What would you do to Lena Dunham in a self defense situation?
The Spiritual Leader of the Left
Adam Perry
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Levi Peterson
Walk a little faster than usual?
Oliver Powell
Smash that bitch into the concrete.
Ryan Price
fpbp
Levi Morgan
Ask her politely to leave me alone and stop blogging about glorifying rape culture
Dylan Ward
fpbp
Liam White
Pocket sand.
Benjamin Baker
Trip her and let her damage herself
Jaxson Howard
shishisha!
Chase Scott
Dash a bottle of acid in her face
Cameron Reyes
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Christian Taylor
Flush the toilet already.
Sebastian Sullivan
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Lucas James
The left have disowned this stupid cunt.
Daniel Wood
put her in a fucking BOX
Bentley Wood
That would probably be an improvement
Ryder Richardson
why?
Daniel King
Probably just leave? I don't have any special hatred for her. She's just another crappy celeb who fell upward.
Eli Flores
The same thing I would do to John Oliver.
Jonathan Nelson
no one cares faggot
Xavier Gomez
Peacekeeper
Mason Wright
Her face ain't so bad. Would let her blow me if she lost some weight.
Jayden Young
shes kinda hot
Henry Brooks
Bring her a dressing gown and maybe a serviette? She's obviously bombed on drugs or something if she's just sittting there eating a whole cake on the toilet. Yes I know she molested her own sister and made up that story about getting raped by some guy in college, but if your father and mother were sexual perverts who probably sold your body to the Podesta ring to further their talent-free "art" careers you'd probably be fucked in the head too. Her show failed to gain viewers, her blog isn't read by anyone even when famous people post stuff there, she hilariously shilled for Hillary to the point of madness and collapse. What possible damage could I do to her that she hasn't already done to herself? Maybe I'd call one of her friends and have them come collect her, I wouldn't even ask how she got into my bathroom.
Thing is, right, if she put the same effort into making herself look her best as she does at making herself look ugly and stupid, she might even scrub up reasonably. Her art would definitely improve if she did the minimum of cardio three times a week, for example.
Lincoln Rodriguez
Ask them smell the finger she raped her lil sister with.
James Barnes
Backhand the bitch and put her on the street blowing brillioheads for 4$ a pop. I figure I could make a princely sum as boons tend to go for fat white chicks and they will trade food stamps for just about anything
Nathaniel Davis
I'd kick her in the nuts.
Leo Martin
Lena Dunham can't even provoke a rage thread. That's how unsuccessful her bullshit was. You've only got to look at the photo of her next to TayTay on stage to see that she knows it, too.
Michael Evans
Sex
Gavin Myers
Lena Dunham tried to warn HRC that Weinstein was a rapist and that it was going to come out. I still don't necessarily like her but ehh.. I guess I hope she'd beat Paris Hilton's ass?
Henry Perez
Spoken like a true Moslem country
Benjamin Hernandez
Peacekeeper
Aaron Watson
>in a self defense situation
>implying I would need to defend myself from that amorphous hobgoblin
She probably has the strength of a 10 year old.
James Fisher
have at it
Matthew Lee
Idk I’d give her a taste of the good dick, by the time she’s accustomed to the good dick she’ll be straight white and conservative.
Justin Nguyen
Why didn't they pixelate all the offensive parts?
Angel Russell
Rope her up like a hog and leave her out in the freezing cold to die
Gavin Russell
Tell her conspiracy theory that she's being followed by right propagandists and she's going to be killed in her sleep and make her to a paranoid State of Mind and then make her ultimately lose her career she's a Lefty she won't be hard to come in
Camden Robinson
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Owen Harris
I would gouge her eyes out and kick her in the cunt as hard as I could.
Alexander Jackson
The oldfag and newfag, the alpha and omega.
How do we get rid of these brutes?
Brayden Garcia
Toss a bucket of water on her and watch her melt.
Evan Smith
I'd punch her so hard I'd break both her orbital bones.
The first responders would be puking after they saw what I'd do to her.
James Rogers
Pimp her out to niggers
Gavin Peterson
All I would do is spit on her. Repeatedly.
Jeremiah Moore
The Left love her and her sister diddling ways
Nicholas Long
shoot her with a bow
but my bow would likely put an arrow through both sides of the skull
Austin Adams
would probably turn 360 degrees and walk away
Luke White
I would blindfold her, line her up against a wall and make a beautiful impressionistic mural on an urban building.
In self defense of course...
Oliver Gutierrez
Sam Hyde said it best
Elijah Carter
>would probably turn 360 degrees and run away
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