Keions are dirty no-good whores! They only live for sex!!
Keions are dirty no-good whores! They only live for sex!!
Carson Richardson
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Hunter Price
*except Mio
Gabriel Foster
Fine by me.
Brody Sanders
>Paying 100000 yen to fuck that homungous forehead.
Disgusting.
Sebastian Howard
>not wanting to cover Ritsu's forehead in semen
What's wrong with you?
Parker Brooks
What's wrong with wanting to have sex?
Dominic Cruz
Women should be virgins until they're married
Joshua Jones
This thread again
Cameron Gray
This.
Mio is pure. Pure!
Justin Brooks
Pure sex, maybe.
Joseph Anderson
Those doujins are rotting your brain
Jaxon Hall
Ah, yes, chihaya is the best love live. I like her long hair and vague insecurities the most, and also how polite and soft spoken she is. Truly, mio is the best character in the whole idolmaster. How can anyone compete with the glory of umi from K-On? Sawako is best girl hands down
Henry Carter
I want to hug Ritsu
Grayson Clark
Mio is the slutiest of them all.
Evan Lee
Pure hearted girls turning into sluts because of money is one of my biggest fetishes.
Xavier Reed
What are you saying she's such a expensive whore user
Hunter Thomas
>Mugi is more expensive than Mio
Bullshit, Mugi would be curious to know how having sex for money would be like and Mio is more attractive than her.
Elijah Taylor
>$50
DELETE THIS
Camden Bailey
I'd give Jun money in exchange for sex if you know what I mean. Who am I kidding, Jun would do it for free.
Dylan Reed
>Jun
Terrible taste, user. Out of so many girls, you choose her, really?
Landon Parker
It's free
Nathan Ward
>Yui $50
Hey now, she may be retarded but she still has feelings.
Lincoln Taylor
>50$
My heart feels pain.
Benjamin Reyes
Why? Can't you afford that? 50$ is nothing.
Connor Stewart
>not aiming for the mouth
No, what is wrong with you?
Grayson Torres
How much for the best 3-2 girl.
Bentley Baker
Only 5% of that is for the sex. The rest is for the handholding.
Justin Collins
>tfw the K-ONs are older than me
>tfw no face
Xavier Wood
stop this
Parker Hill
Underage b&
Sebastian Hughes
...
Luis Thompson
250 for all four!
Considering Mugi is 190, you would have to be a complete retard to not take this!
Nicholas Morris
>tfw you realise they probably done this to fund their band through college
Camden Johnson
>probably
Nice realization, probably you're wrong or right if you realize the probabilities maybe.
Nathan Wood
I'm gonna need the rest of that doujinshi
Adam Taylor
>tfw you realise a fat old man took Ritsus virginity
>anal and vaginal
Gavin Jenkins
source
Gavin Walker
>vaginal
Ritsu is a boy
Josiah Ortiz
>50
50
BUCKS
FUCKS
Benjamin Parker
Yeah a boy (female)
Joshua Richardson
no, that's Satoshi
Bentley Gutierrez
...
Aaron Rivera
Who's the lucky guy?
Juan Smith
Fuck, I meant female (boy) I can never remember.
Jordan Mitchell
Stop
Ritsu is pure virgin maiden
Joseph Rodriguez
Believable. Who'd want that?
Samuel Robinson
>everyone gets laid except the bassist
Fuck you too
Joseph Bell
I love my pure wife Mugi. She's beautiful, generous, intelligent, and passionate.
Alexander Rogers
Yes, your wife is very beautiful. Her eyebrows are so cute.
Sebastian Butler
Except most of them won't be.
Aaron Bennett
...
Evan Myers
Me
Jeremiah Fisher
For that price I'd expect the whole group of them all night, including butt stuff.
Kayden Cook
The only thing you should do with keions in bed is cuddle and tell bednight stories to
Justin Diaz
>I'll let you have me for just $1
Carson Parker
YUI IS A SHIT
Ayden Brooks
[x] smash retard puss
Lincoln Clark
...
Brody Long
>reading this
>Yui is searching her juice bottle
>she forgot that she stuck it up her ass
James Johnson
K-ON reactions to being accidentally inseminated
Mio: Absolutely traumatized, she'll be stammering and crying and worrying her poor little heart out until she's absolutely sure she's not having any babies.
Yui: Wouldn't even notice. She'll see the cum on the inside of her thighs later on and think it's yogurt, and try a taste. She'll then remark that it's the weirdest yogurt she's ever tasted, and offer a taste to Ritsu or Azusa who both won't catch enough of a glimpse to tell her it's semen, and Yui will wander the school looking for where she might have gotten the strange yogurt.
Jun: would remind you that cumming inside is a surcharge, before attempting to get you to squirt off another shot.
Azusa: would be really shocked at first, but then decide that since she's already been inseminated she may as well go big or go home, and will be filled many more times throughout the day.
Ritsu: youtube.com
Mugi: It depends on whether or not it was John who didn't pull out. If it wasn't John then Mugi would start whipping whoever came inside for being a bad dog. If it was John she'd just keep on going like there's no tomorrow. Sup' Moogi.
Ui: Would give you a single hour to give your last regards to Johnny.
Nodoka: Would be very surprised for at most a fifth of a second, but immediately smile and give you a hug, telling you that if she conceives she'll raise your child even if you leave.
Sawa-chan: would wake up, and find a mess in her bed to clean up, because she just had an extra lonely lonely night.
The order of most likely to raise a happy, healthy child would most likely be, in descending order...
Nodoka
Mio
Ui
Azusa
Ritsu
Jun
Yui
Mugi
Sawa-chan