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>Pres Trump Tax Reform speech 12/13/17
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>StateDep Pol/Mil Affairs Dir Brown "To Walk In Safety" Mine removal report 12/13/17
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/ptg/ President Trump General - White Ppl, Help! Edition
MAGA
worth reposting
poland cuck making another country great again. Give it up for cuckoldery woo
Little quick on the draw there pardner
The McConnell are still here
1-10 how "shitposter - no fun allowed" are you?
1) The internet is the wild wild west.
fight me fgt
Everyone fucking hates you.
5) You speak out against egregious shitposting but are known to dabble yourself. Get banned at least a couple times a year.
10) You report people more than you post
You routinely redirect people to sites that they've never visited.
If you were a mod only you and maybe 3 other people would be able to post.
>Chrome not supporting flash anymore
Literally why
Does anybody have a work around or a better browser?
websites shouldnt be using flash at all
you'll have to go to palememe or some other crappy browser
firefox-esr still does i believe
アメリカをまた偉くしましょう!
>Like, what sucks about it?
Lots of things, like how they're so cucked by overtime that they don't have kids
FireFox? Brace? Safari?
You accidentally a word user
IF YOU'RE NOT AN AMERICAN DRUMPF TARD, YOU'RE JUST A FUCKING KEK
firefox saves all my passwords and usernames and shows them in the fill in every time, it pisses me off and I don't know how to disable it, if I even can
DAYSOO, the capital gains tax I have to pay if I sell my stocks is bullshit. I only have like a thousand bucks in some AMD stocks and having to pay taxes because I fucking invested well is bullshit. (bought it cheap, 100 shares at like $3.60 a share, now I've made money on a stock I never planned to get any returns on, just goofing around)
No wonder if you're a huge investor with millions in the stock market, you try to get your shit into tax havens and cash out there. Kind of a shitty thing to do to your country but maybe if the kikes in Washington wouldn't punish you so harshly, it wouldn't happen so fucking often.
Worse: isn't it a series? As in TV episode length and not a movie or a trilogy of movies or whatever? How do you even make a series on LotR!? Well they did make a trilogy on The Hobbit somehow. I never watched that one, but apparently a 200 page children's book can be fleshed out into three 3 hour long movies.
I'M FROM POLAND AND I WANNA MAKE AMERICA GREAT AGAIN. DURRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR
learn2internet
We must #TitheForTrump with our tax savings to help the Right to emerge victorious in the midterms,
We must #PrayForTrump for one hour every day for victory in the midterms,
We must be #PureForTrump by not masturbating as an offering to God iand ask that in exchange God may reward Trump's allies in the midterms,
We must have white children with those we love to vote for his grandchildren and allies -- contraception is treason against Trump and a mortal sin against God.
Flash died 8 years ago, and no tears were shed.
>Totally unnecessary now.
No. The McConnell are a Borg-like collective operating off of one singular brain. Ben Shapiro is part of The McConnell, for instance.
The McConnell are here.
> The GOP gained a shit ton of state legislatures, governorship and Federal congressional seats during Obeazy's reign
That’s true but until 2014 the fate of the party was hanging by a thread. Had Garland become a justice conservative in America would be dead, the GOP would be the party of Flake, Corker, McCain and Rubio today, a slightly less leftist party than the democrats
it's not a browser worth my time if it doesn't even have a basic setting like that to turn on/off
Brave I mean.
>like how they're so cucked by overtime that they don't have kids
>Be organism
>life requires certain things
>Have those things
>Don't need any more humans to provide those things
>produce kids just enough to continue the next generation rather than spiraling out of control
>Keep borders strong
No idea why you think Japan, on it's tiny landmass needs more fucking people.
Is net neutrality gonna get repealed? I need a win.
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>muh boomers
...
I think roy moore pulling his gun out during the primaries should be standard practice for all US elections.
>inb4 penis jokes
>muh fox news
Why do you think repealing NN is "a win"?
>commiefornia
>jebany
>liść
o chuj moje boki
>muh Bannon
>TFW I accidentally shoved an entire tv remote up my ass
Weed does strange things to your mind
It should be illegal for politicians to hold office if they aren't republican
Seems like you got yourself a personal slave user. A honor for very few. Don’t whip him too hard
Post your favourite fotos of the wall.
Also what sentence did Hillary get again? I know she's locked up but for how long?
>Flake, Corker, McCain and Rubio
A real bundle of beauties.
Because trump says it is
oh, The McConnell
DON'T TALK THAT SMACK GIBBERISH TO ME, YOU FUCKING POLISH C UCK
lel you're a lazy nigger, and is a basic setting if you took the fucking time you lazy nigger
googleit
I vary. I almost always report shit threads, but rarely report individual posts (CP usually being the only exception). As for shitposting I usually leave that for Sup Forums and not Sup Forums, but my heritage demands that I dabble occasionally. Probably a 4.
To me NN seems more of a swamp/lobbyist/special-interest thing that a left/right/trump thing.
the leaf? bottom of the barrel, not even worth my time
Speaking of that, what was it yesterday with McCain, was he attempting one last maverick act by dying before the tax plan vote?
Net neutrality is the cuckolding of the internet. Without it we wouldn't have cuck porn anymore.
/ptg/ lads PLEASE READ
Florida shitposter here, I was slapped with a 14 day ban for responding to the kiwi (aka FBIanon proxy) with info about the imploding dossier case. The reason was BANNED TEXT with zero warning. I don't know what set it off and I likely won't get a second post on this connection, but it was quotes from a PUBLICLY AVAILABLE NEWS ARTICLE about McC*be and wOhr both communicating with Ste*le.
This happened around 4am, take that into account when posting or looking into m0d shifts.
Consider this an official warning - M0DS ARE COMPROMISED. THREAT LEVEL ALPHA. DOCKSING AND REMOVAL MAY BE NECESSARY.
nie masz przypadkiem jakiegoś imigranckiego kutasa do obciągnięcia, co?
Our “conservative” Supreme Court isn’t even conservative though
>pro open borders
>pro gay marriage
>anti gun
>upheld Obamacare
>etc
Ouch. That’ll hurt his feelings.
> there there leaf, you can be my slave if you want
Dude flash is shit. They were totally supposed to stop using it on the interwebs like fucking 10 years ago now and replace it all with HTML5 but noooo companies don't want to spend the time or money to upgrade from that shitty resource heavy flash shit.
I know it prompts me for every site I type in a password with a small popup window saying "Would you like Firefox to remember passwords for this site?" Click "Never for this site". If you've already hit yes, there's probably some setting in the Security tab of the Settings in Firefox to forget all passwords. Hell if nothing else, backup your bookmarks and reinstall Firefox and always hit that "Never for this site" button on the password prompt. You could probably just google it and it'll tell you how.
>That’s true but until 2014 the fate of the party was hanging by a thread.
No, they would have been feigned opposition in congress. The red states would still put red senators and reps and they would get lots of campaign money saying "we'll reverse all the harm the Dems have done" but then not actually have to do shit because "Can't do shit with
Do you not know how to access a settings page?
i only report for illegal content on stuff that shouldn't be reported to piss off the mods
FUCK OFF PORTUGAL C UCK, HURRR I'M FROM PORTUGAL, MAKE AMERICA GRREEAT AGAINN DURRRRRRRRRRRRR
This. The cake bakery shit is easy
>hurrr do we support 1A or no?
fuck off, faggot
President Trump is slowly but surely giving Democrats an increasing shot at winning the House and Senate in 2018.
>Dems outperforming in every off-year race: "There have been more than 70 special elections for state and federal legislative seats in 2017," according to FiveThirtyEight's Harry Enten. "The Democratic margin has been 12 percentage points better, on average, than the partisan lean in each race."
>Republicans have "lost five Senate races since 2010 because of nominees who were far outside the political mainstream, including two before Mr. Moore who were defeated after making damaging comments about rape." (NYT)
"This is the first real evidence that a political backlash might be brewing to Trump-ian Republican politics," said Julian Zelizer, a history and public affairs professor at Princeton University. (USA Today)
Democrats, flat as could be after 2016, suddenly see the makings of a 2018 comeback:
>"An energized African-American voter base could help Democrats in some Senate battlegrounds with large, urban black populations, such as Missouri, Indiana and Ohio." (WSJ)
>"College-educated, suburban women" turning against Trump, Republican pollster Whit Ayres said results in Alabama and Virginia could show. (WSJ)
"Democrats need to flip 24 seats for a House majority. National Democrats have a target list of about 90 seats, including the 23 Republican-held districts that Trump lost to Hillary Clinton."
"In the Senate, Democrats must defend 10 seats in states where Trump won. With Jones' upset of Moore, they need to net a two-seat gain, and see opportunities in Nevada, where Trump lost, and Arizona, which could be a toss-up."
>And a reminder of how idiosyncratic the Alabama race was: "More than 22,000 write-in votes were cast Tuesday, more than the margin of difference between the winner and loser."
> ITT: maple nigger, out of syrup, screams impotently at the sky
Guys I just got blacked at the voting station in my town. I think we've made a big mistake. When I showed up there were thousands and thousands Antifa members, blacks, and mexicans. All of them had #ImaplugforDoug signs and were chanting slogans. I eventually got through to vote and I did my part for Roy Moore but I don't see what difference it will make. After I left, I heard some commotion from the town square and went down there to see what was going on. The Dougcophants had erected a stage and were playing protest music. There were tattoo artists all around and the most hardcore Dougcophants were getting Doug Jones' face tattooed over their face. Eventually the music stopped and Doug Jones came out on stage, dressed in ritual robes. The Dougcophants began making inhuman screams and grunts and lined up for the stage. With each "We summon you oh great blue wave" chant, Doug Jones cut down a Dougcophant and ripped them open, throwing the organs atop the blood orgy that had now developed on the town square. Suddenly the ground began shaking and split open. Great blue tendrils of energy erupted from the ground and began snaking though town, strangling and killing any republican supporter. I managed to get away, but I don't know how much time I have left before the blue wave gets me.
>>Chrome not supporting flash anymore
>Literally why
1) Because Steve Jobs had a colossal hate-boner for the guy who runs/ran Adobe so he refused to let Flash be on anything Apple made purely out of spite.
2) Because everyone else needs to copy Apple because they're unoriginal idiots.
3) Because ad hosts refuse to police the shit they put out.
4) Because tech companies can force absolutely any bullshit on the public if they scream "BECAUSE SECURITY!!" loud enough.
Flash is no less insecure than plenty of other major software. It only gets a bad rap because some fucking idiot decided flash ads needed to be a thing.
Flash dindu nuffin.
Well, think about it this way: Garland was a compromise choice for Obama to get it confirmed by a republican senate. Hadn’t Mitch blocked Garland and Obama betting the house on Hillary winning the presidency and flipping the senate, what kind of judge do you think Hillary would nominate and her senate promptly confirm?
Here are some potential:
> that judge woman on the 9th circuit
> that Hawaiian federal judge of the travel ban
One lesson to be had this cycle is: kill the left first and foremost.
I was sad for a couple days but Moore losing is for the best.
I must have googled it for like half an hour before, I erased and disabled the fill in setting, but my username kept popping up. Turns out, to delete the one that was already saved, I had to actually press the delete key to delete that specific entry, and I have to do it manually for every single one. What a pain, how about not forcing the fill ins in the first place?
>I know it prompts me for every site I type in a password with a small popup window saying "Would you like Firefox to remember passwords for this site?" Click "Never for this site".
If you're too dumb to find the setting to turn that off then I can't help you.
>including two before Mr. Moore who were defeated after making damaging comments about rape
Yeah this is totally Bannon’s fault. He should’ve just known that McConnell and Fox News were going to call them all rapists and pedos.
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And yet a good chunk of the GOP would rather give it all to Hillary than let Trump win.
Ted "Vote your Conscience" Cruz.
Rubio didn't comment.
Kasich pretty much said vote for Hillary.
Bush DID say that.
Thanks for bump you worthless piece of shit.
I repeat:
/ptg/ lads PLEASE READ
Florida shitposter here, I was slapped with a 14 day ban for responding to the kiwi (aka FBIanon proxy) with info about the imploding dossier case. The reason was BANNED TEXT with zero warning. I don't know what set it off and I likely won't get a second post on this connection, but it was quotes from a PUBLICLY AVAILABLE NEWS ARTICLE about McC*be and wOhr both communicating with Ste*le.
This happened around 4am, take that into account when posting or looking into m0d shifts.
Consider this an official warning - M0DS ARE COMPROMISED. THREAT LEVEL ALPHA. DOCKSING AND REMOVAL MAY BE NECESSARY.
> And that's exactly Bannon's point. They would have their cushy jobs supposedly representing montana/oklahoma/etc but not actually taking the fight to the Dems and just being globalists and controlled opposition.
What about if Bannon focused on flipping blue seats with that money he had available instead of contesting red seats?
Imagine if this battle was not “Roy Moore v. Jones” but “whoever v. McCaskill” or any blue seat in Iowa, Ohio, Florida?
Yeah it's 4D chess
It's the one that claims to smoke weed.
> Senate in 2018
I would be surprised if they managed to defend all 25 seats they have available while flipping two.
>Ted "Vote your Conscience" Cruz.
Pretty sure Trump gave him the biggest spotlight possible for everyone at the RNC convention to watch him blow himself up.
That said, and all that bullshittery taken into account, we are WAY better off than the rest of the entire world, including all other developed countries, like the ones in Europe. Let that one sink in. If you think America is bad, just think what it must be like to live in Germany or the UK or France or whatever other country. Hell, Canada too. I'm not saying America can't get better and go back to actually respecting the fucking Constitution, but even all the shit our courts and lawmakers do, just know that it could be worse. A lot worse.
Now the forum I signed into isn't showing me as signed in. What a shitty browser
That's in 2018, and isn't it already happening? Aren't there already decent Trumpian candidates running there?
You know VERY FUCKING WELL they will support the Democrats if a Trumpian wins. They did in Alabama.
"I'm Paul Ryan, vote or McCaskill!"
Can anyone tell me why some fuck from Portugal thinks he knows shit about American politics and how the people of this country think or feel?
And why he has a dedicated dick sucking troop of Americans in /ptg/?
>kill the left first and foremost.
I agree. And this should be achieved by Republican Senate majority leader calling Republican candidates “rapists” and “pedos”.
>people are spoiling The Last Jedi as if I give a shit
He's not in Portugal.
if you blow up your own candidates, you win
Yeah, but Trump didn’t forget the left to attack his party. He mostly kept quiet and on message:
> vote for me, I can fix it
He could had opened a front against the GOP but he didn’t. He’s a winner, he fights to win
Controls the psychic monkey. Controls the election.
I'd like to know as well, same goes for the romania and poland cucks. They're just cucks for drumpf. They love cock and must slurp
>implying he is not, just like me, paid for political content writing in social media.
If you believe this shit you have a real problem.
Jones failed to receive 50% of the vote. It's not a very convincing win, and the Dems won't hold the seat for very long either...
On a side note, I love how they are trying to find a longer term meaning in this barely-win, like there's going to be some huge wave for them in 2018.
If they continue to press social issues people are already sick of and still offer nothing but resistance to President Trump, I can'tell see them winning anything at all next year.
fuck off, faggot
I want a super majority though, a stalemate isn't great either
You know that I remember why Pepsi started to taste terrible before I stopped drinking it a few months ago. They use aborted baby parts and the only people who abort MORE are blacks. They're using nigger baby parts for Pepsi and that's why it taste bad is what I'm getting at.
>Jones failed to receive 50% of the vote
Well so did Clinton (48%) and Trump with 46%.
What's up, pedos?
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pepsi is best pop
Persistent little bugger aren't you. Nice thread contributions btw.
I repeat:
/ptg/ lads PLEASE READ
Florida shitposter here, I was slapped with a 14 day ban for responding to the kiwi (aka FBIanon proxy) with info about the imploding dossier case. The reason was BANNED TEXT with zero warning. I don't know what set it off and I likely won't get a second post on this connection, but it was quotes from a PUBLICLY AVAILABLE NEWS ARTICLE about McC*be and wOhr both communicating with Ste*le.
This happened around 4am, take that into account when posting or looking into m0d shifts.
Consider this an official warning - M0DS ARE COMPROMISED. THREAT LEVEL ALPHA. DOCKSING AND REMOVAL MAY BE NECESSARY.
I know where the setting is. I only have like 6 sites I ever log in to, and I'm too lazy to turn the setting off and it only prompts on new installs so I just hit "Never for this site" over the course of a day or two as I sign in to my usual sites like fantasy niggerball, my bank account, and other random shit for the first time on a new install.
Besides, you shouldn't be using Firefox in the first place. Mozilla turned full SJW. Firefox itself was supposed to be the lightweight alternative to Explorer and Chrome yet over the years they became even more resource hungry with their bullshittery. Guess that's what happens when you hire diversity hires like women, all to virtue signal instead of actually hiring merit based hires who know how to write a few lines of code without fucking it all up.
> You know VERY FUCKING WELL they will support the Democrats if a Trumpian wins. They did in Alabama.
Are you implying Moore is a Trumpian? Contrast both on social issues and find anything said by Moore on his platform for economic or security issues that was not “I’ll vote for whatever Trump tells me to”. A senator lasts through 4 admins sometimes, he has to have his platform and defend his constituency.
Nothing, just waiting with excitement the next candidate Bannon will back, it will probably be a necrophile.