Obvious SJW parallels in Star Wars

The Last Jedi has it all, Sup Forums.

>Luke Skywalker saying the Jedi must end
>White liberals ignoring/hating their heritage
>Yoda burning the sacred texts
>Liberal academia banning books, liberals taking down statues erasing history
>Gynocentric resistance military, pretty self-explanatory
>Race-mixing between negroid and out-of-shape chink
>Google "white couple"
>Chewbacca trying to eat a chicken-like creature but gets guilted out of it
>Vegan/soy propaganda
>Leia doing superman
>"Women can do anything"

inb4 Star Wars was always gay

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Tnx for the spoilers, I guess I'll get in on torrents later

Now go watch it again and subsidize them making more anti-white movies

Never got into star wars. Sage goes in options.

>Obvious SJW parallels in Star Wars
You forgot...

destroying the rich people's city with the things they oppressed.

Person that had the greatest sacrifice in the movie was a purple haired stronk womyn.

Hurry up and make the video faggot

It was a free ticket, a normie friend of mine invited me. I just wanted to unwind after work, wasn't going in with any expectations, especially after TFA.

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>Yoda burning the sacred texts
>Liberal academia banning books, liberals taking down statues erasing history

This one was so fucking blatant. "That's right kids, burn the constitution, tear down your monuments, you don't need them anymore." He's laughing with glee as he does it too. As bad as they are, Hollywood used to have some subtlety at least.

>Yoda burning the sacred texts

He didn't though since Rey stole them and put them in the Falcon. Yoda stopped Luke from figuring this out.

You and I watched a different movie then

>>Leia doing superman
webm?

who cares about american propaganda just watch and enjoy while knowing it's jewish overlords trying to control their herd

tfw these sjw idiots discover that white guys invent and maintain every technology that keeps them alive

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Reminder that the the only thing spoiling Star Wars accomplishes is making people want to watch it on the first night for the next movies

And if you think Rey being a powerful character literally is world changing political propaganda, you are severely autistic and should kill yourself
The movie isn't even blatantly political
A nigger race mixes with a chink, but we should just be happy the white girl wasn't blacked

Where can I download the movie? If you want to fight against the movie, then hand out download or streaming links so we can watch it for free
Spoiling it only encourages more people to watch it on the first day next year

No fucking way! WTF!? I want off this ride NOW!

Lmao wow.. I'm glad I didn't make the mistake of seeing this POS in theatres like I did with the first one.

Same here, did you dodged Rogue One too?

Why do you cucks watch this faggot shit, oh, yeah that's right, because you're not from this board! You're faggot cucks from leftypol

Are you retarded or just didn't see it?

Rgue one was a master piece as was TFA, you pleb loser

I saw it, and it was amazing
The rebels are on the alt-right, conservatives who want small government
The first order are tyrannical socialist liberals

You forgot
>luke skywalker dies at the end of the movie

>t.12 years old

You know the one thing I hate the most? The """"""humor"""""". Everyone in the theater laughed at those scenes.

I just want to watch them get all raped by some new outer-galaxy threat all because Luke was a fag and got rid of the Empire that stood a chance of uniting everyone at the expense of their freedom.

I think I even recall Canderous Ordo meeting a small fighter like ship only to wipe everyone out while moving incredibly fast but that's like 2000 years before the Galactic Empire.

Can't imagine a whole fleet of those or battleships just popping up, laying siege to the whole weak and pathetic Republic all because some dumb subhumans/aliens just won't do what's right and admit humanity was superior.

>the movie isn't blatantly political
Except for the fact that the Empire and The First Order are obviously over the top fascist dictatorships and the Rebels are the French resistance, and SJW messages are shoehorned every second they can.
>chunky chink bitching about how the evil capitalists exploited, enslaved and massacred her people
>strong YAS QUEEN is the last jedi
>the rebels are lead seemingly exclusively by women (with purple hair, mind you)
>First Order generals look straight out of the Hitler Youth
>main villain is a mentally unstable white wimpy looking guy with daddy issues
You can go on and on, every scene is full of liberal garbage, the movie is pure propaganda with special effects.

>The first order are tyrannical socialist liberals
So you are retarded. Because the SW writers intended the First Order to be alt-right turbo-nazis. Not Libs.

wtf

I didn't knew water is wet

Mary-est of Sues

If you think that's fucking bad, take a look at Spider-Man homecoming.

Where everyone is a minority, they make all the bad guys white aside from one and only one black guy and they change the ethinicities of all the characters for no reason and make the minorities look smart and the whites bad at every opportunity.

"I don't feel like celebrating something built by slaves"

"Actually it's native Americans"

Also there's some random kid with a gay voice for no reason and he's not even really a named character.

>Yoda
didnt he died why is he backed

Oh shit quads checked.
Here you go folks. Decide for yourselves.
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>pic related

ghosts n shit

>>Race-mixing between negroid and out-of-shape chink

Are we going to start complaing about black and Asian genocide now?

They just aren't going to stop ruining movie franchises for the mockingbird shit, are they?

Pretty soon, production studios aren't going to be able to AFFORD this propaganda shit.

>Doesn't understand that the ticket is still being paid and contributing to anti-white drivel.

They prolly gonna put Rey with edgy emo boy
Typical racist faggot disney and hollywood
I expected them to black Rey so every white boy in america will be BTFO as all white women follow the example of their role model

When will the e;r video about it drop

PS check out the kike dyke author

wired.com/story/star-wars-last-jedi-inclusion/

So the cunts & niggers 'hit above their pay grade'?
Thinking that is the story....

Brothers gotta stand against this shit how black-white couples are grossly underrepresented in Hollywood
They don't want us to ruin their white women little pussy with our BBC

>Y Tho

I want to hide this thread for not really being political, but I can't ignore those digis

Please, some DETAILS on the Yoda bit on bookburning and destroying heritage.

T H I C C

I keep seeing posts saying "good guys are either women or people of colour" and "bad guys are while males". Captain Phasma is white and a villain, who's she supposed to represent?

A white woman that needs to be confronted #confrontwhitewomen

I only watched The Force Awakens, and have not yet seen Rogue One. I doubt I will be going to theaters for this newest sequel, however.

Notice at the end, there is someone in the space station running to the door to let her in? That would contaminate the oxygen in the room for everyone else!

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There's a webm of it floating around on Sup Forums, but basically it goes like this

>yoda appears in front of jedi temple
>waves his fingers and lighting strikes it
>luke tries to run in to save the sacred jedi texts
>explosion knocks him back
>yoda begins laughing and giggling
>luke turns and sees him, yoda says the jedi order must end
>luke asks about the texts
>yoda mocks him and says they weren't very entertaining
>yoda says the female protagonist doesn't need them anyways
>luke looks dejected

It's truly bizarre. Apparently the whole film is a big fuck you to the Luke character and the old trilogies theme of good vs evil.

Ok so the point in this scene was that the Jedi order itself encouraged the masters to pass on their strengths but not their weaknesses. Doing so balances the padawan. Luke was reluctant to do this twice. And both times it spawned darkness. Luke was overprotective of the sacred texts, but noted that he himself did not find anything enlightening in them. Yodas force ghost appears during this scene (Luke going to burn the texts because he never wanted to have the same mistake again), and spoke to him about the failings of the Jedi order. He pointed out that the texts were just that. Just texts. They didn't bring some greater knowledge of the spiritual connection between the Jedi and the force. That could only be fostered by the Jedi himself.
To force Luke to accept this basic understanding, Yoda uses the force to strike the tree with lightening. Luke rushes in and tries to pull the books out but gets repelled by the fire. Yoda asks him why he is so attached to the books if they provided him nothing. In this, Luke severs his final attachment to an ideal and actually becomes a master. He finds himself at one with the force itself.
The message here is challenging orthodoxy and allowing yourself to get caught up in the word rather than your higher spiritual self as well as allowing your ego to remain attached to the material which provides him nothing of value.
This is actually something one of my buddhist teachers did. We were having a discussion and the same thing happened. So he had me take the book and throw it into the trash. He then asked me if it changed my connection to the world and whether I was attached to the lesson rather than the spiritual calling.

KHAZAR MILKERS

why ?

Now we know where the blue and green milk come from....

You know what to do

lololololahahahahah +1

Didn't see the movie but saw a clip of a purple haired SJW in the cockpit delivering killing blow to a giant supremacy a star-ship, i felt a great disturbance in the force.

Honestly that was a fucking awesome scene.
For a solid minute in the theater you could hear a pin drop.

umm........what the fuck?

Does this shit actually happen in the Last Jedi?

>Google "white couple"
I did this and it is literal brainwashing. The results for the first several dozen pages is race mixing propaganda. Then I googled "Black couple" etc and guess what, no race mixing. L I T E R A L G E N O C I D E

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>Super Hillary is in star wars now

Totally didn't see this coming, nope, not at all.

She used the force. Remember, Leia has force abilities too. This is a mixture of curato salva and force pull. Both established in Star Wars Canon. Which makes me wonder why people have issue with this and not say Jedi using force leap, telepathic communication force choke, force pull, super speed (Episode 1), and a number of other abilities.

Keked and saved

Didn't the people who made this scene realize the connection it could have to the Nazi book burnings?

youtube.com/watch?v=KewniyUEdGA

>Does this shit actually happen in the Last Jedi?

They are basically turning all media into propaganda and classical conditioning.

Pic not related.

They fucked up the entire series. They're no longer using the main series. And they've gone full SJW so I fucking hate Star Wars nwo.

>I guess I'll get in on torrents later
Why? This is just some disney faggotry called star wars because they bought the rights. Why do all of you dumb faggots want to see it? Are you that easily manipulated that all a media company has to do is buy the name of something you like, and you'll think it's that?

Jesus fuck

They're an invasive species which doesn't belong in hwite countries, and they endlessly trash their own continents and turn them into deserts. Killing them is doing the world a favour.

Kind of but not really. Chewie still ate the bird. But was swarmed by the who cares creatures the entire time. Yoda does destroy the sacred texts because they were the key text holding Luke back from being able to train Rey right as well as sever attachment. He pointed out fairly that they didn't actually help Luke become a better Jedi, and he learned more by doing and being taught orally than he did from a book.
Leia doing superwoman did happen, but it's not surprising given the established canon.

Personally think pol is looking for things to be offended by.

GET IN HERE FAGGOTS!

They brought Yoda back? So what he just fell asleep and Luke was like shit I guess he's dead?

They were going for some actual hard taoism and buddhism rather than historical allegories. Honestly I will say that the writer and director at least understood and examined the nature of the force.

> be gross fat chink
> Dying in wreckage of destroyed fighter
> Rolls of lard not enough to cushion the impact
> Multiple internal injuries
> In massive pain
> everything going black
> Sees heboon coming to my rescue
> He can't do a thing because shits fucked
> Better hold on to my purse so he doesn't steal it
> My whole life spent honouring my parents, getting good grades, being respectful of the family name
> It's all come down to this final moment
> About to meet my maker
> Everything in my upbringing forgotten so my last concious breathing moment is to kiss a nigger
> at that moment somewhere out there my father rages hard

What the fuck is that bullshit about?

So then, Deep Space 9 carries on the Star Wars name.

Haven't watched it yet. I thought I would watch it as a kind of automatism but I'm always working, studying and wasting time on right wing sites so didn't yet. Maybe I should keep the money...

Didn't watch the new Blade Runner yet either. Is at least BR2049 any good?

Even worse than that.
Yoda also hits Luke with his cane.
So while he and Obi-Wan couldn't interfere when he fought Vader or the Emperor, they could for comedic effect 30 years later.

Not just a fuck you to Luke, but to the entire OT.

fuck Nigger Space 9! I like TOS and TNG though.

Interesting that they changed the headline...

One thing I noticed was just how fucked up and drugged up Carrie Fisher seemed. It's like they tried to cover it by having her character do literally nothing but even then it's obvious.
Entire movie Leia is either sitting, lying down or standing completely still. She looked a total drugged up mess and she practically phoned her lines in.
Bet no one who worked with her on set was surprised when she died. And even less surprised when her autopsy results came through.

seeing as Asian and African countries are mostly homogeneous with booming populations probably not you fucking retard.

You shut your whore mouth.

The only reason it makes money is because of the brand. Anything beyond Episodes 4-6 is dead.

>we're so inclusive people will be excluded

have these people lost their minds?

DS9 is awesome dude, what are you talking about?

>Rogue One
You should see that one for sure. One of the best SW films ever. Empire Strikes Back tier good.

>That would contaminate the oxygen in the room for everyone else
That was my first thought when I saw that. Bitch comes floating in from the vacuum of space. Opens that door....and nothing happens in that hallway. THERE'S STILL A HUGE FUCKING HOLE IN THE SIDE OF THE SHIP!! Everyone and everything in that hallway should have been sucked toward that door when she opened it.

It's boring as hell. If I'm gonna watch Star Trek despite being communist propaganda it has to be interesting at least

>nigger and chink couple
mfw Asia sees this

>>"Women can do anything"
What can't they do?

Jesus Christ.

That's a trannie or an a. Wiener production.

Think with logic. Drive. Remain monogamous. Control emotions. Etc. etc.

FUCK YOU MANBOYSS!