Do girls really pee like this?

Do girls really pee like this?

Do you want your panties to get dirty?

"Modern" girls piss while standing up.

I think she's doing a number 2. Pic related is what I found in the toilet after she was done.

You can move ur panties on the side to unleash the holy water.

No, they pee like this.

I found this on mine

Stupid ones do.

What else is she suppossed to do? Squat?

How did my post get on your toilet?!

I think we need more evidence before we can jump to conclusions.

Girls are gross.

How much gallons of pee do they have in their body?

>can't even piss while standing up properly
Fucking useless creatures how do they even survive

See .

>properly

Snakes don't stand up to piss and they seem to be doing fine.

What does "properly" mean? "Without the use of technology"?
Does that mean that all of civilization is improper?

Yes they do.

>his waifu is not peeing in his mouth every time

How can you say she loves you if she doesn't do that?

Some of them don't even sit on the toilet, they just get their asses close enough to release the golden waterfalls without making a mess

I've heard of urine being useful as a lotion. Gargling it is supposed to have some beneficial effects as well (though I doubt that). Drinking it, not so much.

Properly means being able to spray it at least 2m up in the air unaided.

>2m up in the air
Do you like showering in your own piss?

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Her panties look evil.

>childrish banter set off his misogyny radar

Nobody actually thinks like that, get over yourself.

You don't?

I haven't really tried it yet.

sticking your dick in a man's asshole is gross.

Satania pees differently

Why is she peeing out of her eyes though?

No. Her skirt should be at her knees too. Satania is retarded enough to piss on it.