What is Koimonogatari?

Koimonogatari means Lovestory
Kaiki and Hitagi sing about love in the very romantic opening.
Hitagi goes on secret meetings with Kaiki, talks with him every night on the phone, flirts with him. They discuss her relationship with Araragi and her underwear. She told him that without their conversations she will feel lonely and she wants to meet him one more time.
Gaen, Ononoki and Hanekawa know about it. Araragi knows nothing.
He wants to marry Hitagi in Musubi but still doesn't know anything about Kaiki.

Koimonogatari? More like HowtocuckAraragimonogatari.

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Actually they just walked home together

Fuck

>More like HowtocuckAraragimonogatari

This series has NTR? Maybe I should finally watch it

I say is a fair exchange considering how much Arararararagi goes around being touchy feely with other girls while still being in a relationship

> This series has NTR?
Yes.

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He's not hiding it.Plus,he doesn't really develop any strong romantic feelings for anybody except for the cat and shinobu,while gahara is secretly cucking him with a person Araragi hates.

>offering her body to another man as thanks when she already has a boyfriend
Wow what a slut

>Koimonogatari
Remember what she said about sleeping with her father?

No wonder this trash is so popular with Japs fucking cuckfags.

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So is this whole NTR stuff shitposting or do people actually believe that Crab and Kaiki fucked?

> Crab and Kaiki fucked?
They didn't fuck. But they cucked Araragi.

Nothing even happened. Not like it matters though since its worst girl

> its worst girl
She was best girl until Koi.

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I wish snake had another chance to win the araragibowl

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you mean the loop..?

So you're trying to say that Araragi is a cuck? Would only be fair considering the amount of times he cucked her.

He never cucked her for real. It's just a fanservice. He rejected Hanekawa twice without hesitation.

>there are people in this board RIGHT NOW that unironically like crab

Revolting.

Your picture is false

>attempts to damage control
>actually makes things worse

Wew lad.

> somewhat positively
What did she mean by this?

>I-is just fanservice
Is a harem series you dofus.

He loves only one mortal girl and she is Hitagi.

>he doesn't self insert as kaiki

her position on their relationship has never really changed, and thats why i love her. she has always acknowledged the fact that their young love doesnt have to last forever and that only hard work to keep one another will save them from the many things that could split them apart.

she knows relationships arent forever and is able to say it to him frankly. she's aware that he fell for him because he was the right person at the right time, and that it could've been anyone else. she told him if she met a better, more qualified person, she would probably leave him. but these aren't threats or insults, its just her letting him know that he has to do his part and that she is choosing to be with him, over and over again, regardless of what other choices she has.

> self insert yourself as a cuck
Kaiki cucked Araragi but he is a cuck himself.

My understanding was that she had a crush on Kaiki after he offered her his help. Then he destroyed her family, as she understood it, and she started to hate him. When she offered him sex as payment to save her, and he threw the soda in her face, I thought that kind of cemented the fact that he's not interested in her like that. Or maybe it offended him that she thought that little of him. I don't know. I don't think Kaiki is in love with her, regardless. I've always seen the title to reference how Kaiki does a lot of things out of love, but not romantic love. He cares for Hitagi and Kanbaru's mother, and he ends up caring for Sengoku enough to save her in a non-violent or condescending way. That's love, too. Maybe I'm a sentimentalist

>self-inserting at all

literally a cuck

>all she did was talk to him on the phone
>muh NTR!
>meanwhile Araragi is almost NTRing her for real with 6 different girls
Epic.
Nice.
I like it.

> she told him if she met a better, more qualified person, she would probably leave him
Disgusting
Nisio thought it sounds cool but it doesn't.

>He's not hiding it

So it would be fine if your girlfriend would just go grab a random guys' dick as long as she didn't have strong feelings for them or didn't hide it from you?

>meanwhile Araragi is almost NTRing her for real with 6 different girls

Bullshit, those are just fanservice scenes like user said, he doesnt have feelings for those girls

Cant say the same about Hitagi, because she has feelings for Kaiki

All Crabfags should kill themselves for liking a slutty bitch

Ironic cheating is still cheating.

Its not really cheating because those scenes are just exaggerated for fanservice, like the Hitagi and Hanakawa shower scene

Are we watching the same shit? Araragi literally has feelings for pretty much every girl in this series.

> because she has feelings for Kaiki
I hate her. Kaiki riuned her family, almost killed Karen and sold Skeehee to a real killer.
AND THIS FUCKING BITCH HAS FEELINGS

Fucken slut.

its not supposed to sound cool. its supposed to mean exactly what she said - if someone came and swept me off my feet, you'd be in trouble, so be the best boyfriend/person you could be

funny how she ends up bugging out because she thinks Oikura is trying to steal him from her when shes overseas, meaning she was threatened by the very situation she proposed. shes a pretty good depiction of an actual crazy 3D woman

She doesn't anymore.

> when shes overseas
She wasn't overseas

She did in Koi.

she was literally manipulating kaiki to get what she wanted because she's a cunt

> she was literally manipulating kaiki
Sure. Cucks always think so.

kaiki certainly thought that because he's an actual cuck

Did Musubi make you this fucking butt hurt? I've been seeing these threads every single day.

What about Musubi? They really love each other in Musubi.

All o have to say is Cat best girl everybody else kill yourselves

These cucking threads are getting pretty repetitive at this point.

Gahara was a mistake.

what girl's crouch did arararagi touch?

a girl doesn't say walk me home gently if she hasn't had another mans penis inside her

Who /redditgahara/ here?

Fuck off 3DPD lover

can someone explain what order I should watch this series?

just google it you mongoloid

well fug you too.

Release order.

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>Araragi NTR crab
Alpha mc, best character, love this series.

>crab NTR Araragi
RIOT

Kaiki's always going to be in love with Tooe. At this point he's forcing himself to still keep mourning over that love though; and this is because he doesn't particularly know how to deal with loss, which is why he copes with money as an alternative. He has the chance to lead a happier life if he just lets it go, but it doesn't look like he ever will.

>Your Name
Wins some awards, highest grossing anime film ever, most worldwide recognition of any non-Ghibli anime film

>In This Corner of the World
Wins most awards, earns good money, most critically lauded Japanese film of the year, most loved film by the general audience and cinephiles, broke the reception barrier between live-action and animation in Japan

>A Silent Voice
Nominated for a few awards, earns a lot of money of which the studio profits the most, supported by the government, shown in schools and actual birth certificates made from the film

>Kizumonogatari
Literally nothing

>there are people here who don't believe Kaiki took her virginity
>there are people here who don't believe Crab still has lingering feelings for Kaiki

If you can't read between the lines, about 80% of Monogatari is lost on you.

subs never

Many will say release order but I think you should watch Kizumonogatari first so the first few minutes of Bakemonogatari don't look like some out of place fever dream and you won't be completely lost as to what's going on.

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a best

Nah she was obnoxious and would have made him never talk to anyone ever again. Would be like the clingy insane gf where you must read her mind and come home from work early because she faked an accident.

>Kaiki will never fuck your teenage girlfriend with his sticky icky old man dick

>kaiki will never fuck you with his sticky icky old man dick

As someone who's probably about 5 years younger than Kaiki at most, dicks of older men give more pleasure due to experience.

You're the type of guy who would threaten suicide if your girl tried to break up with you, aren't ya?

Whatever you do don't fall for the chronological order meme. Release order or kizu first, but keep in mind kizu part 3 is not yet translated

She couldn't even get him mildly interested and this is a guy who'll put his dick in anything from an 11 year old to an ancient vampire.

feelsbad

>He was still the first

Not a virgin confirmed.

thank god i dont give two shits about this series and think crab is the worst girl.

I just enjoy the fan art porn

That's kinda like saying "Thank god alcohol doesn't get me drunk. I just enjoy the taste."

Is that a bad thing?

ITT: idiots and their delusions, troll.

Not necessarily bad but it does mean you're missing out.

Go brush your sister's teeth again, Koyomi-kun.

Nan, you sure you've tasted alcohol before? Watch people getting drunk while you are sound is one of the most fun things to do.

>Watch people getting drunk while you are sound is one of the most fun things to do.

Only if most of the people around you are girls.

Aren't you the weirdo one? Go get a drink, the grills will come later, just have fun.

Crab threads are the worst. Shinobu is the only ending, we all know it.

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>What is Koimonogatari?

Crab getting Kaiki's services to please both herself and a Snake for money.

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