Reminder that if your penis is less than 7 inches long and not as thick as a coke can then it's not big enough for the...

>Reminder that if your penis is less than 7 inches long and not as thick as a coke can then it's not big enough for the vast majority of women
>Reminder that when she says size does not matter she is lying and she has already laughed about how small yours is with her friends

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Reminder women don’t know how to actually tell side by looking cause they are math handicapped. Chicks say 7inches cause they think thier bf with a 5 in has a 7 in they don’t nnow how to tell sizes

Do bathmates work? I read on a forum guys claiming they do barely anything for length but may do pretty well for girth.

I'm suspicious, seems like that would be a smart thing for shills to say because you might subconsciously see girth gains while length would be harder to fool yourself about.

fun fact: bicep size correlates to sexual attractiveness: 0.75
penis size: 0.15

big dick on weed body doesn't attract women.

cheeky

t. someone who has never felt a vagina

I thought mine was five inches. I measured and it's actually 6 and a forth with a five inch girth. Also my gf has a tilted uterus so her cervix is lower

Felt pretty good

The black man is the epitome of male dominance and masculinity.

Let's start by looking at his body. His body is large. His domineering size makes his presence known without him even needing to point himself out. He is muscular, as a result of his high levels of testosterone. This gives him the appearance of health and strength. He is then covered by his dark skin. This dark skin reminds us of his ruggedness, a feature that developed due to being exposed to the scorching sun of africa, made to withstand such an extreme condition. It also has a psychological effect on the observer. The dark skin reminds us of our dark, deep desires that emerge from our primal subconscious past.

The black man's demeanor is one of alphaness. He is dominant, assertive, and can be explosively aggressive. His behaviour strikes fear into the more timid, cowardly races of man.

The summit of expression of his masculinity on his body is his penis. The black penis is largest of all the races. As the penis is the penultimate symbol of manhood, this alone would suffice to make the black man the most masculine of men. This large penis is able fulfill the desire of the neediest of women, being able to more than fill all the recesses of the vagina. Its length ensures that when it ejaculates, the potent african seed will immediately enter the womb of the woman the black man impregnates.

In total, the black man expresses this masculinity in a most exemplary manner in bed. When he fucks, he unleashes the entirety of his lusts and desires upon his partner without any restraint.

All this is the reason why the black man is the epitome of masculinity and male dominance.

this kind of embarrassing cuck posting is painful to even look at senpai

Once you get past the memes and realize black men have average dicks and much lower chances of actually attracting a mate than whites or Latinos, you see the whining of pitiful black supremacists for what it is.

Or in other words, get back in the welfare line
Tyrone!

hi asian masculinity

OP and you and the women who made the meme you just said need to listen. nobody cares about girth. only females allegedly. yes. bathmates work. for length. the only thing that matters. to real men, showers>growers and this explains woman's lack of spatial awareness and ability to drive a motor vehicle

Here we see a couple of dominant black males, just waiting for you to surrender your wives.

Holy shit, the cringe levels in this post. My fucking sides, holy Kek.

7" is plenty.

I'd rather be average or even below average and have a foreskin.

Just barely shy of 7” and girthy (6”around) here
Many women I’ve been with have complained of pain or soreness from my girth, especially petite women
I guess the roasters are ok but I think if you’re at least average and your chick isn’t a total whore you should be fine
Some women cum easier vaginaly than others though, so there’s that

What an oddly drawn penis.

>his body is large

>6" girth
Foiken noice.
That plus 7" length you won the dick lottery and don't let anybody tell you different.

Oh look it’s another MUHAMMED LARPER do the slags from Yorkshire even complain after you groom them from birth

It will never fail to amaze and amuse me how many of you insecure, fragile cucks this obvious, stale pasta triggers.

FUCK SLIDE THREADS

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GET IT ON HANNITY

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I knew it was only a matter of time till you showed up.

Idk but its curious

I'm 6.35 inches. I guess I should be gassed.

restore. makes you bigger too

its frame more than height

Just having fun, fuck off.

And yet Europeans took over .
Makes you think.

>and your chick isn’t a total whore you should be fine
This right there.
Western women destroy themself down there with many partners and dildos.
Always funny how they try to explain how the vagina is a muscle and it becomes small again. lol, sure

And that is why you make them wet first, my friend.

t. 20 cm

6.35 lol had to throw that .05 in

Triggered? It made me laugh my ass off!
(don't people read?)

> when you realize its only a meme

Doubt it. But you can provide dickpix to prove otherwise.
>tfw never thought I'd show my dick on the internet
>let alone with a gay guy
lol

I like how the ballsack is two separate compartments that keep the balls separated.

I’m actually a burger living in bong land

...

True.

asians would be 4th seems legit

Eh, the Jews make you think you need to do better when you're in the low 6s but really that's pretty good. I remember being young and feeling anxious about being only 6.5.

also frame doesn't mean weight

true. Thats because pornstars pack pringles cans

6incher her but broke from masturbating to much. No feeling left and permenantly tight anus/pelvic floor with no hope of ever fixing it. Killing myself soon

Ok, riddle me this, how the FUCK is that thing still alive?

That goes without saying but some girls still have discomfort.
I used to date a real petite girl who was really snug and would experience pain even though she was really wet...but I could rub the head of my dick on her clit and make her cum over and over... the vagina is a strange and magical thing

Goddammit whose side are you on?

kek
Firendly reminder, not to listen to shills.
>inb4 you have small dick
Sage

General reminder that large dicks increase the chances of tears in the vagina, causing it to bleed and increasing the chance of contracting HIV.

Big dicks BTFO. Enjoy your aids, faggots.

Primitive organisms can survive an awful lot of things.

Reminder that girth is more important for pleasure than length. And also that it's one of the least important traits for a relationship
>inb4 chud
No i'm just fine.
Also those who focus on that and running to and fro relationships thinking about dicksize will end up very dissapointed later on when they focus on that bullshit instead of finding someone they really love and want to be with.
Pure sexual attraction relationships, if you've never had those yourself i'll spare you the trouble.. 6-8 months max then get bored of fucking eachother senseless and realize they have literally nothing else in common.
>what are we doing this for again. I don't even like you as a person.
Yeah. Stupid way to go into things in the first place, infact it's precisely ass backwards, if you want to find something that lasts, find someone you really love being with without even thinking about fucking them but that you just enjoy being with them so much that you almost can't be without them. And then sex is just a thing you do when you feel like it to be even more intimate. You want it ass backwards enjoy your massive promiscuity your std's and your bullshit and risking up ending being a very lonely person at the end of the day. Looking for the wrong thing in all the wrong places.

If you are born with more testosterone you will grow up to have broad shoulders, wide jaw and a larger dick. Before having kids make sure you bring your t levels as high as you can, so your son can slay pussy proper

Woman can only get aids from faggots. If you get aids from a pussy than your fucking a nigger or a cucks wife

Just go to a femanon thread and they'll tell you straight out subpar can be plenty good.

I'm more than happy to be above average, but honestly it doesn't really mean anything other than confidence in the locker room or whatever.

>A coke can
>This is bait

Interesting aside: 'coke can' is anagram of 'nae cock'. Nae means no. No cock.

I know my dick is a good size but the fact we are talking about it means women win.

When can we start shaming women for loose pussies or shallows ones?

4 -4.5 inches here. Am I fucked?

Let's get them athletic and energetic first, and stop this nonsense about getting mutilated over a little bit of roast beef.

Asian women

Lmao but dude I’m sure his coke can cock is totally real

Sup Forums does realize that a coke can has an 8.16in circumference and a 2.6in diameter, right?

To put it into perspective, most dragon dildos that don't have knots and aren't large and above are smaller than a coke can girthwise. If you had a seven inch penis and it was the girth of said can, you would likely be called a freak before you had the chance to rip all but a serious size queen's vagoo or anus apart.

Penis size and height requirements increase every year so at this point I don't give a fuck that roasties can't get orgasm in their 30's after getting off cock carousel.

Yeah Asian women. Might want to look in to if you can make it any bigger on a permanent basis. But that's honestly small. Or maybe it just comes down to technique, eating her out, etc.

I've got a rectangle frame, it's abnormal for my family. Really high-up pelvis and long legs, wide shoulders and broad chest, but a dick that is, down to the millimeter, exactly on the international average.

My testosterone is just fine burger, thank you very much.

It's a meme, don't look into it.

Well I have broad shoulders large jaw with larger facial features and my dick is a bit longer and thicker than normal. Well with your frame at least you know you didnt have a testosterone problem growing up.

I was using "you" indirectly. Your country and surrounding countries have the largest dick in Europe. Spain and the UK are at the bottom of the list

Never really had any testosterone issues as far as I can recall, and I'm pretty happy with my build, just need to drop some weight. That'll also bring up the cock size a bit, a nice perk. Dunno how I compare on the girth averages, but I don't think it makes a massive difference if you've got the length or the skill.

im too lazy. just trust me. most people do work house vagina i do work house penis

you are clinically brain dead

girth only really matters if you fuck loose women lol.

Don't post in slide threads without sage or you're no better than a smelly pavement ape

OP only familiar with worn out roasties

Get off the benzos. I'm not sharing if you don't. But you've convinced me and I'd rather compare notes on how to make it work.

For aids to spread the area must be air tight (an asshole sprayed with cum).

A vagina after sex is loose and open and lots of oxygen enters.

((They)) made propaganda in the early 90's to try to get us to think that anyone could get aids.

But if you dont use drugs and dont have degenerate sex you will never get aids

sir you are very slow and quick to return and make excuses blaming it on parental influences or alcohol. i wont be exhibitionist like that and get vanned. i dont want to wait to complete our 25 year convo into next year. fakemail addy. or. we go back to being anons. what does benzos have to do, man? ill glady talk with ya but not on here. i dont even need to see yours man. you just have me wondering if you want a laughing stock photo that will never happen so you can do retarded shit with it. im buying one instead of making one etc etc

Weird.

I mean it explains all the empires, these guys must have some issues.
>We shall show those large-dick creatures, who is the superior man.

hi charlie sheen. say hi to michael douglas. truvada dies inside vaginas. candida fungus causes all cancers minus melanoma. aint no self cleaning oxygen nothings there. three times the smeg

>mfw when dicklets

Yes, they do. I've used the X30 model.

The process-

1. Buy a bathmate and Black seed Cumin Oil. You'll also need a big pot, 2 towels, large cup, and headphones for porn.

2. Fill the pot with warm water and put it on your towel in front of computer.

3. Proceed to jelq for 5-10 minutes. Use porn if you have trouble maintaining an erection. There are videos online to show you how to do it properly.

4. Dry yourself off with a second towel and then use the cup to fill your bathmate with water, all the way to the brim.

5. Put your erect dick into the bathmate and pump once to get suction going. Be careful as you can accidentally suck your balls into it (which you don't want). If necessary, shave your pubic region to get better suction.

6. Check to make sure you have strong suction by tilting the bathmate up and down to check for air bubbles. Small bubbles aren't an issue but if there's a lot of air in it, redo steps 4 and 5.

7. Once you've got good suction, pump the bathmate 2-3 times to get a STRONG suction. This shit actually feels pretty damn good and you'll see where your length is inside the bathmate.

8. Repeat steps 4-7 roughly 2--3 times (should take about 10-15 minutes).

9. Once you've finished, put some more BCC Oil on your dick to help soothe any soreness you may feel.

Bathmate will increase overall size but you get jelq for girth too.

Please note: Your dick will sometimes get too sore when doing this, so make sure to take breaks of 1-2 days if you feel too sore to do a session. The first month or so, you'll see gains if you do it once a day./5 days a week but you're dick will be "spongy" initially and gradually develop more stiffness. Don't rush this process, just keep at it and don't get frustrated if you take a few days off to heal. If you find that your dick has gotten used to 5 days a week with zero soreness, increase your sessions to twice a day. Once it gets used to that, increase the time of session to 30-45 minutes.

you can get it from licking the walls at your local glory hole too faggot..be careful.

well you know
i'd rather have a woman with a tight vagina than a floppy roastie lips

t. average dick guy
~17 cm

I looked through my old stash of emails last weekend and they're all expired or I forgot the password. This is the worst fucking time of the year and I just like fucking with you anyway.

Like I said, we're friends anyway.

>black seed

What happened to it

Larger dicks are often seen on people who have large and/or naturally athletic build but have lower intelligence.

The bodies are more athletic and they are not as smart because it has been a shorter amount of time that those people have been living in a civilized and safe environment.

The less time you spend in fight or flight, the more time you spend thinking. After centuries intelligence of that group increases based on environment.

You think those actors never fucked guys...Corey Haim?

small dick rage.
Wanna agree that big dicks cause aids lol

you scare me

> coke can
Only a virgin would believe this

Attracting women has near nothing to do with cock size.
They wont even see it until you're already fucking anyway.

I know. That's what makes it fun, but I like the way you troll & roll. Don't worry; I'm a nice guy at heart like you are.

>Who has the largest penis
>75% a former lover
So what you're saying is that a majority of women prefer big dicks but don't stay with them.
Are you making a consistent argument here?

B-but...

ok

LOL you have to be fucking nuts to do shit like this

I'm so glad I don't have to give a shit about women being a faggot. A guy could have a small dick or a big dick and it doesn't fucking matter. Some dumb slut would probably be disappointed by a small dick, I'd just think it was novel.

t. 9 inch dick, so I guess there's a reason I'm laughing about PE

ok now go to the Green zone dick countries and compare IQ with the red zones

Why do you care what women like if they don't care about what you like? You are over-thinking this.

italy is more like 110. but ok