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You Sup Forums?

>now my employer knows about my ballooning fetish

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As long as my diaper fetish is kept under wraps, I'm fine.

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I hope BDSM is vanilla enough.

Only if youre a girl sub if youre a male dom youre potentially a threat

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It would be hilarious if this bitch got ditchraped by a pack of feral niggers one day.

Fug :D

>And believe me we have ways of finding out

Is she admitting to hacking? Because honestly if you don't tie shit to your real name/phone/email there's no way to find out for an employer

Do you guys post off a script or do u have key words?

this is why I never bothered trying for special military or police

>implying I don't have a program running porn at scheduled times
I just want to see how much access they have to our info.

I bet you cant even do 20 push ups

I can pass the standards for everything else but probably not swimming

Hahahahaha you cant swim? Hahahahahahahahah

Jamar?

>ballooning fetish
wat

I can swim, I don't know about swimming fucking miles in wet combat gear
leave me alone cunt there's no water here anyway

That's probably a good call anyway.

let's see, sporadic right wing rage and rape porn.
I am a walking stereotype.

Putting it another way :
>I know how to type a name on google to see what come up, and read someone's facebook posts

At the very most she can search for things you've done with your email, but if you're searching for diapered catgirl being tentacle raped while f5'ing discussions about whether catapults or trebuchets would be more efficient to throw back refugees into the sea, using something that is linked to your professional email... You might be too retarded to hold a job anyway.

Well yeah, who doesn't put all the best DDlg links they find and email coversations with subs on their LinkedIn?

>he doesn't know who Valerie Jarrett is

You just described 95% of males in the Balkans.

When I hire people I don't give a fuck what they do in their personal lives, the baseline is that they don't steal and hit people. If they don't party, I just think they'd be boring af.

You guys didnt grow up with gun drills in school? I had to swim a mile with my backpack in 3rd grade. Its not that bad maybe you just suck

Its the chad of fetishes. If You pop a ballon i get harder than paying rent in sanfransisco

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special forces is a little more strenuous than a 3rd grade swimming lesson

sounds more like cuck fetish. You play with balloons lika retard, while your wife is plowed by jamal

I can't imagine such power would ever be abused.

You sound weak. Thats what im getting at. Puny human

Not at all.
The last time I used my real name online for something that wasn't a purchase was well over 15 years ago.
I don't even use Facebook, I don't need LinkedIn, I have four different active e-mail addresses, and I never use the same username twice.

Frankly anyone who can track me earns my respect.

I could crush you like a bug, mongrel

lel I use the phrase “final solution” in many of my reports

She looks like a reptilian.

Huh? Nope. Thats not ballooning. You always have a girl and a few helium tanks. Do you know nothing?

I could just swim away. You fucking landlocked faggot

>have been using different user names everywhere where I posted something akin to an opinion
>either throwaway emails, or different emails every single time
>still have shit like a presentable normiebook with a normal address I never use anywhere outside of offocial capacities
I think I'm good.

Even the strong swimmers struggled to swim when I did my test, wearing boots and being weighed down with 20kgs of kit makes swimming fucking difficult

I don't know why these kids are giving you such a hard time

>Faceberg is nearly barren
>No other social media accounts with my name.
>Googling my name only turns up LinkedIn.
>Every site I use has a different username
>All my truly "bad" stuff like jacking off on raifus and my little pony impregnation fantasies are on chan websites with no name.

I'm a gamble, Mrs Jarrett. Are you feeling lucky?

Damn how come no one on Sup Forums can swim?

we iz kangz

And all i had to do was know how to swim? Idk if i wanna be king. Youre amm pathetic

Apparently I don't know some obscure fetish. color me ignorant. I still think it's stupid. I'm fetish shaming you, brah. It's stupid and you're stupid.

Frustrated sapiosexual detected. READ A THESAURUS NERD

im not saying it was newfags

newfags

More like trigger words lol.

nice luck whore i delete my history and use incognito

Keep it up buddy ur doing great

What kind of world am I living in when some octaroon cunt mom thinks she decides my fate? LoL

Id swim circles around you too in fulm combat gear

Current parents of the 21st century wishing the worst for their kids.
>lolz

I interview random plebs for production jobs and one thing that will make me dismiss someone as a potential is being fat. Fat = lazy. I will do the interview as normal but no fatty getting a job from me.

Why dont you do a swim test?

Not really relevant to the job. Also i have never knowingly employed a muslim.

I understand, most muslims are excellent swimmers.

kek

you live on a fucking island

Hahaha

>boomers saying boomer shit

How come I know she's talking about my Facebook and Instagram, and literally nothing else?

Youre not her audience. Her audience is college aged girls

I think shes referring to facebook and the way its set up that anyone can monitor you and things you've liked or commented on. Theres really no other way.

Havent you seen batman?

In the future, I'll apply and she'll hopefully dig up the 500 disturbing Valerie Jarrett photoshops I'm about to make. The interview should be entertaining.

>Google search my entire name
>Nothing comes up
Wow they know how to google, so menacing.

Who is she?

Is it legal though?

I have literally never posted anything that isn't completely normie-tier publically because I'm not fucking retarded. At worst they see some embarrassing fashion decisions in my teens.

Anything on social media is public domain, and anything obtained from third party sites doesn't require the consent from the user, only the consent of the third party.
Doesn't mean everything is legal, but there's a lot of leeway.

>tfw they dont find anything bad, but don't hire you because you have no friends and your online presence is lame.
Guess I'll have to make a chad larp fb page now. fml

Don't worry, we've still got your information, Pajeet McDonald.

And if you don't punch in your full name and address when registering on hardcore porn sites?

They'll first need to go to your ISP and get all your logs and then check all the kinky sites for IP matches.
Is ISP allowed to give info on you to just anyone?

Just say some nazi Russian hacker hacked your computer and accounts.

> Implying all of this isn't automated.
They have full records of your activity.
The only solution for anonymity is browsing on public computers without using any of your accounts, and maybe tor. But if you use tor then you become a BIG blip in the radar and they point even more spyware at you so it's probably not a good idea.

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literally this

I think you're underestimating the juggernaut that has wormed its way into communications.

I don't have social media accounts that I actively post on. They'll be sad to find out all I've posted in nonsense about holidays and birthdays on facebook.

About 0%.

>mfw no water, but lives on island

>I am racist
>my boss is racist
No problem here

I was going to point out pic related, but then remembered that nobody lives in the center. nm, user, you good, and anyone who does point out "hurdurr its big azz murrica lolol" is an ignorant twat.

>actually using your real name for social media accounts

why are people this fucking retarded?

i do this too when hiring anyone. i've thrown out more than a few trumpcuck resumes.

>now my employer knows about my ballooning fetish
thank goodness
i thought i was the only one

Thats fucking gross dude. Those are the ballons youre into? Fucking weirdo

Lol good larp 4/10

Nig confirmed

don't try to deny it now user
look i even found your own special balloon

Im gunna throw up. These balloons are massive and loose. Who would want that. You cant even pop it. Ew

lmao who wants to work for obama's halfling minions?

won chess tournament in 4th grade and was on tennis team in highschool is all you will find if you search my name