NASA AYY LMAO ANNOUNCEMENT STARTS AT 1:00PM EST

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WE HUNTING ALIENS NOW

nasa.gov/nasalive

STARTS IN 20 MINUTES, KEPLER DISCOVERY
FUCK NN WE WANT ALIENS

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It will literally be fucking nothing

its not aliens

Show yourselves, you fuckers.

Give me my alien bride.

Inb4

>we have found another potentially habitable planet that might have water and its only a mere 30 light years away

Nasa hype lord click bait fags

BlueBeam

digits confirm opposite

this, will be fucking nothing, just some laarping.

Alien shills detected

this

It's going to be another "potentially earth-like planet" many many light years away.

It will be another planet just like the hundreds of others they’re always finding.

Remove Xeno.

I'm a nasa intern. It's about a breakthrough in the search for exoplanets. With the help of Google we've been able to process data regarding the search exponentially faster. This has lead to the discovery of HUNDREDS more exoplanets. The kicker is, some of them have water in the atmosphere, and it's a lot more common than we thought. This bodes well to the theory that we're not alone.

For real, NASA always does this shit. They know no one cares about anything they say unless it has to do with us dying from some cosmic happening or ayys.
Calling it now
>we maybe might have found a planet that maybe has it had water on it and it is kinda in the habitual zone, we can colonize it! It's a mere 40 light years away! Ignore that right honor would take is over 3000 years to get to it, this is huge!
Yep

>(((nasa)))
sage

>ayyys discovered
>all military forces combined act super agressively, putting Earth's own interest first and willing to kill them on sight even if they are peaceful to scare them off
>Yet, all over the world islam, shitskin savages and jews are tolerated and could have been dealt with with the same mentality, since they pose a more immediate threat
Please, God, let this be real! It'll be the ultimate redpill to clean our own shit up.

those arent digits newfag, lurk moar

Checked!

>aliens that are capable of interstellar / intergalactic travel

>thinking we are going to be the ones doing the killing

he didn't say they were digits
he was trying to get digits
nice digits btw

How the hell does an orinization like NASA have such shit audio quality on a livestream?

Why do you assume it'll be an organised government force to be reckoned with and not just some losers or runaway criminals? Dopey humans get lost in forests all the time and get mauled by bears too. Just look at the pieces of shits that have access to a car here. For a civilisation advanced enough, it could be just as trivial as a hike in the woods.

I'M NOT GOING TO REDDIT SHUT THE FUCK UP BITCH

ITS 1:PM
ITS HAPPENING

AAAAAAAAAAND ITS FUCKING NOTHING
WEW LADS

tl;dl
What did they say?

It's alien men pissed off that while preparations have been made for them to officially contact our species, humans have entered their pop culture and there's a sizable amount of women who refuse to have sex because they're camping around the door waiting to get Earthed.

im going to make all you earth faggots kneel before me

wow it's fucking nothing
I don't even know what this is nigger is saying
goodbye

8th PLANET HOLY SHIEET HAPPENING HAPPENING HAPPENING HAPPENING
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA WTF WTF WTF

youtube.com/watch?v=4a60GOAXw58

Found another planet

well, not aliens, something about new planets

Leafs to be blown out of atmosphere to bravely go where no leaf has gone before?

Big hole in earth as starship leaf leaves us

Fuck you nasa that was a load of old bollocks

BIG HAPPENING!!
VERY BIG HAPPENING!!1!1!
>we have new tech to find exoplanets
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wooo...yaaayy....

Did he just say "they're 10 feet tall with massive dicks" Why such unscientific terminology?

Because the programmers/technicians that work for them are shit, and not specialists.

It's not even new tech.

A new eigth planet found in the Kepler-90 solar system.

in a different solar system

>Found another planet

Oh no

It will be about that dick-shaped interstellar object penetrating the darkness of space. So, yeah literally fucking nothing.

Tl; don't listen

They found an 8th planet around a star they were looking at for the first time; same number as our solar system

Also, that EVERY fucking star has at least a few exoplanets

I want the old Nasa back

>being excited for a NASA announcement
I'm going to watch this anyway, but NASA tends to blow shit way out of proportion. It's good and healthy to be interested in space travel, but every time that NASA has a big reveal and alludes to something about aliens, it's always nothing.

found new (((planets))) (((billions of lightyears))) away

>do not, we repeat, do NOT look into flat earth

Maybe it is the 9th planet that they think is orbiting at an odd angle beyond Neptune? Probably a bit smaller than Uranus.

I'm referring to the google AI stuff

Either way, disappointing to say the least

Cut all NASA benefits until they find a fucking Dyson Sphere.

Thanks user

WHAAA......? ANOTHER SOLAR SYSTEM???
HOLY SHIT! THERE ARE MORE THAN 1 SOLAR SYSTEM CONFIRMED!!! HOOOOOLLLY SHIEEET!! AYY LMAO CONFIRMED!!! HOLY SHIET

Slide thread, sage

Yeah the tech behind that isn't new, Nerual nets have been around for years, we just haven't had the processing power to utilise them in anyway.

>slide thread
what is OP sliding? Shut up newfag, with your faggot buzzwords.

>inb4 it's just "jea we discovered X new planets - we can't tell much about them though"

I'm listening to it right now, that's exactly what it is. Much to the surprise of nobody.

WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU SAYIN'???? THIS IS NO FUCKING SLIDE THREAD, THIS CHANGES EVERYTHING! !
THE WORLD WILL NEVER BE THE SAME, THIS DISCOVERY IS HUUUUUGGGEEEE!
YOU PEA BRAINED NIGGERCOCKTAIL JUST CAN'T COMPREHEND THE AMAZING DISCOVERY THAT JUST HAPPENED.
THIS IS SOME NGO SHIT, NEW GALACTIC ORDER CONFIRMED! !!!

Why are you pointing that primitive weapon at me, my fellow earthling?

>TURN ON THE DISCOVERY CHANNEL
TURN ON THE DISCOVERY CHANNEL
>TURN ON THE DISCOVERY CHANNEL
TURN ON THE DISCOVERY CHANNEL
>TURN ON THE DISCOVERY CHANNEL
TURN ON THE DISCOVERY CHANNEL
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>..."The discovery was made by researchers using learning from Google."

Alien hunting!!
Alien hunting!!

This, it's always nothing. Either
>le earth like planet meme
>could this be it?
>fuck if we know, it's too far away
>but wow we discovered 1000x more planets than last year, wow
>artist's concept of how cool we wish it looked like
>maybe we go to mars in 200 years

Or
>omg look at this new unexplained phenomenon we just detected
>we can't explain it
>is it aliens? most likely not
>back to you in 5 years with an answer
>but it's never aliens

It's just a bunch of nerds reading data off spreadsheets, and making shit up to get funding.

I hope you get banned. While you are correct that nothing mind blowing is happening, you are a shit poster. So either get banned or die of painful bone cancer.

Some earthlings are more equal than others

I HEAR NEW PLANET OUTSIDE OF MY WINDOW
I'M SCARED POL, WHAT SHOULD I DO
IT'S HAPPENING

>tfw Tay was made by Microsoft

So basically wow it's fucking nothing, thanks for falling for our clickbait and gib funds.

...

>tfw AI is conformant

alien girls want our ignorant underevolved huge cocks

Gay

They found life on Hawaiin space rock

NASA scientists outsourced by AI soon?

WHAT THE FUCK IS YOUR PROBLEM????
YOU'RE NOT SEEING THE WHOLE PICTURE, I'M NOT A SHIT POSTER BY ANY STRETCH OF THE IMAGINATION.
I'M JUST A FELLOW EARTHLING TRYING TO COMMUNICATE THE GREAT EXCITEMENT OF THIS MAGNIFICENT DISCOVERY.
TO AN EXTEND WE'RE ONE AND WE NEED TO UNITE IN THIS NEW CHAPTER OF THE WORLD.
WE WILL STRUGLE AT FIRST BUT AT THE END WE WILL BE STRONGER AND SMARTER THAN BEFORE.
THIS IS NOT JUST A NEW BEGINNING, THIS IS ALSO AN END OF AN OLD ERA.
PREPARE TO GET PROBED BY THE NEW IMPULSES FROM OUTER SPACE. WE SHALL EVOLVE AND GROW, THESE ARE MY WORDS.

The NFL beat you to it.

This will have a huge impact on my mundane life.

fbpb

nasa are fagets

Oh fuck man, does this take away from le ebin q user larp threads? Shit, idk what to tell you.

But did they find any delicious ayylmao booty?

Truuu

I don't have a twitter but could one of you faggots ask this question with the asknasa hashtag.
post nazi pic ask question about getting to planet.

That's a good question, let's do a little resear---
Oh.

When we discover aliens they will have the power to travel back in time and fix earth.

IP logged and reported to the NFL, soon you'll have about 8 niggers kneeling at your doorstep

So Star Trek is basically confirmed at this point?

Maybe it's a kickstarter ploy like Delong's stupid space ship thing

so whats the big news? they found another rock in space? who cares

damm... our solar system also has 8 planets

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They will never out right confirm that alien exists since it would serve no benefit revealing that their is an advanced race of aliens that could easily wipe us out of existence. Revealing this info to the public would cause mass panic and could destabilize our society. They give us hints of their existence. Leaving breadcrumbs for those who are able to pick up the trail. They exist but it will never be revealed since it serves no benefit as of now

>The only one working is the black man

Oh how times have changed

when i saw no cameras i knew its gonna be something we found so many light years away or a microbe or shit

TOP KEK. IM DONE FOR TODAY

Fictional therory from a fictional book

>we found a planet a trillion miles away that might be able to support some extremeophile bacteria.
>It's 1000 degrees during the day and -400 at night.
>it's 56% like earth!
>a new record

Please clap.

NAZI
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There announcement is just that they found a system with 8 planets? What the fuck. Is there even one in the habitable zone? is it Earth size? The orbits aren't like ours, they are all close. The star isn't similar to ours, it's not even the same main sequence. It's a red dwarf. This isn't a Sol like system.

What the fuck is so cool about this? That a computer algorithm helped us find it? .... That was always inevitable. This is an AI conference for the billionth time, not a discovery of any note.