Mono/pol/y Thread

Alright Sup Forums its time we create our won monopoly game!

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Trump has to be Boardwalk.

Hey... this could work.

>electric company
KEK

Free parking could be the challenger of peace

Yes

Marvin gardens becomes Travon Gardens.

i unironically fucking love monopoly

first space past go should be new-fag avenue

how does everyone feel about park ave and foreign relations?

Indiana Ave. Needs pic of all white basketball team.

I love monopoly.
but everybody else I know hates the game. They'd rather stuff their faces into their phones for 8 hours at a time.

I'm surrounded by brainlets.

if certain numbers repeat, jail should be Gulag

Melanie Trump and foreign relations or park Ave.

Trump tower instead of boardwalk
Chance changes to "part and parcel"
Free parking turns to free pizza

well i got SecDef Mattis for foreign relations
and Waco for park ave

>tfw can't decide if should choose the water melon game piece or the burger game piece

I was thinking for the pieces
>Nuke with "recreational" stamped on it
>Swastika
>Hammer and sickle
>Jew nose
>the letter T for trump
>Pepe

Does anyone have an idea for Mediterranean ave?

Something to do with Rapefugees

kek

Some of the new game pieces:
>car replaced by a Hetzer
>top hat is now a bucket helmet
>the dog is now a Rhodesian Ridgeback

Fun fact: German standard Monopoly is a creation of Goebbels.
The first version had real Berlin street names like all Monopoly games have streets from the capital of the respective country and was deemed to capitalist so the names were changed to fictional ones.

>jew nose
I'm imagining it looking like it's sticking out of the board, like a shark fin sticks out of the water.
This need to be made real.

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Pennsylvania avenue needs to be the white house and 2 more trump related for the other greens. --- but trump tower and mara lago for the dark blue.