How do we solve the old maid problem?

How do we solve the old maid problem?
At my church there are tons of girls at or near 30 that nobody is willing to marry.
What should be done with them?

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Blood sacrifice.

>breed cats
>profit

depends are they hot ?

This. If they are hot OP try to reel one in for a stay at home house wife. Older women love feeling "young" by having sex with younger men.

My sister is one of these.
I've always wondered if she could be gay and just repressing it for God...?

is she attractive or unhygenic and balding like you?

dick in butt, natch

Dog food

>wanting a used up """born-again-christian""" whore as a house wife

Whatever you do do not let them start collecting cats. The Toxo destroys their brain and they turn into libtards.

Voted best answer

are they used up roasties? Pass. They made their bed, let them sleep in it. Good Christian girls are scooped up in their early 20's for a reason.

Solve the puzzel why man don't find the way to your church.

>Good Christian girls are scooped up in their early 20's for a reason.

not necesserely. dont judge too fast.

Pair them with /r9k/ neets and their offspring will have more psychological issues than I care to imagine.

>considering a womans body anything more than an unsanitary form of masturbation
ISHYGDDT

no good men at the church is the problem
men have turned away from god and sit beside the devil

>not wanting someone who knows how to work your dick.

Send one my way, as long as she isn't a dirty yankee.

I'm 34 and only had sex twice, never had a long-term relationship. Pretty sure no girl would find me attractive enough to marry me in the near future. Am i a problem too?

If they are at least moderately attractive they should go through STD tests and be forced to become prostitutes.

Good one

How does this whole church thing work? Do I just dress fancy and show up Sunday morning or is there some kind of initiation ceremony?

sell them into sexual slavery

They should settle for a man.

Make no mistake, these women HAVE suitors, they HAVE men who are interested in them. They don't WANT the kinds of men they attract. Instead of working on themselves, they just throw their hands up and blame men.

If they don't want to settle for a fat guy, or a "boring" guy, or a nerd guy, then they either need to improve themselves, or shut the fuck up about men because you only get what you deserve when it comes to love.

If they aren’t single mothers or absolutely insane, I’d give it a go.

Toxoplasmosis is a conspiracy meme. There is no scientific proof that it affects brain chemistry.

Concubines?

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You should ask them to leave the church, no kidding. They're reaching an age where the best they can do is socialise with each other and the worse is influence your wives and children in horrible ways. These women are the women who diddle young boys, corrupt other people's relationships with manufactured drama through gossip and alcohol. Avoid at all costs.

The number of adults older than 50 who were living together outside of marriage more than doubled between 2000 and 2010, from 1.2 million to 2.75 million, according to the Journal of Marriage and Family. It’s not fear of commitment that keeps older couples from making their unions official, financial planners say. Rather, they’re afraid marriage will saddle them with higher health care costs, wipe out retirement benefits, raise their taxes and disrupt estate plans.

Despite all that, marriage conveys 1,138 tax breaks, benefits and protections (such as guaranteed medical leave to care for a family member), according to the Human Rights Campaign.

Those prerogatives are among the reasons same-sex couples have sought the legal right to marry, just as some opposite-sex couples are choosing not to tie the knot. If you’re contemplating either marriage or just moving in together, put romance aside long enough to consider these issues.
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>At my church there are tons of girls at or near 30

no there aren't

the "church girl" meme is bullshit

the only hot church girls are mormon, and they'll only fuck you if you're moron

Sup Forums losers parrot the "church girl" meme because they don't even approach women and want to pretend that their failures are situational and not personal

Have you done anything in your life to be attractive to healthy women? Do you have a healthy savings? A home? Are you a good handyman around the house? Can you create a stable life for children and future grandchildren?

If you had you'd be married by tomorrow.

toxoplasmosis make you gay user

Invest in any company that specializes in feline products, antidepressants, wine, romance novels, sex toys, and neck ties cause a fucking tsunami of whores are about to realize that all of those blowjobs they thought were no big deal back when they were 21 have dropped the value of her pussy to negative digits

It's also found in doggos.

Form a harem

Love thyself, King. No woman deserves you

This is me now. Up until a year ago I thought I was doing the right thing just coasting by watching the world burn while quietly working and doing nothing more than vidyajew. I have more sympathy than most on here for the reformed roasters who have been on the cock carousel through their 20s and finally are ready to settle down, not that I ever want to touch one.
A buddy of mine is in his mid 40s and after a recent divorce hes just started again with a girl in her 20s and started pumping out more kids, itll probably blow up in his face in a couple of years when she kikes him out of his money and house but theres still hope at 4 for sure.

If your church has a bunch of unmarried girls, it's because they don't want to be married. A girl who wants to be married and isn't holding to ridiculous standards will find a man on her level easily. The church girl who just can't find the right man is usually banging an alcoholic biker when she's not at church, trying to "reform" him so she can bring him into her church life instead of accepting one of the nice guys there.

I'm also 34. I have only had sex with one woman. I know you guys won't believe me, but she was a 10. And I got to pop her cherry. We were in a relationship for a decade, living with each other. She moved into my place when she was 18. It was a great time, we had sex thousands of times. I still have an old camcorder recording of her letting me pound her asshole while dressed as a school girl. It was great. We were supposed to get married. But she left me in the worst possible way. Broke my heart and sent me into a death spiral of super depression. Lost my job, lost another job, both good paying because I was having a hard time keeping my heart in it. Lost my house, then lost my other house. I haven't been with a woman since.
Found out just a month ago or so that she now has kids, twins. And that's something we always talked about wanting. My grandfather is a twin, so we thought our chances were good. It was my best friend she cheated on me with, and got married to and has the twins with. I feel like she just helped him steal my fucking life, and it kills me. And of course, she's still beautiful. I'm sure I could get a woman, but she will probably be ugly as sin, and I can't fucking take it. Sometimes I feel like I should just get it over with and kill myself. My life, my plan, my everything was gone in the blink of an eye. And I see no way to put it back together.

Tell them to hit me up, I want to get American citizenship

Be not a mormon

Fucked like 6 mormon girls
Married one

They're probably all morbidly obese.

Do Mormons find illiterates attractive? Asking for a friend (you)

Burned at the stake

And why is that? It is because of females trying to make churches more feminine. Notice that this is mostly a problem among evangelicals. Don't blame men, blame women for making the church hostile to men. (And blame the devil for getting us into this state).

She's cute, but very devout and dried up, kinda.
All she does is work and go to church.

Jesus, sorry dude. That sucks balls. :(

That being said, giving up on life is for cucks. If you're already contemplating suicide, what do you have to lose by putting yourself out there? Just go for it. You can always kill yourself later if it doesn't pan out, but don't let that bitch ruin your life without even trying to make a comeback. You have nothing to lose and a lot to gain. Good luck.

Fuck them and make white babies.

I'll marry one family, I'm lonely :3
25 M usa

That probably your problem. May have freaked her out when you were wearing the school girl outfit.

>At my church there are tons of girls at or near 30
that's because like niggers they only found god after partying and sinning for 15 years.
i bet half of those girl have kids and/or half black niglets
no real working man with a stable job wants a 30+ year old mentally unstable girl
the only people who pick up these girls are also bottom of the barrel men

>mfw it's not pasta

find an asian waifu and be even happier than before

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Where's your church? Can I go?

They should be stoned to death along with their bastard kids

Problem is, the woman are crazy, even in the churches, i know what i say.
No man is good enough, don't see their own problems and are searching at the potential partner.
In Germany we say " Das Leben ist kein Ponnyhof"
Means Life is not easy like to ride a pony
I am married, have a daughter and bought a house,

they usually send you to beat up/kill someone and then you are initiated

Damn, what a sad story. Please don't give up, you have to focus on fiding another nice girl, otherwise you will always think about that roastie. In 10 years from now you could be a happy man while her life might go down the drain.

uh wheres the swarm of muslims around him stealing her while american traitors try to suck his dick?

Haha, fuck you. I wrote that... Poorly. Thanks for making me laugh though.

The feels

this

Rendered down for candles for the poor.

both of these are correct

>How do we solve the old maid problem?
>At my church there are tons of girls at or near 30 that nobody is willing to marry.
Set them up with desperate neckbeards. Women who aren't hideous goblins have no excuse to not be in a relationship except too high standards.

34 single
one fucked one women
you must be rich or just a complete loser

>She's cute, but very devout and dried up, kinda.
>All she does is work and go to church.

Why does she not want a bf or husband? The church says you are only a complete, fullfilled woman in a relationship and then marriage with kids.

I left the church, but I am willing to hook up with a church going, Christian girl. I can even live with no sex before marriage, if the wedding is no later than 2-3 months after we hook up.

>Thot who avoided marriage for 10-20 years
>used up and diseased
>why can't I find a good man
This is the future they wanted.

hang in there lads, its still not too late. Dont think you are unworthy even if you dont become a family men...we are living in strange times and strange times require a different approach.

Jacob married at 40.

I'm 36 and rode the pussy carousel all my life and now its no fun anymore and I hate to hear them bitch and moan about their lives whilst they proceed to post selfies on their social media from exotic tourist destinations.
I can fucking do this. I should've married my cousin, shes the only one that did everything I said and was happy to do whatever I asked of her. The sex was good and shes years younger than I am.
Fuck this gay earth

use your pain as fuel to become the next Hitler

How about leaving them alone? Who the fuck cares?

>Solve the puzzel why man don't find the way to your church
I think he already did
>at my church there are tons of girls at or near 30
the only men shopping for women in that age are much older, probably coming off a divorce, and not necessarily looking to re-marry.

Thanks bros. I'll keep at it for sure. One day maybe I'll find a new girl. I need to get back to having loads of money like I used to have, and a nice house, and then score me a new 18 year old, Moore style.

Are you a mormon?

>Jacob married at 40.

*Isaac

>I should've married my cousin, shes the only one that did everything I said and was happy to do whatever I asked of her. The sex was good and shes years younger than I am.

you deserve what you get, with guys like you I welcom white genocide and nogs taking over

we really need state-specific flags

Anyway my predictor says you're 95% for sure Kentucky

Somebody should fuckin marry them. Otherwise if you think dried up sluts aren't ever worth breeding with then don't worry about it bruh. Just make fun of them until they an hero or let a shitskin do it for them.

get it together you pussy and be a man. no wonder she left you

Send them to me. I'll sort out the ones worth turning into breeding stock and dispatch the culls.

Thanks for your attention to this matter; it's the only way to keep a strong herd.

They marry immigrants duh. This also makes them legal so win win

>values beauty over personality

hmm I wonder why you ended up with a woman who cheated on you what a shocker

Flip them over and check the BEST OF USED BY date first.

I'm 36 and just got married this year. Don't give up!

the memes are real

Baby tax. Female life spans are longer and older women are a bigger drain on pension funds and health care budgets. If women are not going to procreate, then they should repay society for the subsidized health products and diet staples, such as affordable milk and tampons we provide to them. Make it so economically impossible to live as a single female beyond 60 that women are scared into child bearing.

Also, install a death tax for anyone single and female unless they donate all assets to a NGO.

how old is your wife?

Best response to anything this morning

Basically all men value beauty over personality

>I'm 36 and just got married this year. Don't give up!

congrats! also this

Gas chambers.
Them not voting will benefit everyone

>Fucked like 6 mormon girls
>like

cool story bro

you banged one exmormon and maybe kissed another


mormon girls aren't supposed to marry non-mormons, either

that's twice more than me buddy

29 year old Chad here.

I've fucked over 70 women.

I don't blame any of these men, the women are for sure used up by 25 let alone 30.

>29 year old Chad here.
>I've fucked over 70 women.

that is pretty degenerate. you dont feel bad for destroying your own society/someone elses women?

>30
>hot

pick one

the chad conquers what is someone elses property