Devs Dec 15 >Hama; ISIS continued their offensive against HTS near the Idlib border, intense clashes in Rasm Al-Hammmam ongoing >Yarmouk Camp; ISIS launches large offensive attacking govt troops, then rebel forces, no IS gains reported, clashes continue >West Ghouta; SAA continue offensive in Beit Jinn, recapture and impose full control over hilltop of Tal Al-Ahmar >Konashenkov; Pentagon’s doubts over Russia’s Syria pullout shows US has no real data >Konashenkov continued; “There is no longer any basis or pretext for a U.S. military presence in Syria” >Houthi leader to Haley, “Had we imported Iranian missiles, then we would have boosted our air-defense system” against KSA jets >‘Netanyahu is calling shots as US beats drums of war vs Iran' – CIA veteran >Bethlehem; Intense fighting breaks out between IDF/Palestinians, resulting in heavy gunfire, no casualties reported >KSA FM Adel al-Jubeir says the kingdom has a “roadmap” to establish full diplomatic ties with Tel Aviv >Iraq has executed 38 members of IS and AQ by hanging, all were Iraqi nationals and one also had Swedish citizenship
please refrain from posting these sorts of messages thanks
Alexander Morgan
Go back to Plebbit, kid
Dylan Lee
>He is not a girl. Fake news. Gayposting was a joke. We can only fug after you marry me though.
Zachary Kelly
Please refrain from posting anime, thank you.
Matthew Bell
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Noah Smith
I think I might dump Al-Irani for The Iranian in the UAE.
Julian King
You must learn to live in a world where animephobia is no longer acceptable
Ethan Brooks
We literally had to take the ISIS capital 2 times. Mosul and Raqqa. All you did was take 3 years to run across the desert to meet your friends ina destroyed Armenian town. All you now hold is villages while we hold major cities and all the oil. ASSad BTFO
Blake Collins
checked
Mason Russell
pretty good, huh?
you are speaking of the past. such a project would be built by the Germuslims.
Jackson Stewart
oh wow
Jackson Kelly
Hey /sg/, rate my oc, Fresh out of the oven.
Liam Morales
Anime is cancer
Sebastian Phillips
Kys tbqh.
Jonathan Ramirez
Who in the universe would be retarded enough to marry a 20 yo virgin pole? It's like marrying an arab or a snake. Or both.
Easton Mitchell
>We can only fug after you marry me though. although anal sex doesn't count right?
Cooper Cook
Sorry m8 but Al-Irani is and always was mine.
Hunter Taylor
Holy shit I thouht you were joking. This is literally banana tier shilling.
What? Didn't see any Syrian flags for a few weeks.
Evan Young
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Lincoln Wilson
>Please not refrain from posting anime
Oliver Smith
I know it's off topic, but I wish my friends back in the USA would stop treating the FCC's new rule change on "Net Neutrality" as the death of the internet. I'm getting nothing but posts that lack quality, fake news, and idiotic memes. The FTC is still required to protect consumers from unfair and illegal practices committed by the ISP's should they do anything against the law or against the FTC regulations. I'm hating all of them...
Nathaniel Edwards
>(((Hollywood)))
Thomas Hernandez
not bad, needs more obvious tho.
Benjamin Lee
You can have him. I always knew he was slutting around with polacks.
Asher Peterson
Fucking kikes man.
Levi Sullivan
Well fucking you over is will no longer be unfair or illegal
>anime *starts speaking in a snobbish, condescending way ha, do you even know what anime is? It is moving pictures, like in a cartoon I think the word you are looking for is manga. It's clear from your blatant ignorance that you do not belong on a Sup Forums board. Perhaps you would feel more at home on reddit or 9gag. Thank you, and please do not make such a blatant and foolish mistake in the future.
Jackson Butler
you drink cow so why not dragon milk?
Brandon Cook
Death to America Death to Israel Curse on Jews
Adam Evans
I don't know what you mean by this. The recorded incidents committed by ISP providers have resulted in them punished and fined by the FTC. Snopes, considered a liberal fact-checking and anti-trump source, has pointed out that people's fears about Net Neutrality is bogus.
Yah you're now free to hire Mr Finkelstein and sue to enforce your rights whereas the government watchdog did it before for you. At least leddit was butthurt amirite
Dominic Moore
>imperialistic tendencies
Grayson Kelly
>needs more obvious. hmm. I see... confusion.jpeg
Jayden Rodriguez
As I understand it, the FCC enforced Net Neutrality before making it law, correct? Why would they do that now?
Samuel Young
I only drink from your mom's tit.
Charles Jenkins
I found the highlighted bit last. it seems to be the core of the joke.
perhaps move it to the top and increase it's size. it must be the first thing you see, the 440, then reality should creep in when i see the real numbers.
Kevin Adams
>Didn't see any Syrian flags for a few weeks. Must just have been bad timing, I've seen at least one every day
Blake Rivera
> settler imagine falling for Islamic propaganda while still having the delusion that you aren't a far left useful idiot
lmaoooooo GOT EM!!!! xD nice meme pic, 9gag. who would have guessed that you retards are all redditors.
Ryder Cooper
I don't remember the FCC enforcing net neutrality laws when I was stateside. Maybe they were, but there are other agencies in the USA that protect consumers. I would have to look into which agencies were handling cases these cases again. I'm positive it was the FTC and not the FCC. I could be wrong.
Thomas Watson
Prior to 2015 is what I mean on the FCC enforcing Net Neutrality.
Hudson Russell
t. JIDF
Robert Long
What have you become ‘Straya? What have those monsters done to you?
Angel Myers
If Palestine/Israel is jewish then northern Spain is Irish Kill yourself and take the rest of your ilk with you inshallah
Camden Mitchell
okay, that makes sense now. Thanks for the tips
Logan Howard
>inshallah kuffar*
Owen Garcia
I wouldn't know either, my understanding of american regulatory bodies isn't too big desu
Xavier Barnes
>If Palestine/Israel is jewish then northern Spain is Irish >implying it isn't But user, Galicia is rightful Celtic clay
Kevin Peterson
I'm now with /basedkikes/
Noah Williams
We're really not XIX/XXth century celtism was literally we wuz kangz tier Some traditions don't make you culturally celtic, much less genetically
Lucas White
Assalamu aleikum, Mahmoud. Of all the countries in Europe that you could have immigrated into, you chose the one with 18% unemployment?
Caleb Howard
It dosent much t b h The whole discussion was burgers deciding whether the gov or business should fuck them out of their fake Freedums
Cameron Kelly
>Foreign aid workers left Yemeni port city - officials
Foreign humanitarian workers attached to the UN and other international organizations have left the port city of Hodeida, Yemeni officials say, citing intensified fighting there. Yemen’s Shiite Houthi rebels stepped up fighting with forces loyal to the internationally recognized government of President Abed Rabbo Mansour Hadi along the coast of Hodeida and western Yemen, the officials said on Friday. Local employees with the UN and other organizations are now carrying out the humanitarian work in Hodeida, AP reported. Rebel-held Hodeida is a lifeline for most of Yemen’s population and has long been blockaded by a Saudi-led the coalition fighting Houthis.
Jayden Turner
>Top Shiite cleric wants paramilitaries to be incorporated in Iraqi security bodies
Iraqi Shiite paramilitary groups who took part in the war on Islamic State (IS, formerly ISIS) should be incorporated into state security bodies, the nation’s top Shiite cleric said. Grand Ayatollah Ali al-Sistani delivered the message at a sermon in the holy city of Kerbala on Friday through one of his representatives, Reuters said. All weapons used in fighting the insurgents should be brought under the control of the Iraqi government, according to al-Sistani.
Jackson Taylor
Fuck off, JIDF.
Julian James
Does anyone else on /sg/ agree with me? Obviously I support Assad, but I don't understand how you all seem to love the Palestinians so much. Yeah, you've got some Palestinian militias fighting for Assad, but those living in Israel are HTS-tier at worst and Mexico-tier at best (high crime-rates, Islamists, violent, loved by Western Leftists, want to put in place a retarded system of government etc). I'm annoyed that Israel supports the Syrian rebels, but they're a white, based, secular democracy in a part of the World that is filled with Islamists. They are a Right-wing ethno-state, and it's great.
Xavier Reed
Ha, that one's very well done.
Hunter Parker
Ok shekelberg
Dylan Brown
Pre warming the oven to 313 degrees just for you my friend.
Evan Smith
>but I don't understand how you all seem to love the Palestinians so much. Christian Israel (Kikes out) >>>>>>>>>> Palestine > Zionist State
Carter Evans
ADEN (Reuters) - The Yemeni army and allied fighters on Friday drove Houthi militants from a town that was one of the last positions they held in the country’s south, military sources and local officials said.
The forces advanced into Bayhan, about 300 km (190 miles) southeast of the Houthi-held capital Sanaa, killing dozens of the militants in clashes, the sources said.
Bayhan is important in Yemen’s war because it is located on a major road linking Shabwa province with Houthi-held Maarib province to the north. The army’s advance means that the Houthis have been expelled from Shabwa, sources said.
Yemen’s more than two-year-old war pits the Iran-allied Houthis, who control Sanaa, against a Saudi-led military alliance that backs the government now based in the southern port of Aden. The conflict has killed more than 10,000 people and triggered a humanitarian crisis.
The government-run Sabanew agency said the remaining Houthis had fled after battles for strategic positions in the Bayhan area which had left hundreds of them dead and wounded.
The agency said the army also seized other positions in the area, where the movement of heavy artillery had been difficult because of sand dunes.
This month the Saudi-led coalition, which is backed by U.S. and British weapons and intelligence, intensified air strikes after the Houthis killed former president Ali Abdullah Saleh when he switched sides in the civil war. There has been relatively little change in positions on the ground around the capital.
James Williams
Because of shit like thisAnd pic related
Brody Fisher
>c/Um in ID cue the gay jokes
Xavier Phillips
>they're a white, based, secular democracy even emus are better in hiding theire true identity
John Lopez
my oh my...
Gabriel Bell
I agree, except with Palestine and Zionist State switched around.
Gavin Jones
RAMALLAH, West Bank (Reuters) - Israeli troops shot and wounded more than 40 Palestinians in Gaza and the occupied West Bank on Friday, medical officials said, as protests over U.S. President Donald Trump’s recognition of Jerusalem as Israel’s capital entered a second week.
Near the Palestinian city of Ramallah in the West Bank, Israeli police troopers said they shot a man after he stabbed and hurt one of their unit. Reuters photographers who saw the wounded Palestinian fall said he was holding a small knife and wore what looked like a bomb belt.
Medical officials said three more Palestinians were shot and wounded in the West Bank. A further 38 were wounded on the border of the Gaza Strip, whose dominant Hamas Islamists have called for a revolt against Israel in protest against Trump’s Dec. 6 decision.
The Israeli military said that about 2,500 Palestinian took part in riots in the West Bank, rolling flaming tires and throwing firebombs and rocks at soldiers and border police. Troops took action to break up the riots, it said in a statement.
Similar scenes occurred along the border with Gaza Strip, where about 3,500 Palestinians demonstrated.
“During the violent riots IDF soldiers fired selectively towards main instigators,” the military said.
Gaza has also seen almost nightly rocket launches into Israel by Palestinian militants, which have not caused casualties. An Israeli counter
Josiah Wilson
>The forces advanced into Bayhan, hmm >Houthi-held Maarib province Wot? U wot m8?
Noah Mitchell
* An Israeli counter-strike on Gaza killed two Hamas gunmen.
Andrew Cook
Just fucking take Najran already
Adrian Butler
It's a big city
Josiah Roberts
for you
Parker Green
That would be suicide for the Houthis >Najran is on low, flat ground, and therefore easy to bombard after Houthis take it >It's a provincial capital, and therefore a big city >Even if Houthis took Najran, KSA would still hold the high ground to the north unless Houthis took all the mountains around Najran >Houthis can't maintain control over that city due to lack of a cohesive administration >It's capture might trigger a Burger intervention on the basis that Saudi Arabia is under existential threat from the Houthis (jej), especially if Saudis formally request Burger assistance.
Jose Bailey
which one of these makes the better christmas card?