Konosuba

Would you dick a lich?

First post for Aquafags being fags

there's 3 other threads already off, fuck off to one of those
if you're going to post about general cancer you might as well act like it

Just like Vanir.

Press F for Vanir

>Would you ditch a lich

yes

F
Rip Vanilla

> Smooth, creamy abs
> Not tough, ruffled abs

I like my crusaders soft and fluffy and regardless she can survive an explosion, there is no real link between her physique and toughness.

Somebody fix her abs, please.

I would Wiz and Aqua at the same time.
The perfect pair.

>take turns sexually bullying wiz

Ep5 ended

Good. Crunchy should have it by the time I back home and all comfy.

> Konosuba is 50% over

>Another Darkness episode

HELL YEAH!!!!!!!!!!

Is her VA Yui Horie?

S3 coming next Winter. Prepare your butts.

yep

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> Episode 15/30
> Konosuba is 50% over

Lalatina will never experience netorare because nobody will ever love her.
One day she will wake in the middle of the night after yet another gangbang rape and realize the only pain she can't ever gain pleasure from is the one from her heart ;_;

I love her, we all love her.

>tfw no megumeme gf

tfw no Aqua gf

>tfw no darkness gf

Read the LN you fucking secondary.

>tfw no iris imouto

>Megumin
>Winning the Kazumabowl
>Even in LN
Good joke.

I think the "imouto" princess might actually win the Kazumabowl. She's so best in the LN.

The Mary Sue who is perfect at everything always wins.

Iris is boring as fuck, she's just a generic imouto-type character

As if Scumzuma won't end with trouble and suffering forever. You can also call it Aqua end.

Fuck off 3DPD.

I just want an entire doujin of Darkness flexing and exercising. I am a simple man with simple needs.

She usually voices Tsunderes. Rare to see her do submissive roles.

Are you sure you quoted the right post you big mongoloid?

'our guy' deserves no less than Iris, the imouto not related by blood.

He also gets vertically split in half in the latest megumin novel (chronologically after vol.10)
This isn't reddit:zero so who gives a shit when even kazuma doesn't give one.

Today's was an ok/meh ep.
The masked man wasn't that interesting.
Konosuba anime is getting boring real fast.
Most likely the anime staff is problematic here.
Only ep that I've really enjoyed was the ep 4 but it had meh animation. This ep had good animation but boring story even though it was a Darkness ep.
Well to be fair, the masked man ruined thid Darkness ep.

The problem is thet you like Darkness.

Tell me about Darkness! Why does she wear the mask!?

Darkness is the only enjoyable character so far. Megumin and Aqua eps were even worse.

And then asks Eris to defile the afterlife chamber

OTP
T
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You are strange.

T-tell me more
Still I'm serious. If anything you are strange for liking worse episodes just because they are about your waifu

>If anything you are strange for liking worse episodes just because they are about your waifu
That's you.

Dorkness belongs with spike-dicked orcs

why is lalatina such a tanker?

I'm saying this ep is meh/boring clearly.
People was claiming this masked guy as a really interesting character last week but he was boring as fuck and dragged others to his bullshit as well.

I don't mind another worst girl episode if it's as funny as the last one.

The Megumin ep was #2 one.

the best part of konosuba is how kazuma is a true advocate of gender equality

Put all the points she should have put into weapon skills into resistances and endurance.

Why could Lalatina hit the exploding puppets? Because she was taking damage from it making it ok for her to be destroying them?

they were jumping onto her thus making it easy for her to kill them

I always had the impression she just facetanked the entire dungeon.

>It's a Dorkness episode

> Blasts demon once
> WHY DIDN'T WORK HELP ME HELP ME
Just blast him again idiot!

bump

As long as its not a Megashit episode

I WANT TO DRINK MEGUMIN'S PISS

I agree about this ep being just ok, but I think both Darkness episodes this season have been the weakest ones.

Even when the animation is fucking garbage, there's usually a lot of funny stuff happening in Konosuba. But in Darkness episodes, no matter how well animated they are, it's usually 90% the same masochism jokes that happen any time Darkness gets a line. It's by far the least funny part of the entire show.

>2 episodes in a row with barely any megumin
WHY

bruh every second under vanir's influence is excruciating pain for darkness

that masochist's nips are so hard they could probably cut diamond, i'd be more surprised if they weren't denting her armor

I want shipping cancers to die

Darkness episodes are bad

Megucat.

It should be illegal for an undead to have tits this enticing.

No, you are bad.

>Aqua and Megumeme episodes
>A variety of different jokes and goofs

>Darkness episode
>HAHAHA MASOCHIST XD

That is to be expected since she's the worst of the main 3. Only good for her body.

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He's coming back right?

kazuma's relationships are one of the plot's strongest driving forces

his relationship with megumin and how it advances is a core part of volume 5

no matter how much you might not like it, shipping is part of this series and there are people who are fans for it. I'm a fan of the shipping but it's just one of many reasons I like the series.

Just because you don't share that interest doesn't make people like me unqualified to participate in the discussion, so stop trying so hard to be a snob.

>No webm of cat playing with her tits
Fuck this thread!

If it adds to the comedy I have no problem with it.

Yeah, whats the point of shipping when there's no contest whatsoever

Here you go

I'd dick anything that's not poisonous

slut

No Megumeme make them better.

So, how long until they lose the 40 million?

c:

next ep probably

Maybe

Smug Aqua is best Aqua.

With debt damegami around, 1 or 2 episodes.

>It's an everything is Aqua's fault episode

baka megane

Well the other thread was taken down before someone could anwser my question

Every episode is Aquas fault episode, baka.

>another Dorkmess episode

For fuck's sake.

this

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>episode actually ended well

Things are going to go very badly next week, aren't they?

Does this show even qualify as harem seeing how hard Megumin is winning?

You think so, even with Kazuma's EX luck?

Yeah, they're all going to Aqua focused until the end of the season.

Nice try FBI-kun