Girls und Panzer

If a girl has twintails/pigtails this means they are the best girls within their crew/team.

Actually, I agree.

Excellent taste

Oh fuck off. You provoke this hate.

Shit you're right.

Best girl in her team as well as in my heart. Also, it's finally Valentine's Day here, so cheers to that! What are your Valentine's Day plans with your top guppy, Sup Forums?

Arisa is definitely my favourite guppy but alas I already have a waifu.

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I like Aya, but personally Karina's my favourite Usagi, I just love how cheery and energetic she is. Top daughteru material, provided she were younger.

Reminder that Alisa deserves a punch to the face for being a cheating whore

Alisa deserves to go on a nice date!

Yes.

Arisa deserves to go on a date with an inattentive guy who doesn't care for her, cums inside, and never calls again.

I want to make her cum.

Erwin is cute and she is also my wife!

I want to lick her belly

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I want to lick her collarbones

Éclair is cute and she is also my wife!

This user is right.

I want to Da-Dang Uzume.

Pekoe is my wife!

Boy

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I'm going to be the little spoon with your favorite fag all night and nothing sexual is going to happen. Try and stop me losers.

>mfw my favorite fag is me

Yummy~!

>nothing sexual is going to happen.
Not if I have anything to do with it.

Twintails deserve death

Twintails are for leglocking and impregnation.

Say that again.

Erika is so cute and she's also my wife!

Monogatari does not have a twin tail girl, that math girl does not count she is ugly.

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Granny-haired sluts like Erika and the girl you posted are the worst.

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>Incoming brutal violence

If I beat up Yukari, would she still be nice to me?

Clara is a traitor and a psychopath who enjoys rape play and polygamy.

No.

>who enjoys rape play
Sounds like my kind of girl.

>Beating up a loader
Good fucking luck, mate.

>beating up perfection

>Implying you'll spoon with Sawreehfag before me
No. I reserved second place a long time ago.

Th-thanks Katyusha.

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Used by Takashi

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>Any GuP suffering other than Yukari
I'm not angry son.
I'm just disappointed.

Also you're posting this on Valentine's Day you fucking degenerate.

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This can only be a fake.
Things like that don't happen in sensha-do.

>I ate all the chocolates

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How can one couple be so sexually active at all times?

Reminder that accidents like this have probably happened in the past. Deaths in sport aren't exactly rare.

>Den hips

Are you friends!?

>Valentine's Day activities with you wife Hana

She was top tier though. Best girl coming through.

More than friends.

Anyone got a TL for the sentence next to the arrows?

>not posting Mako

Life is painful...

Go out for a nice, romantic meal with her and then go home and get drunk watching sports

Where's Mikko?

She's better than Nonna though

So sleepy...

I think she'd prefer a dog costume.

Too cute and sexy for me to handle.

user, don't lewd the Mako.

But she awakens my inner lewdness. She makes me want to hold her hand.

>She makes me want to hold her hand.

>hips
She has a pretty decent rack too.

She's pretty great!

but which one is the real rack?

They look on the large side more often then not.

The A-B cups.

Yukari's a spy! Her chest is exactly the size it needs to be for her operation.

>tfw you have to work instead of spending Valentine's Day with your wife.

What a waste of trips. Would your waifu want this?

I have brought great shame to myself.
But she will forgive me, as she loves me.

This user speaks the truth

Katyusha has certainly put a lot of effort into making some Valentines chocolate for me, I will make sure to give it my all for white day just as much she has gave it her all for me on Valentines day.

lemon

I only just noticed that the three tank divisions in the film represent the different theatres of WW2.

Ignoring various hodgepodge tanks from Oarai, Sunflower (Maho-Katyusha) represents the Eastern Front, Dandelion (Miho-Darjeeling) represents the Western Front + Africa, and Morning Glory (Kay-Nishi) represents the Pacific Theatre. That's kinda neat.

inb4 slowpoke

Why was the last thread deleted last night?

Newfag mod.

I want to be their chad

>Hana and Mako

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>tfw they were so literally who I completely forgotten about them

Holy shit, they got literally 4 seconds of screentime. Why are they even relevant?

>tfw can't read moon

>Saori sees Yukari dropping something
>Saori picks up condom, asks if Yukari is cheating on Miho
>Yukari the innawoods nerd explains how condoms are waterproof covers and essential to survival
Can't really understand the fourth panel and the punchline, but it involves insertion.

>but it involves insertion.
For both women couples
The punchline is that Mako and Hana are listening intently to that part

I've never thought about it before, but seals look fucking delicious.

Welcome to GuP.

If he even does the Saunders cheerleaders, how about the Maginot and RW girls?

Happy Valentines Day!