How white boys adapt in three EASY steps

So, after that brutal fucking beatdown this week, who's ready for their come to Mary moment?

And by that, I mean dumping the stupid frog racist shit. Preparing for a society where white men are status stripped second class citizens.

Here's your blueprint in three easy steps. Adapt or die:

1. Post Democrat support threads here every single day. At first it will seem strange and you'll chuckle at the trolling. But a funny thing happens over time: you'll earnestly believe in the party, candidates,and ideas you're shilling for. You'll see how fuck shit retarded regressives really are. You'll literally become what you're trolling for after 1000 hours or so.

2. Spend at least ten minutes each day visualizing how your life would be better if HRC were President. This reminds you how absolutely shitty it is under Donald Dumbfuck, and how great it can be once he leaves. Every FACTUAL study says we'd be better off: booming economy, stable alliances, Pacific trade, Assad gone, and a much more racially harmonious America.

3. Masturbate to interracial porn ONLY. Masturbate hard, often, and always with passion. Your white brain will rewire itself to associate pleasure with race mixing. Rather than sneering when you see strong black men with beautiful white girls, you'll feel frustrated and very, very aroused.

Congratulations. You're now a civilized, kind person who understands your built-in privilege. You won't get fired from your job or cracked in the face for supporting fascist shit.

Who knows? One of those smiling brown girls might even touch your little white fuckboy dick.

fuck off nigger

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omg Im an orthodox Jew and I decided to become gay. I love jewish girls fucking black guys and other guys too.

Im just a soy-Jew

Yeah, I was hoping you'd say that, skinhead. I've been waiting more than a fucking year to see you this upset. Suck my ruthlessly progressive dick, dude.

>people will unironically reply to this obvious as fuck bait thread
worst of all, they won't sage

i'm just starting to hate niggers more and more, can we just turn this into a nigger hate thread?

This is very weak. 0/10

Yeah, they will. Statistically, at least .1-.7% of total readers will take my advice. They're that weak willed and morally confused right now.

I'm literally creating ShareBlue on this board right now. Except, you know, real.

I hope Bama results give you nightmares right up to the night grinning reports announce the House has flipped blue.

You deserve it for every Muslim kid electing asshole bullied.

Good slave, I love it when you entertain me. Make more posts, slave.

daily reminder that we have returned
also, remember to sage

Okay, babydick. Goddamn do I ever LOVE when alt right babies fling shit on the internet.

Please be honest: how many times did you punch your anime pillow after your rapedo lost last night?

Soon ALL the Progs will be nice and safe in Govt Sponsored Safety Camps. You'll have so much Diversity. It's gonna be FUN!

Mmm, nothing like a slave who is addicted to Sup Forums, compelled to post against his will, all for my entertainment!

How are lucky are we on Sup Forums to have these amazing slaves who just amuse us all the time.

Post funny shit again slave, that's an order.

Why is the left so fucking retarded now? I have a gay flag and you think I'm a skinhead.

You must be pretending.

we have nearly come full circle now, the innocent have nothing to fear

K.

Have you heard this one?

Alafuckingbama has a Democratic fucking Senator for the rest of Trump's fucking term.

>dems do one thing right by the slimmest of margins thanks to a compliant media apparatus lying about a man in the most disgusting way possible
>haha we win forever
imagine being this desperate for one good day lads

>1. Go hang out with people who have no humor
>2. Self indoctrinate every day
>3. Convince yourself to accept mutts

You're what ruined The Democrats.
The reason we're in a republican government is because people like you keep saying dumb shit and convince republicans to actually vote so they can shut you down.
All you had to do was not be cringy and make people think trump was serious.
All you had to do was not protest Nazi rallies and let the public brush them off like they normally do.
All you had to do was just convince poor people to vote democrat and not play into race or gender politics to get voters you already had.
But you didn't.
Now we're stuck here for eight more years.

Mmm, a slave so flustered just for my amusement! What a time to be alive, these Sup Forums addicted slaves just dancing for us like jesters lads!

it changes nothing

Don't respond to slide threads without sage or you're no smarter than a nigger

Shut up. We just elected a progay "baby killer" in Alafuckingbama. Of all places. Let that sink in.

President Pissface will be lucky if his own fucking party doesn't impeach him before the Big Blue Wave does.

The rules say b-tier posts will be deleted. How is shit quality b8 being allowed to remain?

Nice gif

Caught us a live shill here folks, clumsily copy/pasting shitty reddit replies. for $0.50 sheckles a post. Wave and say hi.

What has been seen cannot be unseen. Liberals become conservatives, not the other way around you retarded nigger. Also sage