This is NOT an elf

This is NOT an elf.

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It's also not anime and manga.

>He doesnt believe in chocolate elves

You can't prove it is not an elf.

Around elves _____ yourselves.

It's hard to prove a negative.

Not a living one at least

Behave!

It looks like a duck, it quacks like a duck...

Why are thicc elves so fucking good? This is not what Tolkien intended

They aren't, you just have shit taste.

He also made rape regardless of severity lethal to them

That's right, it's a cock-sleeve with handlebars.

Elves cannot be raped because regardless of how disgusting or evil the creature is as soon as it sees an elven maiden it will fall down on its knees and beg for her forgiveness and ask her to let it serve her until its final day

Epic, the memes are evolving.

This is literally how it goes in Warhammer Fantasy and High Elves

I probably know what you are talking about, which makes it even less believable.

The Everqueen is cool as fuck my man

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Tolkien didn't invent Elves you dingle

For all intents and purposes the pointy eared beautiful gentle mysterious and musical humanoid was created by Tolkien as far as I know.

The dick-fairy that killed your entire family and burnt down your house as a prank kind of elf was before him, I agree.

the word "elf" existed before him but it was just a generic synonym for "fairy"

tolkien invented "like humans but magickier and with pointier ears" elves

Tolkien be rollin' in his grave

Those are demons, not elves!

Yes, because you posted djinns.

If you suck at math.

dwarves with scottish accents were also started by the Lord of the Rings but just the movies, the books didnt say shit about that

Tomato, tomato

the plural of djinn is djinni you baka

Small pointy ears + Japan = Demon

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>you will never make babies with a cute dark elf and then take responsibility and raise them with her and live happily ever after with your family

Norse mythology Light Elves were all magically and shit

Conveniently ears are fully covered.

I've been learning japanese for a year already and still can't read muramasa. When will this suffering end. Reeeee

elves arouse me greatly and I don't know why

I don't like to admit it but they kind of are just humans with pointy ears

>kind of are just humans with pointy ears
Worst elves, shame on you.

what elves aren't just kind of humans without pointy ears?

I'm speaking physically, not mentally or their magical atributes

what do you mean she's not an elve? then what the fuck is with those ears? did she got stucked in the womb so the doctor pulled her out from her ears?

>this here is an elf according to Sup Forums

Well, if by "human" you mean two arms, legs, a face with two eyes, a nose and a mouth, then yes, they are pretty much human. Though some manage to look different, even if you would ignore the ears. Faerûn and Dragon Age elves are smaller, Warhammer elves way taller than humans, also elves from Golarion. Depending on the edition and the artist they can also look really alien, "almond-shaped" eyes, elonged facial features, strange eyecolors are often found in their descrptions. TES elves really do look different, it's not only the shite graphic of the games.

Try playing Muramasa, EOP.

Nay!

youtube.com/watch?v=vBEMZO_sCmU

Myth: T he Fallen Lords from 1997, had the accents.

And I won't say it was the first, I swear there were others.

posting best elf

When will the mods do something against these /e/ threads?

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When it gets eventually translated like Dies I will my smug JOP friend!

Chocolate or Vanilla?

Go home newfriend

OPs pic is from a VN, this thread has nothing to do with Sup Forums.

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Can't wait for that super thick elf game coming soon.

Wait what? Is that in the silmarillion or something?

I'm fairly certain it came up after the tale of Celebrían.

She was captured, held prisoner, poisoned and tormented by orcs and of course people being people probably started asking Tolkien if that meant that Celebrían got the orc mating press gangbang daily.

Tolkien being an old fashioned Christian British gentleman was probably horrified by this and severely disappointed with his readers and said that elves "die of sorrow" before they get raped.

who the fuck seriously pronounces it to-MAH-toh

Uh... Elf slav what do?

touch

Where the doujins at?

Banned.

More in depth, it's said in Morgoth's Ring.
>But among all these evils there is no record of any among the Elves that took another's spouse by force; for this was wholly against their nature, and one so forced would have rejected bodily life and passed to Mandos.

One could argue that she held onto life because of her children but it's still stupid and only there for erotic lmao-hot-elf-fucking-ugly-orcs value.

what would soviet elves be like?
a mass spammed army of zaytsev-tier sharpshooters, all drunk on vodka and with a deep desire to RAPE?

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A drow male that has been tortured to hell and back into fearing the sight of any woman, and a nice and holy female Paladin that took pity on him would be an amazing couple for a story.

I want to enslave and procreate with an elf teen.

Doesn't she get stabbed?

Read the thread before posting.

>chloe
DELET THIS

This is NOT a gang rape.

Obligatory.

It was. And for that, they are dead now

Glad to hear, Elves are too pure for that rape stuff.

Actually he DID invent the plural word "elves". Before that it was universally elfs.

I'm sorry user, but you couldn't save her.

And these are cow elves.
marigold.1000.tv/lune/sukebe-elf/index.html

Two bad two things are wrong with this:
>1.
This has nothing to do with anime and manga
>2.
Cowtits elves are a travesty.

Excellent taste

elves are for consensual love making while holding hands

Better version

Have you ever read a shitty series just for a cute elf?

I don't care, she is best girl

Kill yourself

But she's not an elf.

humans are sick fucks

Anime when?

Hopefully never. These abominations shouldn't be called elves.

Best girl.

Yeah, rolling over to fap.

How many times should you cum inside an elf's womb before your human sperm fertilizes their egg?

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Her VA is one of my favorites to fap to. Such lovely Ara aras.

Worst elves. Jesus fucking christ these are really the worst elves japan ever imagined that should never be called "elves" in the first place. I have no idea what the guy was thinking.

you're not an elf

Between the brown ones, middle dark might be the best.

Of course, elves are not real. But she's still not an elf.

>Implying
The Elves are the ones that are sick fucks

Third best. But really, all of them seem to be best girl. Even the loli has her onee-san form.

I'd tap that

2-3 more years user.

She was so great

Thicc brown Elves are the future