lighten up perhaps and get on with it, confusion be damned

The series as a whole has been on my non-existent backlog so that sounds good to me.

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>get on with it, confusion be damned
That's what you have to do sometimes. Things will just be confusing for a while before the series gives you enough information to understand them. Piecing things together is part of the enjoyment.

Im about to fucking cum im not even joking

Exactly. To be quite fair, I've withdrawn from watching much anime and instead went with just reading manga. This series in particular has caught my interest, but it all depends on whatever free time I have and if I can bother to getting 'round to it. Now that the movies are out, figures now is the time to just do it and not bother worrying about it.

rip

I'm still mad that they cut most of the banter and flirting from Kabuki.

HOLY FUCK!!!!!!!!!

then i'd be a weab

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why is river cuomo's dick on fire, user?

It's a metaphor.

>800 years old virgin vampire
Oh boy

hmmmm

regenerating pussy, user

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You could literally ask her to let you fuck her 12-year-old cunny, turn 10 while you fuck her anus, and turn 8 to finish you off with her mouth.

Yeah but in Kizu Hanekawa mentions how creating a thrall/kin (as opposed to just straight up eating some poor bastard) is an incredibly intimate experience for a vampire, not dissimilar to intercourse. In that respect, Kiss-shot has "fucked" two people, one of which is Arararagi.

You're not going to even try her adult form?

And by comparison sex is probably really inconsequential to vampires, especially since it isn't necessary. Therefore it stands to reason that the 800 year old vampire has probably fucked tons of humans either for fun or as a part of seduction.

aka the GOAT form

I'm no homosexual.

Not attracted to little girls

Not a problem.

She's a Disney princess at heart. Casual sex isn't her thing. But you know this.

If you've watched the series, you'd probably be willing to make an exception for her.

If she regenerates and you can't tell the difference, is the fake virginity better than the real thing?

If he actually fucked her, would there be some ridiculous recursive pleasure feedback thing happening?

pretty sure there's a doujin of that somewhere

No. Araragi transmits sensations to Shinobu, but doesn't receive any from her. So Shinobu would get double the pleasure in an interesting way, but not Araragi.

mods

Tit and buttjob in her adult form.

truly a thinking man, user

how about double paizuri with cat?

Here's a summation
>"Can you just put your dick in me already?"
>"No."

Araragi is a legend.

She wasn't aiming for anything immediate. Just planting the idea in his head. Also teasing him.

Not in Canada.

Nah. Hanekawa doesn't have anything to add in that situation.

Teen Shinobu is best version, though.

There is no way Shinobu is a virgin, she's a VAMPIRE, a creature that is a metaphor for impure sexual intercourse.

Consider Carmilla where the vampire lady is a metaphor for the author's lesbian fetish. Consider Dracula where the vampire only drinks blood (i.e. fucks) virgin women.

17 > 10 > 18 > 12 > Adult > 8

>Satan in charge of being wrong
8>10>12>18>17>adult

Two heads are better than one.

With the number of pure, virginal succubi Japan has come up with, I don't think that argument holds any weight.

The context in which Araragi first meets her matches the sexual interpretation of the vampire perfectly.

And then they didn't have sex.

They did.
The entire conversation was about Shinobu convincing Araragi to fuck her, even if she's missing most of her limbs.
And him being a hormonal teenager, he obviously does it.

>putting adult near or at the bottom
You both are wrong.

8 = 10 = 12 = 17 = 18 = adult = a miracle

good point

insert ougi for infinite spooky sleevejobs

This image still is the most disgusting thing relating to Ougi I've seen in a long time.

Kiss-Shot can increase headcount by herself.

to be fair, the backless sweater thing isn't that good to begin with

needs more sleeve dickings if anything

It's more about showing bare hands and legs.

ah, figures

this should make amends

too spooky

she must be the biggest perv. How many times has she seen him naked, probably was fingering herself too

Shinobu doesn't seem to care much about casual nudity. Their bond has some glamourous parts and a lot of really unglamourous parts. Maybe she masturbates along with him occasionally though.

what does Ougi smell like?

Koyomi hears faint moans during the nights

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You know the smell inside a glove when you've been wearing it for a while? That but over her whole body