/ptg/ PRESIDENT TRUMP GENERAL - MERRY NOGMAS EDITION

PRESIDENT DONALD J TRUMP
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>b-but Trump hasnt done anything!
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>It's the most wonderful time in 8 years
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>Pres Trump Tax Reform speech 12/13/17
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>Pres Trump has lunch w/GOP Tax Conference 12/13/17
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>FLotUS Melania @Marine Corps Toys-for-Tots event 12/13/17
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>FLotUS Melania meeting w/kids @Toys-for-Tots 12/13/17
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>Dep AG Rosenstein hearing@House Judiciary Cmte 12/13/17
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>SoS T-Rex @Atlantic Council speech+TH 12/13/17
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>StateDep Press Brief (Heather) 12/13/17
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>StateDep Pol/Mil Affairs DepSec Taidanow "To Walk The Earth In Safety" report 12/13/17
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>StateDep Pol/Mil Affairs Dir Brown "To Walk In Safety" Mine removal report 12/13/17
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>USDA Boots To Business PSA 12/13/17
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>DHS Sec Nielsen presser on sanctuary cities 12/12/17
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>Pres Trump signs NDAA 2018 12/12/17
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>AG Sessions/DHS Sec Nielsen briefing on MS13 12/12/17
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>SoS T-Rex @Atlantic Council speech 12/12/17
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AWOO

Alabama Boomer here.

I have a confession to make. I didn’t go out to vote yesterday. I stayed home because I couldn’t bear Fox News calling me a pedo. I mean even the Republican Senate majority leader is calling him a pedo, which means their must be some really solid evidence that doesn’t completely fall apart under the slightest bit of scrutiny. Surely.

Many of my Boomer friends did the same as well. We liked Moore even though he was a bit uncouth and old school (kind of like Trump). And at least he was a Republican. But we just couldn’t handle those pretty blonde girls on Fox thinking that we are pedos.

Sorry, guys :(

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Night /tg/. No happenings til morning please.

MAGA

joyful Yule

Nog haters get out. KACposter is cool though.

MORNING
>Trump tweets: "The reason I originally endorsed Luther Strange (and his numbers went up mightily), is that I said Roy Moore will not be able to win the General Election. I was right! Roy worked hard but the deck was stacked against him!"
>"Wow, more than 90% of Fake News Media coverage of me is negative, with numerous forced retractions of untrue stories. Hence my use of Social Media, the only way to get the truth out. Much of Mainstream Meadia has become a joke! @foxandfriends"
>"If last night’s election proved anything, it proved that we need to put up GREAT Republican candidates to increase the razor thin margins in both the House and Senate."
>Foreign Press Center Briefing - 'To Walk the Earth in Safety'
>Tillerson gives speech “Meeting the Foreign Policy Challenges of 2017 and Beyond” at the 2017 Atlantic Council
>Rosenstein hearing at House Judiciary Committee takes place
AFTERNOON
>Trump has lunch with bicameral tax conferees - Says bill is almost complete
>State Department has press briefing on 'To Walk the Earth in Safety'
>Don Jr. has closed-door meeting with Senate Intel panel
>Trump gives speech on tax reform - Says it will be a Christmas present
>Melania meets with families and marines at toys-for-tots
>Melania speaks at Marine Corps Reserve Toys for Tots event
EVENING
>McCain back in hospital for treatment related to cancer therapy
>GOP leaders reach tax deal, cutting corporate rate to 21% and top individual rate to 37%
>April Ryan creates fake news that Omarosa needed to be escorted by SS upon her leaving the WH
>Trump tweets: "Thank you Omarosa for your service! I wish you continued success."
>Kentucky state lawmaker commits suicide after denying sexual misconduct allegations
>Second woman accuses Rep. Kihuen of sexual misconduct

Anyone else wanna be OP?

Not urgent, but you want to, you can have it.

Are you concerned with MUH PRINCIPLES or winning? These dumb fucks who are happy that Moore won the primary and lost the general election because MCTURTLEMAN BTFO XXXDDDD are fucking retarded.

That is LE TRUE CONSERVATIVE logic and it's cancerous. Winning is ALWAYS better than losing. You jerk yourself off all you'd like thinking about how Mitch McConnell's buddy isn't in the Senate but remember that because of fuckers like you there is one less vote in the Senate for the President's agenda. One less vote for making America great again because your boy Bannon had to go against the President's wishes.

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>Moore's accusations come up
>Goes on Hannity
>"Uhhhh!!! I can't recall"
>Doesn't even debate Jones. Just goes into hiding and has 2-3 rallies for an entire month
>Rallies are more of a church service than a rally for political office

No, Moore was a fucking idiot who lost because he had no idea how to run a campaign.
Bannon has proven himself to be a useful idiot for the Democrats, and needs to rightfully fuck off.
Mcconnell might suck, but Trump losing the ability to pass judicial nominees is much worse.

Merry Christmas, /ptg/

LE BAZED BANNON DERAILING TRUMPZ AGENDA!!!! THE 64 YEAR OLD CIVNAT KIKE LOVER IS NO LE BOOMER!

I love Kellyanne.

he was right

Voters were kinds screwed. It was too late to re-print ballots and no way in hell youre getting 700,000 people to write someones name in.

>i'm going to heaven
>kills self
Blasphemy is never rewarded, but I still feel bad.

BRANDED.com

ah, new material for the CopyPasta Leaf

what the fuck is sliding /ptg/ so hard tonight?

>all these newfags who wasted their best memes at the end of the last thread

LMAO-ING at your life. Can't do anything right. Sure is alabama in here.

Yeah, they're both awful. Trump did the right thing by firing that bastard. Bannon is only out to, as Mooch said, "suck his own cock."

>Mcconnell might suck, but Trump losing the ability to pass judicial nominees is much worse.
So far the GOP has been united on pushing Trump's judicial nominations. They're only being dicks about legislation for some reason.

Even that fag Spencer is laughing at muh ideologyniggers

The allegations were probably true but the timing was definitely political.

The Mooch arc was far too short. I miss him.

mary chrusmiss!!!

Now that the dust has settled I have a confession to make. I think Moore did what the accusers said. He has that religious zealot pedo vibe. He had this weird glazed over look in his face and could barely articulate a defense.
Sorry, but we dodged a bullet. Let us take it as a lesson learned for 2018. Already we have moved onto the next story, no biggie.

Wahhh Boo HOO except you're defeat like a man Roy, improvise and move on you're embarrassing yourself

If no one else could I could, don't hold yourself up if you wanted to go. Lots of bakers seemed to be here.

Also, as an Alabama Boomer I don’t know or care who this Bannon guy is. Apparently this important Mitch McConnell guy really hates him, but Moore was the Republican candidate and should’ve got all of the Republican support at that point.

Surely you guys aren’t blaming this Bannon fellow... oh nvm

>random capitalization

Despite the unfortunate outcome, I had fun watching the results with all of you here. Thank you.

You might have heard of soyboys but what about
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Asthma BOIS

>when you're cia you never lose

>posting a literal controlled oppo glow in the dark CIA nigger
but y doe

Once saved always saved, faggot

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PRAISE!! PRAISE MUELLERSUS!!!

Has there ever been a year with more profanity in the news? P*ssy grabbing, c*ck sucking, slut-shaming, and my favorite today was Gowdy reading the douchebag text.

I can't find a good image on this phone but an animu grill out to do. What the ever loving fug is going on? Why?

That son of a bitch from the New Yorker got his comeuppance way too late.

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Yeah. But still, Mooch was avenged.

To be fair, you have to have a very high IQ to understand Rick and Morty. The humour is extremely subtle, and without a solid grasp of theoretical physics most of the jokes will go over a typical viewer’s head. There’s also Rick’s nihilistic outlook, which is deftly woven into his characterisation- his personal philosophy draws heavily from Narodnaya Volya literature, for instance. The fans understand this stuff; they have the intellectual capacity to truly appreciate the depths of these jokes, to realise that they’re not just funny- they say something deep about LIFE. As a consequence people who dislike Rick & Morty truly ARE idiots- of course they wouldn’t appreciate, for instance, the humour in Rick’s existential catchphrase “Wubba Lubba Dub Dub,” which itself is a cryptic reference to Turgenev’s Russian epic Fathers and Sons. I’m smirking right now just imagining one of those addlepated simpletons scratching their heads in confusion as Dan Harmon’s genius wit unfolds itself on their television screens. What fools.. how I pity them.

And yes, by the way, i DO have a Rick & Morty tattoo. And no, you cannot see it. It’s for the ladies’ eyes only- and even then they have to demonstrate that they’re within 5 IQ points of my own (preferably lower) beforehand. Nothin personnel kid

Threadly reminder that Communists have won and there's no stopping them.

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DEFNED

THSI!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

>shills spewing LE BOOMER think a 64 year old civnat kike loving faggot is BAZED
just how retarded can you get? this has to be some kind of divided and conquer shill campaign

Someone please place Terry on a throne so all CIANIGGERS can be hanged. Russia's throne is empty so Czar Davis 2020!

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That Hannity interview was a softball for him to state his case and defense, and even fucking Hannity couldn't help him dig out of the hole he kept putting himself in, even to the point where Hannity had to give him an ultimatum of 24 hours to release a statement because of how bad the interview was.

Moore literally ran the worst campaign you could possibly do thinking it wouldn't matter in the end (stopped campaigning in the last few weeks, zero appearances, did a last minute interview with a fucking 12 year old knowing how it would be spun etc.)

Bannon deserves all of the shit he got from going all-in on this race and putting his full political weight behind it. He was ready to take the vast majority of the credit for the win, which means he deserves the mountain of shit he gets in loss.

Even a CIAnigger is right every now and then

I hope that poo on the FCC removes net neutrality with extreme prejudice tomorrow
I want the ISPs to immediately start shaking down Google and Facebook

You're talking about a guy so unstable that he threw himself from a bridge and died.

happy b day tay.

Skol!

>KACposter is cool though.

Das rite.

>Once saved always saved
You mean like baptized?

Why isn't the President shielding his son from the Congress? I don't get it. Executive privilege, cocksuckers.

>shin-chan shirt

FUCKING REKT

oh boy more goodies from shitthatneverhappenedland

/our toddler/

How old is this bitch?

Why is Trump allowing anything Mueller has done continue to go on? Truly baffling.

I just really hate the way old people type.

>things that never happened

Don Jr is based from the fuckin' womb

damn where do you copy and pasta this from
too bad you dont understand the accidental occult references... brainlet

The Bannon helped Trump meme needs to stop. Very late arrival to campaign. The guy's only accomplishment is WoW gold mining and turning Brietbart to be more cringy than InfoWars.

>DEFNED

SERVERS ARE UP

and /ptg/ loses yet another poster

he shot himself while on the bridge..i am guessing he didn't want to make a mess for his family to clean up

Old enough she shouldn't be telling lies, but that's what happens when a woman doesn't have a firm hand guiding her.

too bad he wasn't a Duganist, amirite my fellow free kekistanian?

kek

More like literally who is this (((bitch)))

A real human bean.

F

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>things that definitely happened.

He will be arrested for “lying” just like Flynn and Manafort.

Kangaroo court is now in Session. Get it?

>perfect haircut
Nothing to defend

F

Schizotypal/schizophrenic characteristic in writing.

Junior is truly Donald's son including his other son.

I don't understand how Ivanka became leftwing, though.

I could go all night if I had to, I just didn't want to hog it

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Tomorrow's NY Post cover

Trumpeter will be missed. F

And this is why I wanted Strange to win, Moore was built up with only rage against the establishment, but it isn't enough when you go against a Democrat, what the fuck do independent/moderate voters care about your spiff against a Republican? Bannon was an idiot, he too didn't understand why Trump won. Makes sense since he wasn't even on board the Trump train until after he won the primary.

What angered me was that after Moore won, Bannon's ego went above-and-beyond, starting saying "Trumpism is more than just Trump".

He doesn't even know what Trumpism means. He calls himself an economic nationalist, but the people he's picking to run for primaries are all just meme candidates who can't win

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Isn't this like... against the Law if Pajeet repeals it?

>why would a man shoot before throwing himself off a bridge?

sounds like a pretty good trade.

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Was Bannon behind the bots that whispered me to advertise their gold sites? He can fuck off then.

>Das rite.

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