Brit/pol/ - AlbaniaPill edition

>Tory rebels set to block EU withdrawal bill
itv.com/news/2017-12-12/theresa-may-faces-first-defeat-on-eu-withdrawal-bill/
archive.is/7SI4Z

>Government caves into Caudrilla on oil reliance
thecanary.co/discovery/2017/12/12/theresa-mays-big-promises-climate-change-didnt-even-last-day/
archive.is/VWtCh

>EU citizens UK citizenship application will take minutes
politicshome.com/news/uk/home-affairs/immigration/news/91430/application-eu-migrants-stay-after-brexit-will-literally
archive.is/B7Uo6

>BBC infested with moaning remainers
order-order.com/2017/12/12/bbc-hypes-gloomy-brexit-report-by-eu-funded-think-tank/
archive.is/dHuha

>UK seeks new anti-fraud head
via.hypothes.is/https://uk.reuters.com/article/uk-britain-sfo/uk-seeks-new-anti-fraud-head-after-crime-agencies-overhaul-idUKKBN1E62LH
archive.is/AtNfH

>Cracker Anne Marie Morris reinstated into Tory party
dailymail.co.uk/news/article-5171997/MP-suspended-using-n-word-let-Tory-party.html
archive.is/5LDAv

>UK & Saudi bomb Yemeni civilians again
presstv.com/Detail/2017/12/12/545319/Yemen-Saudi-Arabia-Sanaa-Saada-UN-US
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>How Star Wars: The Last Jedi takes on Trump
gq-magazine.co.uk/article/the-last-jedi-review
archive.is/AjxYY

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rip this thread
incoming disprosa wars

First for establishing a 1000 year Kwasi Reich.

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GET EN DER CHUMBAWUMBA MY SON

GOOOOOOOOOAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAALLL

>thatcherites

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dumb frogposter

>ignored
How is this even legal?
Grounds for an insurrection desu.

2016 came and went so quickly. Not just the year but the atmosphere of hope that encapsulated it. We had our year and now its gone.

Honestly I don't even think the collapse will ever happen. I reckon this is it. Forever.

>How is this even legal?
It's perfectly legal, if you make the laws and you decide what is or isn't legal.

Reminder Albanians make other Southern “Europeans” look like bitch niggers
>Albanian is now known to have been the first language of Europe, before Latin
>known for big swords back in the Roman Empire, friendly and attractive people get the job done (30% of British people have Albanian DNA)
>even christcucks have something for their liking - Skenderbeg knighted by Pope, awarded Christianias Ameritus or some shit for single handedly stopping Europe bell getting blacked & creating the modern Albania
>the fiercest fighters when it comes to pride
>if you are friends with them they will kill for you
>ask any woman in Europe which men have the most respect for women and they will all say Albanian
>can blend in almost any White country due to ability to learn foreign European languages 2x faster than any other race because Albanian was the first language of Europe (also explains why there are so many Worldwide Albanian professional translators and linguists comparative to the tiny amount of population vs other countries)
>anytime you are this strong all other males will hate
>bigger balls than every other race combined (see Shkreli, honour killings and blood feuds)
>Napoleon came from Albanian clan in Italy
>Albanian enclave run the Ottoman Empire
>Albanians were to enshrine independence in the Balkans
>Kemal Ataturk was Albanian
>Albanians were the main source of elite Prussian cavalry

please check your history before any newfags try to tell me Albanians didnt single handedly stop Europe from getting GREECED from Ottomans

NONE of roaches shitposting ablut Albania will ever come out with a public statement against Albania IRL - they will simply be killed


Albanians took the hardest blow and we owe these people a debt of gratitude you ungrateful fucks. Greeks on the other hand deserve death for marrying armenians, turks and gypsies under orthodox blessing

Why you talk about Albania ? What the fucks wrong with it .

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fuck me I just scrolled past this on the bbc. made me imagine having to fight for acceptance of having a stoma and I can't stop laughing


>we don't take kindly to throat bums round 'ere
>WHEEZE

I know, I just find it funny jingjang-nogly's on the list. he's known to be a crooked fuck anyway. Involved in the expenses scandal too, plus Huntingdon is a safe seat for the tories (john major's seat).

Rumours from high placed sources that Theresa May is to announce resignation imminently.

Then why did he fuck off to america to be Trumps little rent boy.

In france for exemple, referendums are consultatives, and the government can choose to ignore it

So what happened?
Is the dream dead or what?

wtf is this

>>bigger balls than every other race combined (see Shkreli, honour killings and blood feuds)
why do you allways think the blood fueeds are becuase someone married a forigner?
most of them are nigger tier fights over dealing drugs on the wrong street corner 60 years ago

True if big

It's a good thing because the Government were cucking on the deal so it gives another chance at hard brexit

Just loaded up an old bitcoin wallet I thought was empty or had a few pence in it and it turns out because of the price increase it's now worth about £400.

Can you still use this stuff to buy drugs online? Asking for a friend.

>It's the first time that Theresa May has been defeated on her own business in the Commons. She has to front up in Brussels tomorrow with other EU leaders only hours after an embarrassing loss in Parliament. Beyond the red faces in government tonight, does it really matter? Ministers tonight are divided on that. Two cabinet ministers have told me while it's disappointing it doesn't really matter in the big picture.

Essentially it doesn't mean a great deal, however with Stephen Hammond being sacked, I would like to see Soubry deselected.

Dominic Grieve

Anna Soubry

Ken Clarke

Nicky Morgan

John Stevenson

Bob Neill

Stephen Hammond

Sir Oliver Heald

Sarah Wollaston

Jonathan Djanogly

Antoinette Sandbach

Heidi Allen

If you didn't buy this game you contributed to Chegger's death.

>all the shit thats happened in her premiership
>resigns over a small rebellion
Yeah, fuck off. It would take a much larger rebellion to take her out. She's going nowhere.

Oh my god is that russian larping as a white supremacist a fucking ANALBANIAN

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH.

I thought you we're a Germanic or Nordic AHAHAHHAHAA

Worthwhile also highlighting the 2 Labour MPs who voted against their own party - Frank Field and Kate Hoey. Shoutyman Dennis Skinner was successfully pressganged into voting with, as was John Mann (shame because I really like him usually).

dumb frogposter

traitors, the lot of them.

Nothing. They do what must be done - hypernationalism, racialism and purism
youtube.com/watch?v=5FECGFQQyDw
>married
Wrong looks and seeing with a greek subhuman or gypsy is enough to cut the throat

Ye but it's a LOT more risky nowadays, find a good reputable vendor and even then selective scamming is fucking everywhere

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There was a time when the English would take to the streets.

Not now, never again in fact, far to frightened, far to soft, far too comfortable, far too weak, which is why Islam will inherit these islands and we will make Britain Great again, Allah wills it.

>wtf is this
the truth of being in the EU.

hey bongs, what are the descendants of Cromwell doing these days ?
Any of them around, cuz I think you need to get the guillotines fired up again.

>There was a time when the English would take to the streets.

U WOT M8

WE TOOK OVER HIGH STREET LAST SATURDAY AFTER PANJEET MOHAMMED PUT IT IN THE BACK OF THE NET

>There was a time when the English would take to the streets.
When? Your post reminds of a Powell quotation on Chamberlain's policy of appeasement:
>It is the English, not their Government; for if they were not blind cowards, they would lynch Chamberlain and Halifax and all the other smarmy traitors.

>He says as he sits on his computer

I'm only joking. I'm not actually going to spend it. I've been thinking "I used to fuck with botcoin back in the day, why didn't I hold? I should buy some now, it'll go up tenfold in another five years".

So now it's like I have a free investment.

Oh also I've seen two articles today shilling star wars on the BBC's front news page, like next to the real stuff not buried in the cat lady sections. Why the FUCK are they selling stuff for Disney now?

>football hooligans on the street in edl,britain first, [insert area] infidels and national action protests
>your posting wojaks on a image board

youtube.com/watch?v=Ys_dXeIDD1A

>U SED WOT ABOUT MBWAMBE???
>FOOKIN MIMBASA IS DA BEST
>INGURLAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAABDDDD

youtube.com/watch?v=Ys_dXeIDD1A

Star Wars gets clicks.

They shill things all the time this isn't the first time they've broken their own rules

>anime is ba-

>the only people still on your side are literal scum
ch-ch-checkmate t-t-tories

>The Government has suffered its first defeat on Brexit after MPs voted 309-305 in favour of an amendment stating the final deal with the European Union must be approved by a law passed by Parliament

Brexit apes BTFO!

what I mean to say is the British as a people have lost their edge, their spark, their backbone. Decades of soft living, years of degeneracy and debauchery have turned you into half men.

Of course there are still a few real Englishmen out there, but they are very rare and not ready to die for these islands.

We Muslims however are prepared to die for these Islands, and if necessary kill for them, we are growing at the rate of 250,000 every single year thanks to your generous immigration policies and our virility.

You know that behind many Burkas there are white faces, we will replace you not only by immigration, not only by having 4 wives each who bear children but by the use of your womens wombs too.

it is a shame, I have a great fondness for the English, but it is an Englishness that no longer exists, the Englishness of a bygone era, now you are drunks, drug addicts, you show more passion for a football team than you do for your country, and that is why you have lost it.

>walks down street
>E D L! E D L! ENGLAND TILL I DIE! PAKIS OUT! PAKIS OUT!
>THAT SHOWED THEM PAKIS INNIT LADS, DOWN TO T'PUB TO WATCH THE FOOTIE
>They beat eachother up afterwards

youtube.com/watch?v=YrHLvteL4Jg

fookin muslamics

seems extremely blatant though

Walk up and down the streets, then down to spoons for a few scoops.

Last Christmas they were shilling a fitness youtuber in the same manner and no one said anything about it

>he's afraid of a littlle fighting
what a pussy

>Got a push notification for this

All the Muslims I know are drug addicts desu, they have not avoided liberal degeneracy

Um guys, Deano? Get back on topic.

meamo

That’s the truth. “Your” government know that it can displace you, mock you, fool you, lie to you, spit on you, wash your history and NOTHING would happen

The only way out of it is regular killings politicians, bankers, mongrel families and cuck demonstration. Fear does it work best

Clause 9 was the biggest baddest tool the executive had in this bill - are clauses 7 and 8 (the lesser but still substantial Henry VIII powers) next?

>inb4 noone has anything to offer other than obscure anime, headpats and tripfag drama

Deano would batter u

report and sage

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Im the guy who posted on Sunday around the same time about getting a job as an entertainer. I travelled to the gig on Monday which was at a small holiday resort hotel. When I got there I was pretty nervous and I met the resort manager who gave me a script I could follow, which I was slightly bummed about but relieved for. They have 6 different scripts which they alternate through and the one I read was quite bad, which even normies probably wouldn't find funny. I spent 2hrs before the show memorising the best parts of the script. Prior to the gig the room began to fill mainly with single mums in their 30s-40s with their kids (a lot of annoying crying babies) and there were a few couples too. It started off awkward and most people in the audience were too busy calming/feeding their kids. Like one of you suggested I copied some of Bill Hicks jokes for the first 20mins of the show which seemed to go down well then I moved to parts of the script. I threw in some moaning about kids, some race jokes about black and white babies and decided to tell one of the ladies to consider post natal abortion after her kid interrupted me several times with loud screaming. After the show a drunk woman chatted with me for a bit then the manager thanked me and told me I was one of the best guys they have had there because I had some of my own material. I got paid £80 for the 4 hours I was there and my next gig is there again on Friday. So yeah it went pretty well but now I'm considering stepping a little more over the line and playing it a bit risky. I could do with some help with good material which won't get me fired straight away.

If you say so.

Do you not see how easily we are taking this country from you? Have you ever been into a town or city centre on a Saturday night? have you not seen the young English men and women naked, vomiting, having sex on the streets, the animalistic filth that is the new England is laid bare for all to see.

Have you seen Dunkirk? What do you think those brave souls would make of what you have done to this country, how you have ruined what they fought and died to protect, do you not see that they would weep and wail in despair at whet your generation has become?

This is why we are compelled to relieve you of this beautiful land, you no longer deserve it, you are a disgrace to your ancestors, weak, stupid and depraved.

>who is the british armed forces

START listening to S3RL
youtube.com/watch?v=K32v3Tv59cE

also lads, is brexit happening or not?

It was called out as a shill thread in the last edition but no-one gave a shit. Wouldn't mind it being deleted.

fucking based desu lad

>some race jokes about black and white babies
what did you say?

>running a kebab shop and selling drugs = prepared for armed combat

The British army will soon be reduced to 50,000 men, that is fewer than fill Old Trafford, there are more Muslims with fighting experience than that in London alone.

We will take your country easily via the ballot box, we won't care if the soldiers are not Muslims when we are in command of the army.

>working security at morrisons
>self checkout has a bin by the exit
>can see it from where I stand by the scanners
>hoodlums and alcoholics usually bin their receipts
>pull them in for shoplifting when they can't produce a receipt
Every time.

Armies don't work like that you retard

Even then, the army is completely pointless. It serves as nothing more than an auxiliary force for the United States.

Two plus two is four minus one that's three

QUICK MAFS

>you autists actually brought Joe Owens here
You really a bunch of cockwombles aren't you?

The army is a detterent

Hahahah. 50 years from now it'll be the same fucking show but it'll be you muzzies out fucking in the streets and another invasive species slowly infesting your wonderful caliphate.

>MULTI GENERATIONAL INBREEDING

you act like pakis aren't on the globalistation/degenracy train
tower hamlets and other paki areasa are full of off licences pubs and bookies

When?

What do you mean?

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fake and gay

Nice, i suggested the bill hicks stuff, glad it worked out...

dumb frogposter

>Jager hasn't arrived yet

FUCK. I'm not going down to the supermarket because I don't want to projectile spaghetti in every direction when asked for ID and have to fumble with my wallet like a sperg.

Fuck. This. Country.

>he thinks the liberals won’t come for his people once they’re done with us

Utterly shameful.

>be me, living in northern shitskinland
>hear commotion out the window earler
>it's some madman in the middle fo the road shouting to all the neighbourhood "Fook off ya foreign coonts! *insert name of local football hooligan gang* I'll lay you all aht! Fook off".

He did a 5 minute tour of my road up and down offering everyone out, then wandered to another road to presumably do the same.

JUST
This place is dire, though.

You didnt know? He is literally a schizophrenic albanian

GOOOOOOOAAAALLLLL

Why are there no Pakis in the Premier League at all? I know they prefer crcket but still.

So with the vote,

If May doesn't negotiate something that can pass the house of commons, UK goes into a hard exit right?