Christmas cakes are for bullying

Christmas cakes are for bullying

>tfw fresh christmas cakes are now too young for me
kill me senpai

how old are you user, damn that sucks

wizard age

>Still a year younger than the protagonist
It's not all bad, m8.

d-do you think i can still find a cute christmas cake for bullying and reproduction

No, your next stop is the grave jiisan.

delte

Christmas cakes are for marrying!

>woman needs to be younger than 30 to produce healthy offspring
Really fires up those neurons

You're never too old for christmas cake, user.

Those hips should be illegal.

New chapter when?

Yes. But first you need to improve yourself.

Love me some keikis but somehow never read this.

I prefer my cake to be dominating.

I'd say it and Sensei Lock-On are the defining (modern) keiki manga. Must-reads if you love cake.

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>tfw sister is a christmas cake

When will KyoAnus make a show about a desperate christmas cake seducing and tenderly dominating one of her students, grooming him into her ideal husband?

I need this right now

Kyoani only does explicit yuri and MAYBE teases some hetero romance. Never gonna happen.

>tfw too old to be seduced by a cute christmas cake.
My life is made of disappointment and regret.

>izumi-oneechan's thighs

>tfw onee-san characters are 10-15 years younger than you are

will i meet her in heaven if i kill myself now?

Only one way of finding out!

Ichika, leave! It's not okay to sexualize your sister!

I'm not quite there myself yet, but now I have to accept it as my inevitable fate.

>gets her naked in bed at the first drinkin' party

this guy moves much faster than Hasabe in ServantxService. ALPHA AS FUCK can't self-insert into this

Anons, stop licking your own wounds. Can I join in? ;_;

>japan full of sad lonely christmas cakes
>rest of the world full of sad lonely nerds

can't we fix this problem

The lonely cakes probably would rather be alone than with gaijin neckbeards losers.

but i'm /fit/ and i'm working on a PhD

I never said you were fat
>PhD
and you didn't rebut the loser part. And I assume you're still a gaijin.

>Implying animes and mangas haven't become a normie thing
Wake up.

wake me up inside

>tfw sister is a normalfag whore who had 20 boyfriends before she reached christmas cake age

Why isn't life like my chinese cartoons?

RIP my dude, well all reach that point someday.

>non anime reaction image
Get out

She's so delicious. That outfit, that demeanour.

shit mate