You'll never be able to touch and hold your waifu

>you'll never be able to touch and hold your waifu
>you'll never feel the warmth of your waifu's body
>you'll never feel your waifu's warm breath
>you'll never kiss your waifu

Were we born in the wrong time?

No. You will be able to do that in the next 10 years if things go slow.

No, just the wrong dimension

Be glad you weren't born at the wrong place. You can't escape to 2D world when you're Slav.

The hell are you saying?
2D are literally living among us and you have just posted the evidences yourself.
Burgers, I swear.

That's why you can't escape, you already live it. And it isn't polished shiny facebook life, it's cruel reality.

I bet Russians see anime girls all the time, while they get wasted by drinking lotions.

Why does 3D have to look so disgusting it's not fair

Sorry, not into Asians. Except filipina girls maybe but that's it.

nice ass tho

2D distorts the reality. It removes the ugliness and dirt and leaves only good things.

It's that monkey face, user

At least pick a Nip girl to showcase

>he doesn't share my taste in women
>I'll call him gay, that'll show him!

I have hugged cute anime girls within my dreams. It is very nice. You can feel their warmth and softness. You should try that.

Don't worry. He'll make anime real for you too.

Just buy dakimakura and learn lucid dreaming.

My waifu is sitting on my lap right now as we lurk.

>tfw hugging waifu tightly in a dream
>wake up feeling the worst kind of despair

my daki of her is really nice and all but I really want to feel her warmth again.

Lucid dreaming is a way. Although your waifu will be just an object of your desires, incapable of independent thought. Be nice to her and don't force her to do anything she'd regret.

Of course. I would never do anything to hurt her.

No, we don't. The ones who drink lotions can't into anime girls.

No CSGO no deal.

Any guides for lucid dreaming?
I heard sleeping late and letting sunlight hit your face when you sleep makes you dream more, I tried and it worked well but still not lucid

The first thing you need to do is start a dream diary.

being born 3D was a mistake

>Were we born in the wrong time?
Implying there will ever be enough political / scientific demand to create the right time

Start dream diary and do reality checks.
One of best way is to get a hand clock that beeps every hour. Every time you hear a beep you should read some text, look at clock, check if you can see with eyes closed or check for other symptoms of being asleep. If it became your routine, you might start doing it in your dream and start lucid dreaming.

Once you success with it, you might want to check more complex techniques.

We're going to get there. Stay healthy.

Goddamn these are just verbal wojak threads.