Little Witch Academia

All little witches are best witches.
And the cake witch too!

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>rpg instead of panzerfaust
>being this close to jasminka
Costanze confirmed for east german cryptojew

We need to rebel against the Bongs and their mary sue

Do these witches melt if they get wet?

Give me ONE legitimate reason as to why Costanze isn't the best girl.

Magic's all well and good, but I don't see any of these girls learning anything they could put on a CV to attract the attention of potential employers.

This cute potato exists

>I will never hold Diana's hand

>Can't read dragon languages

digits confirm

What the fuck? I love potato niggers now.

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I'm going to butter her potato.

Lotte, Diana and Constanze should be fine. The other girls are screwed. Maybe Lotte will take care of Akko and keep her from being homeless.

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Diana for Prime Minister when?

Dianafags, come with me. We're going to take a shower together!

Literal weeaboo.
>"I learned the ancient Dragon language when i was twelve"
>"How? by watching... Ryuu Captor Sakura..."

what did they mean by this?

Diana will be queen once the old hag dies.

Britannia will rule the waves once more.

Drew Akko today.

Nerds are smart.

Hannah is a dirty girl. She is probably a boy

She took a big stinky shit and can't flush it because their plumbing is magic for some reason.

They want to say "WAIFU RUINED"

Not enough blood and tears

Nice, user.

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Reminder that Diana solved all of the episode's problems without magic.

ryona

>She took a big stinky shit and can't flush it because their plumbing is magic for some reason.
Only Diana is allowed normal bathrooms

Witches don't poop, user.

Why is she ruined?

Luna Nova discharges their poop on the Ley Lines confirmed by reverse Satan.

Autism time.

I got really blind drunk last night while sitting alone in front of the computer and started thinking. So we know that magic can only be performed in the vicinity of a sorcerer's stone, right? Have any of you read the Discworld books, wherein magic is essentially a finite resource and casting spells uses it up. It's stated that in the distant past during the age of sorcerers, magic used to be stronger, more abundant and untamed. Powerful spells were easier for the common wizard to perform on account of the sorcerers who at the time still lived acting as conduits through which new magic can enter the world.

I can't really remember the point in that train of thought, but it just seemed like an interesting idea to me if the world's magic was essentially drying up.

Remove the german pretenders.
The anglo throne belongs to the anglos.

I think its safe to say that Diana and Ursula are the strongest witches in the whole school right? I can't see the old hags lasting more than one second in a fight.....even Akko is stronger probably

but they at least fart right?

if only recreationally?

good job.
The mouth looks a little bit misplaced though

because she pooped isn't that obvious?

I want to hear Hannah Barrera orgasm to youtube.com/watch?v=IlQpcY6JVO4

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Maybe magic's infrastructure is just falling apart because no one cares about it anymore and thus isn't maintaining it?

School Bullies Not So Tough Since Being Molested

Time for America to do a freedom and invade another dimension for their magic.

She's perfect

Akko farts all the time. Confirmed in episode 4

what's all this hubbub about?

Blame entropy. The magic is still around, just too scattered to use.

literally confirmed

>name the bullies after Hanna-Barbera and Tex Avery
What did they meme by this?

CUTE.

Can we skip episode six? I just want happy Diana.

h-how strong is jasmineka?

Imagine waking up everyday and your waifu Diana making lunch for you and your 10 kids

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After watching how incompetent the teachers at Luna Nova are I was reminded of the Unseen University's wizards, and there are many paralels between DW and LWA.

She's a big girl

Amanda is the best girl now. Fuck off whore

The strongest. All of her eating is to store energy for emergencies and supporting Constanze's tech bullshit.

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That would be nice.

>your 10 kids
Yes, this is good. We need to create healthy strong white children to secure the future of our race. And with Diana's genes at that!

Akko is the most feedable.

To be fair, Costanza looks like she barely weighs more than the clothes she has on.

>it just seemed like an interesting idea to me if the world's magic was essentially drying up
Sounds like last season's Izetta, where all Ley lines in the world were sucked dry by a bullshit forbidden magic stone (maybe that's why it was forbidden, though) and magic effectively disappeared.

LOTTEFAGS ASSEMBLE~!

That smile is kinda creepy.

earlier she was pumping enough water for six buckets like it was nothing

Thanks, also yeah I know, it's not following the right perspective, but I left it at that

aye

SUNDAY BLOODY SUNDAY
BLOODY SUNDAY'S THE DAAAAAY

>expect happy Diana
>it's just some bodyswap bullshit
Please no.

>I will never carry around cute little Constanze on my shouler, like the big strong man that I am

Let me bench press my sorrows away I guess

Not even quints will save her from the next famine.

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>akko and diana swap bodies
>"Finally, I'm not a pathetic fucking jap loser! YAY!"

[potatoes intensify]

With all the bailouts, the potato debt is paid.
They should really stop whining about it.

so shes irish american?

that they are literal westaboos

Go on home, British witches, go on home

Have you got no fuckin' homes of your own?

"I know God, Diana. God is a can of gas and a book of matches. With those two things you can create, and destroy. Save life, or take it. People have always had to suffer before they received God's mercy, Diana. You can pray for them, but sometimes the best way to help is to get all of their suffering out of the way."

"Akko? I-I don't know what to say. You burned those kids, Akko!"

"I'm not burning people, Diana. I just bring them closer to God."

Also dat Dinotopia reference in ep 5

>tfw that smile turns out to be disingenuous and she's actually trying to make someone BELIEVE that she likes them
Then when they're not looking, BAM, hit 'em with a tax evasion claim.

Silly Akko, seems like you want another beating

Yes

why are the faculty so pathetic? lol

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>mfw internet virgins think I'm a lesbian

Right is a not!Twilight-fag, left does drugs, but I don't know what everyone else's excuse/explanation is.

>the only thing Dianafags have going for them is shitty edits

how the mighty have fallen

Did they draw Badcock off model there or did the perspective always make her look shorter

>that suspiciously red tea
So it was true. She drinks aryan blood.

checked

Will i ever found my own Diana? How tall is she anyways?

badcock's the headmistress right?

she's much closer to the "camera" in this shot than the other two, so she appears taller

What are you go to do for your Little Witch on Valentines Day?

Or maybe it's rooibos, picked by the twisted hands of her boer slaves.