I want 3D woman to get out of my anime!

I want 3D woman to get out of my anime!

But think how her pussy must feel tho.

She even did a kegels equivalent of women, she can make her pussy the tighests in the whole world, YOUR HENTAIFU(2D concubine) CANNOT COMPETE.

I don't think even 3D women are as bad as her.

But who will voice your female characters.

What about the significant number of female authors and animators.

Tight onaholes exist, user.

>OP can't handle a real women in his anime.

What's the matter? Did your illusion of purity get ruined? Does it ruin your means of escapism?

>watches smut
>gets upset there's a slut

I think I like her more now. Hanabi is just a stupid bitch.

I love her because she made me hate her so easily
I can't help but like villains that make you hate them without doing something so gruesomely evil like murder or something
She's a good AF villain and save the series for me lol

I can't say she is totally realistic though, I get that people judge people based on how other people judge the same person, but to act on that in the way that she did? That's really bizarre!

Why does Sup Forums think all real women are evil?

That's because you're not thinking hard enough.

Are you trying to say they aren't evil?

Probably for the same reason that Sup Forums thinks fish swim, birds fly, and the sun rises over the horizon each morning.

Ikr? Like they've been scorned by each and every one

Y'all know your mom is a girl too, right?

They are.

Do you call a dog evil for biting someone?

of course not, but that doesn't stop me from being careful around dogs.

2D woman that behaves like 3DPD is strangely attractive. But the blonde senpai is way hotter.

Because Sup Forums is full of pussies like average harem MC.

They're humans, it's in their nature to be selfish and evil.

It's just a meme, Sup Forums actually loves real women the same if not more than 2D.

Yes

...

She's perfect.

Remember when Sup Forums cries for that "not worth a glance" girl from some non H doujin, but hates sensei instead. Really triggers my brain.

Sup Forums doesn't think real women are evil. Sup Forums knows real women are AMORAL and does not want to play that game.

We stick to 2d where there are good and evil women, but even the evil ones can have redeeming qualities.

>we
Just don't even go there please.

...

>We stick to 2d where there are good and evil women, but even the evil ones can have redeeming qualities.
You "stick to 2D" because you're faggot loser who spills spaghetti the moment you try to intercat with someone. No need to hide it, buddy.

>spills spaghetti the moment you try to intercat with someone
Spill spaghetti while fucking a cat with someone? You have some sick fetishes.

Don't worry, you're not included.

Some of them are allright.

...

I hope this was written by some jaded MRA

Sup Forums is a bunch of hypocrites.

Prove any of them aren't.

Pro tip: You can't

Here's your (You).

You seriously think everyone on Sup Forums is virgin like you?

Yes

But that's wrong. I used to date 3D a lot in high school. I learned from my mistake though. 2D is superior because it's not real. You can predict 2D.

did they not teach you basic math in school?
watch anime = get no pussy
get no pussy = virgin
therefore
watch anime = virgin

And before someone comes nitpicking and days "uh hu even a Chad Thundercock watches naruto". Don't play dumb, you know what I'm talking about here.

This show is changing Sup Forums forever.

There's only one way to handle her. Rape.

yes

to be fair sluts can still be the beta's best ally as long as you don't get attached and consequently get your heart broken. They may give you some insight into the female mind, let you feel them up and if you are lucky even fuck them.
The sluttiest slut i have met actually let me feel her titties up, for free, just because she knew i am such a hopeless virgin. You just gotta play the game and don't come back crying when you see her being eaten out by tyrone

Only correct answer.

Women exist to submit to the power of cock.

Not all, but a really loud portion of women is evil to the core. World needs a good old War to remind them what it means to be human.
if you need any proof just look at Fraser and his alimony case

>actually let me feel her titties up
What do titties feel like? And where do you find the awesome sluts?

I wish I was as delusional as you.
I wish I didn't witness the truth.

Sacks of sandy coins and milk.

This.

>What do titties feel like?
not as soft as anime would make you think, but still very soft. It's not such a breath taking experience, but you end up wanting more and more. Whenever i jerk off i replay it in my head.

I don't really know how to "look" for good whores, but i think you can make it work with most as long as you follow some guidelines
1. don't be creepy
2. don't show romantic interest in her (as to not be scorned and rejected) or develop feelings (these 2 are very important, this is where most anons crash and burn)
3. don't become a beta orbiter, white knight or gopher. Don't let her take advantage of you (unless you can gain something in return)
4. be willing to deal with her whoreness (listen to her talking how much she liked chad's cock, calling you virgin)
Optional: have something of interest for her (if you are smart you can use helping her as leverage, for example)

The whole idea is to not really invest anything so that you don't really lose anything. Basically keep yourself on her good side without silly expectations and see what happens.

It's almost like humans are complex creatures that can't always be judged with logic.

Exactly, don't waste your time.

What the fuck is her problem?

It's just another show bringing the normalfags to the surface.

I'd rather waste my time and potentially end up alone than obsess over a 2D image.

Good for you. You won't get your ass booboos kissed here though, know that.

I've been stood up by girls twice, made fun of for my lack of charisma and any other thing you can think of.

You kind of get tired of feeling sorry for yourself after a while.

You should just get tired of it all and do yourself a favor by quitting.

>listen to her talking how much she liked chad's cock, calling you virgin
That would actually be a turn on. Thank user, now I want to get a cute slutty whore even more.

Even for women this is pretty weird behavior. I understand the desired thing, everyone wants that kind of attention once in a while. But to play with children's emotions is a little desperate, does she not have friends or acquaintances her age apart from sexual partners?

Have you ever fucked a slut so hard she stopped sleeping around with other men?

> Fucked
He walked her home gently, user.

Finally, an anime where the cake is actually worst girl. Way to switch things up, Japan.

I can tell you the first time I felt some I was disappointed and immediately became an ass man.

Is she even cake status yet? I thought she was still under 25.

lol faggot
asses smell like shit

Fuck dogs.

>She even did a kegels equivalent of women

what

How does Kanai respond to this bombshell?

I'm kind of disappointed that Mugi wasn't able to get his closure here.

Hallelujah we've finally entered the age of the slut!

Tsuneki is not a slut

Yeah, she's just a semen-hungry cocktease.

...

Does Sup Forums hate their own mother or sister?

This. This is the truth.

It was.

>Sup Forums loves 3D women now
What the fuck happened?

Meh. Could still make a good wife.

>mfw I watch anime with my real life wife, but I have a hard time keeping it up because Bridget and Sakura got me into shotacon and lolicon

Normalfags struggle too

>chad
So purityfags are /r9k/ after all

>his waifu isn't a representation of what he wants in a real woman

Unless you're American, in which case you're beyond saving.

Akane-sensei is actually the most pure and innocent of the series. Unlike the other people who assign value to others based on, e.g. looks, wealth, or personality, she doesn't understand any of those things. To her, people are valuable simply if they are loved. I think there is nothing more beautiful than that.

It's not exclusive to women, but sexual attraction makes people prone to misapprehend reality so the reminder is necessary and constant.

turns out real girls aren't that bad

I used to have the same problem, but then I got a good idea how I can make a loli with my wife, and in a few years, she is ready for me.

>wanting a real woman

Sup Forums always loved real women, why do you think we had all those ronery threads and christmas challenge threads?

girls can kegels to, moran

oh god, I've had that fantasy

>put a baby in me so you can fuck it!

>Implying that I wouldn't do that.
I know no sexual boundaries and being related makes it even hotter for me. I repeatedly took my younger brother, when we were both in early teens and did all kinds of sexual things to my elder sister, while we were living together. I also had sex with my best friend and we shared many hookers (of different sexes) on our trip to asia. I also had my way with my other friends drunk girlfriend. A daughter is just natural escalation at this point.

"Not worth a glance" girl doesn't revel in taking other people's crushes or boyfriends from others.

Get help.

cool creepy lies, bro

Why do men constantly fall for her in the show? She has 0 personality and a cavernous vagina, what's the appeal?

Imagine just how great it would be being so hot and knowing that you could have just about anyone you wanted. Granted there are going to be just a few people who just aren't attracted to you because they had really peculiar tastes, but 99% of the world objectively wants to fuck all of your holes on the spot as soon as they see you.

Like that scene on the train with the two guys. Sitting there knowing those two guys would rape you right then and there if there were no repercussions. Instead they're sitting there imagining how wet you might be, or what kind of underwear you're wearing. Are you really that innocent girl you look like, or are you the most dirty slut that will let them fuck her brains out? Instead they have to follow social norms and just hope that you brush your leg, elbow, or maybe even a breast on them for just a second. Then they have to go home and jerk one out to the thought of you and hope that they can just see you again on the train the next day. And will they be able to fit off the urge to rape you? And how angry and jealous would they feel if they saw an attractive male with you the next time?

Oh, what a life that must be.

I still can't believe that Sup Forums prefer 3D to 2D now.

If only they were lies. I could be happy then. This fun little thing called sex, has ruined my life. I spend my days feeling horrible pain from guilt, so much so, that I try my hardest to ignore the feeling of guilt, and not think about anything I do. It's a painful existence.

>what's the appeal?
Probably the lack of personality and the cavernous fuckhole.

No two things matter more to the average teenage boy.