Girls und Panzer

Take your favourite garupan to the beach and pick her a swimsuit that's a different style to the one she wears in canon.

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My waifu and I like to go to the beach.
Different style than in the show.

Mika!

Sure

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Hana is truly the best waifu to take to the beach.

A one-piece is also fine.

I want to play with Hana's ahoge until she becomes irritated.

You shouldn't do that to a man's waifu.

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It's the middle of winter, why would I do that?

>It's the middle of winter
only in the wrong hemisphere

Any swimwear suits Nonna as long as it holds her massive nonnas together

You better rub some sun-lotion into her user.

Ara ara miss. You have quite the hangers there. Might I say, they are quite attractive.

Erwin is cute and she is also my wife!

Welcome back, I was wondering where you went

IMO the Henschel turret is much more aesthetic than Porshe's.

Here she is in another one of her swimsuits

Was super tired, so post was late that one thread.

More Hana

Nonna's cold stare is enough to block out UV rays

I want to make it clear to Hana that I'm eye raping her body

Don't look at Hana in that way senpai.

>Not wanting to rub sun lotion into Nonna's skin.

But there aren't enough images of Orange Pekoe in swimsuits!

>IMO the Henschel turret is much more aesthetic than Porshe's.

There aren't enough images of Pekoe, period.

Your guppie girlfriend has invited you to dinner with her parents. How does it go?

Post Il Duce, the mightiest, the greenest.

>her parents.

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A shame, too because she's so cute.

Kay has HUGE FEET!

This pleases Il Duce.

Me on the right

Stop bullying that autistic girl!

Well.....

why do drydicks love military shit so much

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How come other guppies don't wear swimsuits as well as Hana?

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It actually goes quite well, as her mother finishes dinner, me and the rest of Katyusha's family have a discussion on how we met, we then have a discussion about me and what I like to do, which is cooking food and learning about different kinds of food.

When dinner is ready, me and Katyusha sit next to each other, while everybody is having idle chatter with each other, Katyusha's mother asked us when we'll be getting married, to which me and Katyusha get embarrassed by, although we both manage to laugh it off.

As we finish off dinner, I offer to help Katyusha's mom clean up the dishes, to which she accepts, as we are cleaning, she mentions that this is the first time Katyusha has had a boyfriend, and that she was really excited when she first mentioned me, then she asks me if I love Katyusha, to which I said that yes, I do love Katyusha with all my heart, then she smiles at me and gives me a light peck on the cheek, saying that I'd make a wonderful husband for Katyusha.

When we've finished the cleaning, me and Katyusha have a chat in the back garden, I told her that I quite enjoyed visiting her family for dinner, she thanks me for coming, and she mumbles something about how she wouldn't mind marrying me, then she asks for a kiss, she leans her head so that I can kiss her cheek, I lower my lips to kiss her then she moves her head at the last second so that we are kissing on the lips, by instinct I place my hand on her cheek and for what lasted only a few second, felt like an eternity, then we hear Katyusha's family cheering and applausing, me and Katyusha share an awkward laugh together and then head back inside, Katyusha's mom asks me if I want to stay the night, in Katyusha's room, to which I accept, she then promptly heads upstairs to get a Futon ready.

I found out that she layed out a double-sized futon, for me and Katyusha to share, after a chuckle, me and Katyusha got into it together, and hugged each other as we slowly drifted off to sleep.

>Take Hana home to her traditional Japanese mother
>She sees her beautiful daughter with a non Japanese
>She collapses as badly as when Hana first took sensha-do

Her farts smell like rotten fish!

It'd go probably really bad considering I'm so clumsy I can trip on nothing at all, not to mention the fact she would probably only be dating me because she felt bad for me being as explained above. I'd just hope I wouldn't fuck it up too bad.

Hana's lunch.

That's wrong, user. She eats a lot of italian food, so obviously it's GARLIC OGRELOAD

As a Kayfag and footfag, this pleases me.

Where's the semen topping?

I'm sure it would be pretty awkward, since it just be me, her, and her father. It'd probably take a lot to convince him that I'm good enough for his daughter.

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I meet her grandma.

I feel like I would have to teach myself how to be a refined gentleman before meeting Darjeeling's parents.

Sure

I think Yukari's parents would be pretty easy to please since they're use to sperg behavior

Either her parents are strict wehraboo types, or they're very nice, closer to Momo's softer side.

It's a 50/50.

>Her dad keeps asking if you want a haircut

What happens next?

A lotta sag for a garupan mom.

Rape

>Nonna
>Mom
Wut

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Saori is Thicc! THICC!

This little slut, really makes wonders to my dick

Calm down Sawreehfag, before you get another nosebleed.

>slut
Don't call her that, she's only a first year

Yes, and?

So?

I don't see your point

Yuuki is the best Usagi. Prove me wrong.

Why i would deny that?

I just want people to post more Yuuki

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Only if it is not to lewd her

No really, how can you lewd such a cute girl?

What would happen if I cut off that bang while Nonna was asleep?

I probably spilled as much semen to Yuuki as to the top semen garupans, but in my opinion, Ayumi is severely underrated and should get more porn because my dick really, REALLY likes her.

It would be very painful.

That's really rude

Raising the army morale with Maho!

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Which part? The I expelled gallons of thick cum to pictures of Yuuki being a cute slut, or that I want to waste the same amount on Ayumi?

Care to differentiate for those of us who aren't familiar with the difference?

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>drydicks

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Why is this allowed?!
;_;
fuck the user who made me read it
Katyusha is for hugs

That's what you use to get ships out of the water for maintenance.

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