How to save Sup Forums

Sup Forums has been ravaged by shills recently and it's getting to the point of do or die to save this board. I've been here since Sup Forums started and this board has really gone to shit recently. 10 things we have to do to save Sup Forums from shills:
1) Don't reply to threads like "white boi you mad" with cuck porn
2) Don't reply to ANTIFA/ /leftypol/ threads
3) Don't reply to Stormfag threads
4)Stop with the memes [memes hurt actual discussion]
5)Post actual questions and topics not random fucking memes
6)Don't call out shills just sage and move on
7)Ignore slide threads - don't report them because it wastes to much time and we usually get barraged with a lot
8) reply to good threads only
9)report rule breakers
10) keep Sup Forums on Sup Forums

fellow oldfag here, you forgot the number 1 thing to prevent sliding of on topic threads but shills.

SAGE AND HIDE!!!!!

Shills bump each other’s threads to get them to the front page. Shills hijack threads. I don’t see a solution.

>buy gun and bullets
>deposit in skull
it's the only way off this ride

>Stormfag
Op is a newfag or a shill

Shills are the ones responding to each other.

>stormfag

fuck off back to r*ddit

I've got a good one, don't reply to meme flags. Or if you must, harass and berate them and tell them to go back or to reveal the Leaf or IKEA flag.

>Sup Forums has been ravaged by shills recently and it's getting to the point of do or die to save this board.

But I thought we weren't useful for anything because we live in basements and aren't supermodels...

Why would they shill people as unimportant as us?

Post gore you stupid fucks. By far the easiest way to fumigate this board for r*ddit scum.

Who cares post dying people, faggot.

Shills? No. I shitpost for free because I've become bored of this place but I can't quit it.
And so do many others, I suspect.

I saw Taylor Swift at a grocery store in Los Angeles yesterday. I told her how cool it was to meet her in person, but I didn’t want to be a douche and bother her and ask her for photos or anything.
She said, “Oh, like you’re doing now?”
I was taken aback, and all I could say was “Huh?” but she kept cutting me off and going “huh? huh? huh?” and closing her hand shut in front of my face. I walked away and continued with my shopping, and I heard her chuckle as I walked off. When I came to pay for my stuff up front I saw her trying to walk out the doors with like fifteen Milky Ways in his hands without paying.
The girl at the counter was very nice about it and professional, and was like “Ma'am, you need to pay for those first.” At first she kept pretending to be tired and not hear her, but eventually turned back around and brought them to the counter.
When she took one of the bars and started scanning it multiple times, she stopped her and told her to scan them each individually “to prevent any electrical infetterence,” and then turned around and winked at me. I don’t even think that’s a word. After she scanned each bar and put them in a bag and started to say the price, she kept interrupting her by yawning really loudly.

>2) Don't reply to ANTIFA/ /leftypol/ threads
y tho. left wing politics can be discussed here too

You must be new here.

I'm disgusted by how pol has turned into a board of boot-lickers. We used to call out bullshit and fight the corrupt powers that be. Now people spend all day defending such things. The last U.S. election really was the final nail in the coffin for this place.

'shill' means anyone who disagrees with someones opinion, it is basically meaningless now

Daily reminder that jewish shills post Taylor Swift because her father is senior vice president at Merrill-Lynch, her paternal family are bank presidents going back 3 generations, and her maternal family are all oilmen.

She's a superelite jewess and the kikes want you to be her slave.

BUMP

I hate to say it but this is probably the best option. We must start peppering the catalog and every thread with gore.

The newfaggotry has taken over and must be purged.

>1 post by this ID
Fuck off Shariablue shill

You use liveleak and not bestgore.
FAAAAGGGGGG

edgy

She's not a Jew, that's a myth created by a Jew that other Jews have admitted is false but useful. Stop spreading that garbage you D&C faggot

He'll be ok. Notice the heart shaped wound? It means he has a bleeding heart for us.

lol @ 12 year old edgelords thinking posting gore is going to stop the blue wave. Oh my sweet summer children. You have so much to learn.

>Don't reply to Stormfag threads

Holy shit. I just checked the current user count. Most it's ever been since the fappening.

Literal trisomy 21 victim. I know you're just the handler, but tell the retard you're shutting off the computer.

>Sup Forums has been ravaged by shills recently
It has been plagued by the scum for years. They just become the majority when the_donald migrated.

>'shill' means anyone who disagrees with someones opinion

Incorrect, shill.

Stop trying to hide your obvious shilling, by saying that shilling doesn't exist.

You're so fucking cringe lol

>Stop with the memes
>Stop with what gives you all of your power
Fuck off cunt

>I've been here since Sup Forums started
>uses term Stormfag

>keep Sup Forums on Sup Forums

Nice try Shlomo

But goreposting has been banned by mods.

I wonder fucking why.

>bank president
>not a jew
Wanna know how I know you're 12 years old?

He's right, I've been here since day one, too. It's all fucking jewish shills.

Big bump

Listen here you genetically cucked hwite boi with recissive cuck genes,
we're ending your degenerate capitalist loser state and replacing it with national communism,
you're ganna gimi the delegates dolan and tell me what did he mean by this?
I'll tell you you fucking shill, right here in this shut thread,
it means this post goes on ALL BOARDS.

Clippy nooooooo!

Nigga, just press this bottom on threads that you don't like.