Have you ever pretended to love someone, you scumanons?

Have you ever pretended to love someone, you scumanons?

myself

How did you see through your lies?

Nigga I've never been in a relationship with a girl that was more than saying hello.

We truly are the kuxu, arent we Sup Forums friendos?

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How can I talk to girls anons?

Silly user, only girls can love girls. Childhood friends always win.

Pretend they are your mom

I've never loved anyone, or pretended to do so.

This

>never
Bullshit, you loved when you were a kid, you simply don't remember.

I pretend to love being alive

I pretend to love my wife's children.

>pretend it was my first time
>when it was my first time
What did she mean by this?

can't say that I have

Beat me to it.

Why would you do something like that?

Sorta?

When I was younger I would routinely catfish girls who were socially isolated or had histories of relationships breaking down through no real fault of their own, because they were the easiest to sweep off their feet. I never requested nudes, partially because I could just fap to porn, and partially because asking would make me lose my legitimacy as someone looking for a relationship instead of sex. Got some anyways, which I lost to a fried hard drive about a year ago.

Anyways

>See one girl's profile
>Quiet, few friends, likes reading, has had no irl relationships before.
>Stalk her a bit online
>Few friends is an understatement. Her only friends are fake accounts for facebook games, and one teacher at the school she graduated from, who only liked one post about graduating.
>Lives with single mom, no other family at all.
>Routinely posts captioned pictures about true love and the titles of 3rd and 4th rate romance books.
>All pictures are of her by herself
>Ask other guys who sent her messages what she's like
>"she shy as hell but the moment I got her to talk, she started sayn shit about true love and starting a family. Dont stick yo dick in crazy bro"
>This girl makes /r9k/ look like social butterflies.
>My profile is of an attractive but unmotivated ghost writer who wants to publish a romance novel of his own in the future.
>Message her, talk about books
>Her taste in books is terrible. Like, worse than I had imagined from her facebook. I would have given up to avoid reading them if my ego wasn't the size of the sun.
>Get to talking about her, ask about herself and her friends.
>She rattles off several friends and details about them, all of whom weirdly shared the names and characteristics of protags from books she liked.
>Making up tons of shit to make herself seem less pathetic
>Weeks pass, we continue chatting.
>I ignore her dropping spaghetti while pretending to be the guy of her dreams.

>Mention my "dream" of publishing a novel
>Say that I've fallen in love with her, and that I want to write about my love for her.
>When I get published I'll visit her with my novel, and we can read it together, so she can know just how much I truly love her.
>She eats it up eagerly.
>Over time, she spends more of every day sending messages to me and chatting.
>She loses her job because she stopped showing up.
>I have to answer her at work while not getting seen by my boss or she'll freak out and think I'm ignoring her.
>I ask if she's been hanging out with her "friends"
>"They don't matter. The only thing I care about is you. I love you more than anything else in the world, and I'll do anything to prove it to you."
>3spoopy5me
>A few days later, I stop responding entirely
>Every couple of minutes, a message begging me to come back.
>By the second day, she had a meltdown, and was sending insane stalker messages about how she'd get me back and I'd never leave her again.
>By the fourth day, she had apparently convinced herself that I had died or something, and was sending incoherent babble in messages.
>Fifth day, glorious silence.
>Sixth day, her facebook page was turned into a memorial by her mom.
>She had killed herself by downing every single pill and medication that they had at the house.
>Quit catfishing for good.
>Not because I felt horrible about her death, although I did.
>Because it felt good.
>She had become so dependant on me, so deluded that I really loved her, that less than a week after I broke it off, she killed herself because she couldn't bear living without me.
>I loved it, and I felt horrible for driving someone to suicide and enjoying it while the few people who knew she existed mourned her death.

I'm lonely and I know some of you are lonely too, but to enjoy bodily warmth, some small part of you must be cold. Let's love each other.

>scumanons
No such thing.
All user are pure Maidens/Knights

fpbp

You are a terrible person, but she also deserved it.

Was she cute?
Otherwise it was pointless.

Wow something very very similar happened to me, but instead of killing himself the grill just stop eating and and got bulimia. Now is with someone else and blocked me in facebook so i can't stalk her.

Did this ever get a sequel

>himself
>the grill

user, I don't think that's how it works.

My first couple internet "girlfriends", although that very first one when I was 13 I was probably as close to being in love as an emotionally underdeveloped and repressed kid could be.

Yeah. She was a coworker and I just wanted to get off. It didn't work out though, so I broke up with her on valentines day.

give me the source you fucking nigger, fucking how do you retards even fuck the image up so bad that reverse search yields nigh nothing

Reverse search has been garbage that returns nothing for a while.

>3DPD stories
back to

Vibrate your vocal cords and move your mouth to create sounds that are words in their presence.

I've pretended to be interested in a girl for the sake of getting in her pants. In fact, I did that while holding an unrequited love for another girl at the same time. Still not sure how that never bothered me.