ITT: If Harem anime is based on the American world

ITT: If Harem anime is based on the American world...

Wouldn't sell because there would actually be sex and the Japanese would be confused or feel inadequate and thus they wouldn't even bother trying to make it.

Hero: Hey, what the fuck is going on?
Heroine: Shut the fuck up! Don't bother me again, idiot!
Hero: O...Okay. I'll do that.
Heroine : What? That's tsundere. It's joke.
I love u, my sweetheart.

Why don't you turn on some reality television show?
Pretty much that.

Hero must be a man who work in the U.S. Marine.

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How would Tsundere, Dere-Dere, Kuudere, Yandere, etc. be different?

American Harem Anime

- Every Character prefer to say f-word
- All girls are not virgin
- Smoking weeds with the chicks

You mean it wouldn't sell because there would be no lewdness and fanservice at all.

Haremshit is a Nip invention, but moeshit anime is fundamentally American. They're all just ripoffs of Little Women.

K-On, for example: Mio = Meg, Ritsu = Jo, Mugi = Beth, Yui = Amy.
Hidamari Sketch, Hiro = Meg, Sae = Jo, Yuno = Beth, Miyako = Amy.
Ichigo Mashimaro, Chika = Meg, Miu = Jo, Matsuri = Beth, Ana = Beth.
Lucky Star, Miyuki = Meg, Kagami = Jo, Tsukasa = Beth, Konata = Amy.
Non Non Biyori, Hotaru = Meg, Natsumi = Jo, Komari = Beth, Renge = Amy
Kinmoza, Aya = Meg, Yoko = Jo, Alice = Beth, Shino = Amy

"Oni-chan!
Wake up, you mother fucker!!"

Young sister knock on the door with her gun.

Some Yanks might buy that shit.

Well, Mormons practice polygamy

>American based harem
>No Lewdness, Fanservice or Sex
You must be a bong.
America literally turn sex into the meme it is now

Would watch

What would Gate be like if it opened in downtown New York?

SAO anime based in America, half of the kids die in a week because of no proper healthcare coverage. Another quarter die within the next six months as families struggle to cope with financial burden

then one "chick" weighs more than 5 in japaneese one

>implying Chair Force guy won't lure his harem away with better bennies

Burgers of both(2, as in a number within the set of real integers greater than 1 but less than 3) genders would flat out reject those behavior patterns as they are mental illnesses.

Trump Tower will be there.

>That nerdy girl would have ugly freckles and lame glasses
>That goth girl who is emo and just says depressing poetry
>That cheerleader girl would not be a virgin and slept with half of the football team/leader jock
>That black chick who keeps being sassy and noisy about what you do

Those are what comes to mind for now. Overall, not much interesting and pretty much a worse set of girls. Of course, I am not counting the standard in all like the childhood friend or the new/unusual girl.

WTF about this in American?

That just sounds horrendous

1) feMC needs to be louder, angrier, and have access to a time machine
2) when feMC is not around other characters need to be asking, "Where's feMC?"
3)

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American Hero "wow...I'm in heaven. I got a super power of the sex!"

what's an american yandere look like?

Stereotypes everywhere:
Most people are blonde, loud, and carry a gun.
Every black person looks like a thug (bonus points for Afro haircuts because of Mr. T.)
People swear a lot at inappropriate times.

"Look" like?
Probably like that stalker/psycho girl picture that used to be thrown around as a meme years ago.

>It would be the similar to gooktoons
>Lot of fuck, no pure love only lust, jealious feelings, bbc gng rape ntr.
>Pretty girls would be all slutty, nonn virgins, pure girls would be ugly broken feminists.
>But MC would be good, he would not give a single fuck about things, always party hard drunk and fuck.
>No feelings for girls, just oportunities to get the pussy
Or
It would be depressing story about boy who unable to confess to a girl for a long time, than after a a year of working out he confess his feeeling for her. She accept them but after sex she would tell him that bbc-kun is much better. Broken heart boy who can't accept it, gifted with by a deus ex machina - Glock, he goes shooting in girls school

I love Stacy!!

people have legitimately forgotten overly attached girlfriend
god i'm old

Jose Luis Martinez is Mexican immigrant in US. He runs an illegal drug cartel in the foreign country struggling with the pressure brought by the election of Trump, he and his harem must find a way to their American dream.

Homemade burgers replace bento.

It would either be No Lewdness at all for most scenes, and then suddenly you have sex happening.
Fanservice just works different across borders.

Every girl would have 100cm+ bust

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Oh yeah, thats how romance is often done in that medium.

>MC and main girl see each other first time
>some awkward attempt at conversations here and there
>when they are all alone together in a room, they kiss and sometimes reach sex unless they get interrupted or in some crisis

MC is a Japanese transfer student
Half-Japanese Heroine 1
Weeaboo Heroine 2
Bookworm dark skinned (not African-American) Heroine 3
Problem Child Heroine 4
British transfer student heroine 5

I bet this is how the Japanese will make that.

>MC is a freshman college student. Athletic, kinda smart, good looking, well spoken
>4 Girls are all easy or whores, one smart/religious "pure girl" that resists a little
>he hooks up with them one episdode after another behind their backs
>Second half of the season is them finding out and planning revenge
>Season ends with their plans failing, him laughing in their faces
>"What a bunch of dumb sluts"
>walks off with previously unseen Stacy who has been his "main chick" the whole time
>Rinse and repeat for season two, but in an office setting
>???
>Profit

It'd end up like B Gata H Kei.

This makes some sense.

It would be very confusing.

What do you mean, if?

Fucking America BEGAN the Harem genre. Just like it created EVERYTHING else.

God bless America, of thee I sing.

nah they would be fat, kek.

Tyrone is the MC.

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>Japanese harem anime
>Guy knocks on girls door while she's changing
>Girl does nothing to make her presence known
>Guy: "I'm coming in!"
>Girl: "N-No, wait!"
>The guy sees the girl in her underwear, a brief moment of silence
>Girl: "Kyaaaaa!"
>Camera pans up to the sky as a distinct slapping noise can be heard

>American harem anime
>Guy knocks on a girls door while she's changing
>Girl does nothing to make her presence known
>Guy: "I'm coming in!"
>Girls: "N-no, wait!"
>The guy sees the girl in her underwear, a brief moment of silence
>In the next scene he gets arrested for rape and spends the next 20 years of his life in a maximum security prison with Juan the Narco as his cellmate.

These would probably be the stereotypes, as they are in almost every American high school movie. But don't forget: the nerdy girl is only ugly because she has messy hair and lame glasses. If she takes those off she's SUDDENLY a 10/10.

>No Guy Jean posts

what the fuck, Sup Forums

american anime
>BOY: hey cunt
>GIRL 1: did you just assume my gender
>GIRL 2: check your penis-having privileges
>GIRL 3: are you trying to build an harem because that's cultural appropriation

You forgot the part where all of those girls are actually not virgins, ESPECIALLY the """"nerdy"""""" one.

>Homeroom teacher has an announcement to make
>"Everyone, we have a new exchange student starting today. Please give a warm welcome to Muhammad al-Nazri from Kuwait!"
>A darkskinned boy with a turban on his head and a scimitar hanging from his belt enters the classroom and shouts "Death to all those who defy the will of the Prophet!"
>All the girls swoon
>"He's like, soooo vibrant and diverse!"
>"I bet he's totally a repressed minority and stuff!"
>"I really want to racemix with him and stick it to the white patriarchy!"
When it's inevitably revealed he's a reverse trap, all the haremettes insist that "he" identifies as male

Wait for the rape everyone has to shut up about because muh college prestige and fraternityfuckshit.

>Implying she just can't walk around campus carrying a mattress all day every day until the guy has to appear before a court and has his life and career ruined even when proven innocent while she faces no consequences for his false accusation
Assuming this anime takes place in America of the near future, the guy was probably ex-judicially castrated just to be on the safe side.

Hillary Clinton

Cool, now it's false rape charges again like 30 words in.

The female lead must also be smarter than everyone else in the room at all times.

>he makes connections with Juan the Narco's group and plans his revenge

>Masamune-kun no Revenge: American Edition
I'd watch it.

What if it took place in the ghetto.

I gotchu

Guy Jean

>blueball gata h kei
Still mad

so this would be some hentai where the dude is a dick

The girls would all be pregnant from MC's reckless sex drive and pester him to take care of their kids while he runs off and parties

>In the end one of the girls manages to keep him around
>She's a strong, smart and beautiful woman, and a world class athlete who was poised to participate (and win) in the olympics until the MC impregnated her
>She (and her coach) force him to take responsibility on the pain of them sueing his ass off
>They end up married
>Their first few months together are happy, but by the time the baby is born and neither of them provide for it their happy house starts breaking down
>The MC has become an unhappy alcoholic, a mere shadow of himself
>He often curses at nobody in particular and randomly beats his wife
>One night, when their finances start running dry, he looks at his wife from the corner of his eye
>"Oi oi, why don't you go earn us some money with that nasty body of yours?"

The entire Empire is divided up and made into 10 new states.
You see, we don't have to give a fuck about what the Americans think if we ARE the Americans.

Unless if hes a Chad
Women never report Chad to the Police

The main character is a white brown-haired loser teen in high school.
There are no tomboys, no flat chests, no headpatting, and no twin tails

MC is a nigger who have a harem of blonde hair blue eyed chicks craving for his BBC.

>tfw I haven't seen a girl in a skirt in years
Im a simple man. Why is this country so shit?

Just isn't the fashion in this country, my dude.
I saw a girl wearing a skirt and thighhighs a few days back. I thought I was dreaming.

>>>That goth girl who is emo and just says depressing poetry
Does japan have these types of people? The only character who kind of fits goth is kuroneko and she's just a weeb and wears a gothic lolita outfit

Ford please stop

fuck, you guys are right
I haven't seen a girl wear a skirt in years

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You get
>a Mexican genki girl - loves eating tortilla and other stereotypical Mexican food
>a pushy sexy blonde - a cheerleader
>glasses black girl - a poorfag kuudere
>Chinese tomboy - is into martial arts, also a tsundere
>a purityfag pastor's daughter from the Corn Belt

How does this make you feel, Sup Forums?
>

No, in reality after Hero says betas out, he'll shuffle off while continuing to be harangued by Heroine who can't stop talking about the injustices women face in the world while he just sits there silently debating between a lonely existence without this shrew or trudging along knowing he'll never get anyone else and increasingly dying looks like the real winning choice.

>BOY: hey cunt
America, not Straya. And in that scenario he loses out to the BEC.

>Mexican
+Delicious brownie
+Loves stereotypical Mexican food, probably a good cook
+Probably thicc, with varying degrees of /fit/ness
+May or may not be a tomboy
+Speaks Spanish
+Catholic
-May have a cholo attitude
-May be illegal
-May act heretical towards the decrees of God-Emperor Trump I
-May very well be a slut

>Sexy Blonde
+Sexy
------Slut

>Glasses black girl
+Kuudere
+Intelligent
-Black
-Either nerdy or "nerdy"

>Chinese tomboy
+Tomboy
+Probably pretty stronk
+Probably /fit/
+Asians don't age until menopause
+Probably speaks a Chinese language
-Probably flat
---Tsundere
-May have impossible to impress tiger mom
-May have racist dad who only wants her daughter to date other asians

>Purityfag pastor's daughter
+Pure
-Proddie

Mexican best girl, unless she's cholo as fuck. Then it's Chinese tomboy.

NOTtrump sends the Military and we get hours of animated US glory

I actually think it wouldn't be bad if it didn't try to pander to landwhales.
At least the characters wouldn't shy away from sex even when it fully makes sense for them to fuck.

>black
>nerdy and "nerdy"
>cons
Are you mentally sound?

Now that I think about... ya'll are completely right on that

Either it's slutty dresses or just resized flannel shirts with average pants

Well "Nerdy" is just fucking cringeworthy

>yfw when those darned invaders defacto eradicate skirts from public

I don't think I've ever seen a girl in a skirt in real life. What's the appeal though?

>invaders

Which ones?

More like
>pan to public school
>"class we have a new stu-"
>80% black, 15% Latino. Rap in the background. Everyone's talking loudly, smacking lips
>"SHUT THE FUCK UP!"
>"AYY FUCK YOU, BITCH ASS TEACHER"
>"WE DUN GIVA FUCK BOUT NO WHITE BOI"

12 episodes on minorities bullying transfer student until the school shooting episode. Student commits Seppu-Cobain. Last 5 minutes are about the dindus, and the media calling the student mentally ill and having a troubled home life.

Shows called "Public School Days"

>What's the appeal though?

They look cute

Holy kek

Of course you could also have a school with mostly white kids but they are all cucks, which is pretty common in high white density areas.

>kuro is a japanese weeb
lurk for 2 years before posting

>that episode when the school shooter is about to kill the cheerleader heroine and the MC stops him

if you've actually dated a real nerd you'd understand how utterly lonely and shitty it is, like you might as well be dating no one at all

How about a private school where the MC just gets away with racist shit

Title:
>"My dad's an amazing lawyer!?"

Or how about on the flip side, all the rich bitch girls in competition for the MC Chad

>"My Sweet Sugar Daddy"

Why?

stalk catholic schools

>How about a private school where the MC just gets away with racist shit

lel, why not just have an Anime about how you can't flim-flim the zim-zim then?