>Star wars production team had really big problems trying to find really tall blue-eyed man to play the part of Chewbacca >They couldn't find one in USA so they had to start making calls in Nordic countries to try to find one >At last they found Finnish man named Joonas Suotamo dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-5172749/Chewbacca-unmasked-Joonas-Suotamo.html
Wtf has Nordic people already been out bred in America? Explain.
Henry Wright
Not a big loss desu
Julian Powell
Fuck Star Wars
Landon Davis
yeah a lot of nordics bred with irish english french ect. still some in the midwest but most tall whites in the u.s are Dutch. because Dutch here tend to be very religious and live in their own communities.
t.Dane who has a tall dad and a short irish mother
Jaxson Bailey
will they ever learn?
Levi Campbell
i know im one of the last "pure" norwegian families left in Illinois (outside of Norway,IL)
Luke Lopez
>*smack lips >WE COMIN FOR YA WHITE BITCHES WHITE MAN
Xavier Cruz
Why not hire pic related instead? He's 2.18m (7'2ft) tall.
Samuel Price
Because chewie is a gangly motherfucker.
Dylan Gray
Nord genes stood no chance in America desu. Y'all got on the America boat too late.
Jaxon Jenkins
> (OP) >The 6ft 9in actor walked the red carpet with
The operative element here is HEIGHT, not blue eyes. He's 205cm tall. American childhood nutrition is shit, which stunts your growth unless you're a member of the upper classes. It's hardly surprising that if you're looking for tall people you get better results in Europe, and it's hardly surprising that if you're looking for blue eyes you find more in northern Europe than in places where the weather matches Spain or central Africa.
Jackson Brown
lmao jewlet
Zachary Price
There are plenty of tall guys in the NBA though? Or are almost every really tall guy in America a basketball player?
Brayden Peterson
Because he has to fit in the Chewbacca suit without bursting the arms every time he lifts something? Sure they could fix it in CGI, but if we're going with CGI we might as well pick the best voice and fix the eyes and height in post.
Dominic Russell
Midwest West still has some.
Oliver Powell
Jew jew abrams looks like an unironic untermensch next to the finn chad
Christopher Cooper
look at that ugly kike holy fuck get the gas
Leo Brooks
Are there any scandi people at all left? Isn't Minnesota the state they mostly went to or something?
Jayden Young
>burgers are all manlets
lol
Nathan Howard
Surely they could just get any tall guy and have him wear contacts/fix it in post?
Brody Morgan
They were looking for actors, not normal people. Actors in America are all fucking manlets.
Parker Martinez
Minnesota Scandis are loner types that don’t migrate much. They’re mostly up in the north, which unfortunately is a small population.
Oliver Green
>pretend being a manlet doesn't bother you for so long you excel at pretending is this how actors are made?
Jaxson Phillips
Minnesota has a bunch as do the Dakotas.
Lucas Gomez
Yeah, I'm sure in a country with a population of 360 million there isn't a single white guy who stands 7 feet tall.
Celebrity gossip isn't politics, Mohammed.
Fucking sage.
Carson Morales
Shut up mutt
Justin Sanchez
The NBA's the top pro basketball players from ~300 million people. They aren't exactly representative of the average over there.
Joseph Rodriguez
This. Dakotas and Minnesota has loads of six foot tall blue eyed dudes.
Nolan Davis
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Sebastian Mitchell
Also Missouri A lot of the Amish moved out there because land is dirt cheap.
Bentley Bailey
EBIN :---DDD
Bentley Peterson
Lol no tall blondes around here
Isaac Mitchell
I'm sure I once read that something like 30% of American men over 7' tall have at one point been NBA players. It's not too absurd to think when you consider how few people are that tall and how tall many basketball players are.
Tyler Collins
As a tallfag breeding with womanlets disgusts me, your father didn't, why would you doom your own sons to manlet status? It's as bad as marrying an asian, almost
Adrian Reyes
>Chewbacca is hotter than the lead characters DIVERSITY YES!
Julian Hughes
Jews like to keep them out of Hollywood. Why would a tall, white man show up when he knows the Jews won't cast them? They can't have a dude who's 6'4'' standing next to their 5'4'' Jewish movie star.
Tall white blond blue eyed men tend to avoid (((hollywood))) since the kikes naturally hate them. Even those that are around like Armie Hammer gets shit on by (((buzzfeed))) and got so much shit on (((Twitter))) that he eventually just deleted his account.
Jews might as well point to a fucking star of David on their chest and scream "YOU SEE THIS GOY! IT MEANS NOT WELCOME"
Think about it this way, why would Jew boy director cast this man just to hide him in a big fur suit? Because he hates what the tall man is and takes a sick pleasure in letting him in the movie all while hiding his actual image. Another example, Bill Skarsgård (6'4) who played It. They made him hid behind the make up, because it would sicken a Jew to have a white attractive man in their kike movies. That's why all the stars of (((hollywood) are Jews, niggers and manlets.
Josiah Davis
It isn't about the woman's height, it's about finding one with tall men in her family.
Zachary Nelson
Wasn't Chewbacca some brown furry creature? How out of the loop am I?
Nolan Parker
That only maintains your height at best, you want a tall wife to have taller sons, that way your giant offspring can conquer the french and irish
Jackson Walker
Why does the eye color matter?
Xavier Hall
Statistically, isn't Hollywood taller, whiter, and more male than America?
Eli Morgan
Abrams is a tranny
Joseph Cruz
Holy shit, why do leftists (((critics))) lie so much?
Kayden Howard
52%
Matthew Price
No. At least not the people they choose to make stars unless they've publically got down on their knees and licked Jewish boots.
Andrew Allen
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Evan Gomez
Star Wars is the biggest meme movie franchise of all time. A few good movies in the 80s and nothing but pure unadulterated shit since.
Daniel Perez
look at the size of his fist compared to boyega's
Samuel Price
Find a tall Asian. Dated one who was 5'6", which is pretty good for a Vietnamese girl. Her mom was tiny, but her dad was as tall as me at 6'3" and was the tallest Vietnamese man I'd ever seen.
Hunter Stewart
You could make the argument that Britain has lost its way since Ireland and France were left alone.
Jeremiah Adams
>unless they've publically got down on their knees and licked Jewish boots.
So basically you're admitting that Hollywood is taller and whiter and more male than America, but this is because the Jews are engaged in some evil conspiracy to make white men rich?
Go home, Andrew, I'm not drunk enough to put up with your shit.
Luis Anderson
How do you deal with the small eyes problem?
Leo Sanchez
This is pure nonsense. My dad is 6'2", my mum is 5'3", I'm 6'4". I'm pure white and my wife is Cambodian and 5'1", we're probably going to have kids in a couple of years. If I have a son he'll surely be at least 6'.
Aaron Jenkins
>has Nordic people already been out bred in America? No, white Americans that fit that description know better than to sign up to be in jew wars and work for hollyjew and be turned into a faggot on the tv for the jew agenda. Gas the kikes race war now. Niggers tongue my anus. Fuck this gay earth.
Thomas Reed
Lookin at pictures of pre-60s America, I notice most kids are blonde-haired and very Nordic in appearance. Now your typical american kid is a muttlet.
Christian Myers
>Subjecting your kids to the existential crisis that is split ancestry and no homeland There's a reason happa's go fucking nuts, they're intelligent enough to realise their existence is wrong and what their mother has done to them
>my wife is Cambodian and 5'1" >If I have a son he'll surely be at least 6'. No he won't, race mixing and short miscegenation is a bad mix for tall
Robert Thompson
>There are plenty of tall guys in the NBA though? They picked a tall blonde man because they wanted the height without the chimpouts.
Mason Howard
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Brandon Wright
Despite what you'll see on Sup Forums, 98% of the global population is the average height of about 5'6-5'7. Lanklets are an extreme statistical outlier, they basically don't even exist. So this makes sense.
Blake Wilson
>They had trouble finding tall blue-eyed men That's because they didn't look anywhere but New York and California. Two of my cousins have blue eyes and they're 6'6" and 6'7". And even then, they could have just found a tall dude and put contacts in. Not like the film isn't full of fake hogshit anyway.
Luke Diaz
6'7" isn't tall enough to play Chewbacca. The original actor was 7'3".
Cameron Wood
>tfw globally 99.9th percentile for height, penis size, and iq, but nobody believes you because everybody on the internet lies
Carson Reyes
Wtf is happening in that scene. And whats so funny about it.
Eli Allen
all European ethnic groups have been outbred in America, it's why they're "huwite" and not a specific ethnic group.
Nathaniel Garcia
Star Wars sucks anyway.
Chewy suit could be filled with Miles Finch and it would improve ratings.
Kayden Torres
>kikes flood Am*rica with spics and Somalis >complain when they can't find a white person The aristocrats
Angel Sanchez
>caring about soy wars
Lucas Turner
dude, every 2nd fucker in the US is beyond 6'7'' especially gen z. Thank hormones in the food.
Ryan Nelson
>Wtf has Nordic people already been out bred in America I'm only a quarter Nordic, but I'm 6'5" blue/blonde. Fully North European.
And what have I done with my life, seeing as I'm in the top 0.1%? Nothing. Trying very hard to change that though.
Wait, Pewdiepie was in Star Wars?
Liam Stewart
there's plenty of tall people in america
they don't go to hollywood tho, since hollywood is ran by jews, who hate them
Nolan Perez
there are plenty of tall blue eyed men in America, the reason hollywood can't find any is because tall blue eyed American men don't live in California and they have real jobs (not actors)
Kayden Howard
Do they have that same lanky stretchy physique? It's very typically Scandinavian
Liam Gomez
yeah I know some guys like that
Lincoln Lee
Manlets, when will they learn?
Isaac Ramirez
>death to white people, except when we need them for our movies
Josiah Allen
>problems trying to find really tall blue-eyed libcuck
Jacob Young
whos the freak on the left?
Jaxon Green
>100% Icelandic phenotype.
Nicholas Flores
Wilt "I had sex with 10,000 whywomyn" Chamberlain
Adrian Campbell
Never skip leg day.
Connor Price
That's only the kids. Would you rather work with some fifteen year old giant who thinks he's hot shit because he's got a job or an experienced actor who actually knows WTF he's doing?
Jacob Bell
>b-but muh duck
Charles Perez
that teen boy wearing makeup has really strong jaw
Connor Miller
Disney won’t stop hawking their shit movie on POL like we give a fuck