I just fucked up those american retards and no one could do anything

>I just fucked up those american retards and no one could do anything

t. Pajit Pie

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Puck is the one who resets the world for Subaru every time Emilia dies.

Suzuha is John Titor.

Rachel was raped and murdered by the art teacher.

Shiro is the red man.

Ernesto's a murderous fraud who killed Hector, Miguel's real great great grandfather and the writer for all of his songs.

Snape kills Dumbledore and Hermione gets with Ron, not Harry.

Luke Dies. Leia doesn't die. Yoda Returns. Snoke Dies

Literally drinking your salty tears in a mug that says "REEEEE" at the hearing banning your gay ass net neutrality

M dies.

Teddy Daniels is Andrew Laeddis, and he killed his wife.

Nina actually kills herself, and is psychotic.

Nick takes Amy back after she frames him for her murder.

The flashbacks are actually the future.

Patrick Bateman didn’t really kill all those people.

Sammy Jenkis' story is really Leonard Shelby's.

Sergeant Howie is the virginal sacrifice, not the "missing" girl.

Norman Bates killed his mother and pretends to be her whenever it's time to kill.

There is no Tyler Durden—he's simply a product of the narrator's split personality.

Back in 1980, nerds everywhere emitted gasps of disbelief. Darth Vader (David Prowse, voiced by James Earl Jones), the villainous mastermind behind George Lucas' landmark science fiction classic Star Wars, goes toe-to-toe against the heroic Luke Skywalker (Mark Hamill) in an especially tense light saber battle; Vader, getting the upper hand (literally), slices off one of Skywalker's hands.

But that's not the crazy part: In what's become one of the most universally known and admired plot twists of all time, Vader then tells his opponent that, “Luke, I am your father.” And just like that, an already epic tale of intergalactic drama evolved into a much more intimate, and ultimately tragic, story about a truly dysfunctional family.

tfw you even sell out your mug to corporations

Luke Dies.


Leia doesn't die.


Yoda Returns.


Snoke Dies

Cole really can "see dead people," primarily lead character Malcolm Crowe.

Young, seemingly sweet Angela is both the killer, and, yes, a dude.

Aaron Stampler is actually Roy, who's guilty of murder and not crazy.

Mills kills John Doe, fulfilling the serial killer’s plan.

Jigsaw is the guy who's been lying "dead" in the middle of the room all along.

"Verbal" Kint is Keyser Soze.

The titular "planet" is Earth.

It's his sled from when he was a kid.

Nice try comrade

Ajit Pai

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American Virgins were cucked by the ultimate Indian Chad

youtube.com/watch?v=dh8sVHb5oOA

John Galt

in before we had net neutrality pre-2015, it just wasn't codified

>net neutrality existed then, it just didn't exist

you ok?

Wait, are you on the "It'll cost $32563298742140921409327593240912030 just to look up the weather forecast" boat or the "The internet will be the exact same as it was before 2015" boat?

I'm on the fuck it all, get rid of government control no matter what happens boat.

Ha, this guy thinks the whole net neutrality debate is based upon a reddit picture.

Evolution is a lie. The Earth was created entirely by Zapho and his minions. You don't die. Your soul gets probed and placed into a pregnant woman's womb.

> in after you're a complete faggot and we dodged a huge governing bullet
shiggy

I like how you guys bury the thread when I show up and point out that your fake outrage only steps on your own feet.

amerimutts BTFO

>bathroom neutrality is bad for corporate freedom
>you need to pay extra to shit on the toilet
>shitting in the street is free

Terrible analogy, and isn't even what's going to happen.

>his first post in the thread
what did you mean by this?

we know you're american