You can only choose two

You can only choose two

The virgin one

Shinobu and the sexiest man alive.

Kanbaru & Karen. No one even needs to bother posting really, this is objectively the most correct choice to make here.

Snake and Doll

Of course I choose my daughteru.

But which sisteru to choose? Karen of Tsukihi? It is a dilemma.

this one

Snail for wife, math for daughter.

Tsukihi and Koyomi

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Crab + cat
Crab + monkey
Crab + Bat
Crab + snake
Any of those is fine.

Math has a dead mother and a piece of shit father yet again, poor girl just can't catch a break

Bat. Then Snail for daughteru.

Left and right

You're right, alive snail then.

Bat.

If snail is alive then rest 99% of worlds population is dead.

I want monkey and spooky, why isn't she in there?

You can't have everything.

and snail

Having never seen this shit, I'd say the one with the yellow shorts.

cat and bat

THe one with green hair looks pretty good too.

I wish someone made that as a webm and without the artifacts.

Monkey and Bee, how is this a dilemma?

doll + snail
>tfw no ougi

Snail and Arararagi
We're going to have a threesome

Shinobu and Monkey

>adopt math as a little kid
>save snail from getting hit by a car
>Araragi is not traumatized by Sodachi, and probably doesn't even get in naoetsu high
>He never meets Kiss-shot and snail being alive doesn't matter anymore

Loli snail and loli bat. Tempted to choose Arararararagi though.
>no homo

I choose birb and birb

>snail and bat
>or monkey and bat
Can't I pick 3?

>no zr or pantyhose

why even fucking bother choosing? Fuck you for wasting my time OP.

>best girl thread
>best girl not an option

The upside is you can fuck her dead every day and she'll just resurrect.

Bro

Snail, for that canon best smile.

>[Mayoi Snail Ch.4]
>Incidentally, that was when I saw Hachikuji Mayoi’s carefree smile for the first time. It was quite charming and it seemed to open my heart. The usual way of describing that type of smile was to say it was like a blooming sunflower, but it was also the type of smile that most people stopped making after getting much older than her.
>“Sigh. Oh, god.”
>That was a close one. If I was a lolicon, I would fallen for her there. I really am glad I’m not a lolicon.

and not-dead older Snail alongside her because like reroragi I'm not a lolicon.

>zr
Senjougahara
>pantyhose
Sodachi

I'm required to keep on fucking her non-stop, everything else would be inhumane

op states i can only pick from the picture

fuck outta here

best taste itt

Shinobu has a pantyhose scene in Koyomimono
Actually half the chicks in that image wearing school uniforms probably have ZR going on, they're all bare-legged for reasons in this picture

Snake and Monkey

Monkey and Doll.

>and probably doesn't even get in naoetsu high
Originally he tried the entry test on a whim and fluked his way through though, not sure that'd change here. We know from Koyomi Reverse that if he saves Sodachi, after turning into his caring imouto they'd still be studying maths together too.

>fluked his way throug
Thats not a thing that happens in reality.

I wonder who the backround artist is.
Maybe its result of some marketing science saying "this backround sells" but to me it looks shit.

Crab + bat/monkey/math

Getting lucky on tests isn't completely unheard of, just incredibly unlikely.

I second this. Shinobu will be with you til the end of time and Koyomi will fight for you. For justice.

If Sodachi didn't have trouble with her family she wouldn't have any reason to interact with Araragi because of his cop parents.

Without math he shouldn't be able to get to that elite school, but then I think he has a classmate that gets just zeros and doesn't give a fuck in ougi formula, maybe it's possible to just fluke without good grades in anything.

Did google translate work?
>Let the cat chairperson say something like this
>Absolutely know
wear instead of say, and not instead of know makes some sense but doesn't really match bat's expression.

Shinobu and Hachikuji.

Also if you're not up to the level of your peers, you are likely to drop out of the school.
I would not recommend anyone to go to a school where you're the bottom 1% intellectually.

That was Koyomi's entire problem even. Though it was more the workload than the level of work itself from the way he described it, thanks to fluking the exam everyone suddenly had high expectations of him which he now had to meet. He then turned into the closest thing the school had to a delinquent which just created more weird expectations/images of him in the eyes of others.

In terms of uniforms:
Hanekawa, Karen, Nadeko: normal socks
Senjougahara, Tsukihi: ZR
Ougi, Sodachi: pantyhose
Kanbaru: spats

So only Senjougahara and Tsukihi on OP's pic.

Crab & Monkey. easiest choice of my life

Bat and Snail.

Not even a contest.

With Shinobu it's enough

this pretty much is the only good option.

they stole the background of The Stranger and then pasted characters over it. Genious I'd say.

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Crab and Bat. That was easy

Doll and Snail please.

Monkey+Doll

the only best taste gets no reply. how tragic.

Cat and monkey, easy

Snake and Karen, although snake alone is just as good

Araragi Koyomi and Araragi Koyomi

the 2 fattest.

their loss desu

Magnificent taste, my fellow comrade

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I'll take one cat and one teenage snail please

Excellent taste, friendo.

Snail+Cat

Snek and hottest sister

If I HAD to pick from that picture, Kanbaru and Hanekawa.

If I had to pick from the entire cast, I would pick Ougi and Ougi.

but user, best boy is koyomi

Even Kaiki is a better boy than Koyomi.

My nigga. Exactly who I was going to choose.

Why don't you do it?

Bat and monkey. Easiest choice of my life.

Hanekawa black and white.

It's always gonna be Hanekawa.

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1-3 Bat doll
4-6 Bat snail
7-9 Bat bee
0 Bat phoenix

>You came to a reconciliation with Shinobu Oshino little by little—but can you be forgiven for doing so? Speaking of forgiveness, the First was ‘forgiven’ by Shinobu-chan back in August… Does the fact that you can’t forgive Shinobu-chan even now make you narrow-minded? And aren’t you hoping to be forgiven yourself, in spite of all that?

>“You acted so sure of yourself that time you chose a little girl over your lover and your savior, but that decision of yours is still eating away at you even now, isn’t it?
>Chose a little girl over your lover and saviour
>chose a little girl over you saviour
>little girl

Shinobu twice

Shinobu has long since forgiven, it's just Araragi deluding himself that he and Shinobu haven't. This guy will make himself believe everything in order to not cross that line with bat yet

>gets to pick both
>doesn't

so this must be the /pleb/ general

Best taste Karen and Kanbaru are best

Snail and bird.

This

monkey first
then any one of crab, bat, bird, bee, cat and spooks would be fine

Alive snail and undead max power level bat

Reign supreme over a scorched earth together with my waifus

otherwise just vanilla crab because I'm vanilla

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I have already, that's why they are NOT in the picture OP.

Hanekawa because she makes my dick diamonds.

Nadeko because she makes my dick diamonds.

Nadeko and Hanekawa

I don't know what people see in Shinobu. She's not even the best loli