Burgers, how do you feel now that this man is going to be your next President?

Burgers, how do you feel now that this man is going to be your next President?

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giga nigga who spends all his time in the gym doesn't have the brain cells to run a hot dog stand

Not a natural American citizen

he's not.
i am the next and final president of the united states.

;)

In politics, stupidity is not a handicap.

What rights do American Samoans actually have compared to State born Americans??

Allot of women are going to masturbate to him

Very few

they have the right to be put on a island with no running water or electricity and starved to death as the world watches after having been deported by the american government

i heard vin diesel made a joke about it when the story ran under the obama administration something to the effect of the rock was the last of his people and the rock got real fucking mad and they almost fought on the set of a fast and furious movie

If any former wrestler was going to be president Id prefer Jacobs
>articulate giant
>7' 290lbs
>libertarian
>benches 500lbs
>played college ball y'know, coulda gone pro if he hadn't injured his knee
>could break the democracts in two with his bare hands
He's the closest thing we'll ever get to a real-life Senator Armstrong

S-senator Armstrong?

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Much like Reagan. 4-8 year photo opportunity. Then again, being president seems the first item on a millionaires bucket list these days.

He's better than that manlet Macron

He's such a faggot. He went on Opie and Anthony early in his career and walked out because some guy affiliated with the show made a Samoan joke on his wrestling fan site.

Is it not still HER turn?
He can't steal HER TURN too, now can he ?

I hear his political opposition will be Hulk Hogan.

Kinda wouldn't mind a trend of non-career politicians as president.

Born in California. Or am I missing something?

Link?

IT DOESN'T MATTER WHAT YOU FEEL

If you smell what the potus is cooking

came to post this.

I'd be worried if he ever made a decent film

litty. gonna piss my pants

Dwayne "the nigger" Johnson

I guess you could say we're at "Rock" bottom

Don't forget illegal steroid use is a crime.

Remember to sage retards

Could you imagine if whitey chimped out like all these fuckin africans/middle easterners? It would be so glorious

CARLOS

he had a prescription, 100% legal

...

He might not be as bad as Obama...

NOT

GOING

TO

HAPPEN

they can vote and shit but I thought he identified as a nigg*r

>not kim k with kanye as first gentlemen

come on dems you can do it

fucking epic

He identifies as mixed but he was born in California so he's eligible regardless.

You could say the US has hit... Rock bottom !

Based Big Man Glenn.

Post yfw you found out he's a Republican, faggot. Get ready for the litty Presidency.

Honestly the only guy I wouldn't half mind Trump losing to. The only thing more hilarious than a businessman-slash-part time pro wrestler as president would be a *full* time pro wrestler as president.

Fuck off, Reagan was the best president we had pre-Trump. I'm suppose you're probably not a fully un-indoctrinated Gamergate Generation Millennial or Gen Xer. Talk to anyone who was an adult in the late 70s, and they would tell you about the inflation, gas rationing, Cold War, the country was going to shit under Ford and Carter.

As for the entire twentieth century, the only real conservatives we have were Reagan, Coolidge, and McKinley (if 1901 counts), all successful, beloved presidents.

I'd rather have this guy.

He's a rather handsome version of the "le 56%er" I must say.

I’m a right leaning I would be great with it. Same reason I’m ok with trump. I don’t want a politician making the final decisions based on years of ingrained ideas about party lines and hatred for the other side. I just want somebody intelligent and uninvolved who just makes what they think are the best decisions for the American people.
Or a real libertarian, but he’s 82 years old so it will never happen

wasn't his daughter a top degenerate

*am a right leaning libertarian
(and drunk)

It would be fucking glorious.

Holy shit maybe we should try to meme a pornstar into office

I would vote for Armstrong in a heartbeat

You're drunk at 7:30 in the morning?

he is not. did you see his twitter? he is a walking pr nightmare

WHOA WHOA WHOA THERE. Slow your roll, The ROCK is verified #litty and hilarious. OCEANS OF PISS

>4.0 economy
>has destroyed the MSM
>best job markets in decades
>has forced the political opposition to disown their strongest candidates against them
>about to pass a tax bill that will repeal the worst ACA regulations and save millions of Americans thousands

Yeah I'm sure his message of no political experience but look at the results of Trump will buy so many voters.

The Dem's will be forced to run a Bill Clinton 2.0, aka a modern Republican with 'moral values' in order to really challenge the changes Trump has made. The fact he only improved US lives as opposed to made them any more difficult is already evident, to not reelect someone that has only benefited you has never happened in US history.

And the idea that the Democrats would sink this low would sink the shit out of their party. I hope they do run him and he Gary Johnson's their relevance in the back burner, hell Trump should encourage the shit out of this.

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gonna be RAUNCHY and LITTY

id certainly be pissing myself laughing at a Rock presidency

quick rundown on the twitter thing??

this

Dems are really getting desperate to get ANYONE in there

The Rock is a Republican.

Top jej

>holywood flunky

He'd run dem.

The Rock is a Republican and said he won't run in 2020 but is considering 2024.

Since there will never be another Trump, I'd be fine with the Rock. He can win, he's masculine as hell, and is a non-politician. Repubs could do much worse.

So what are this mutt's political views?

Or is it just pure idiocracy at this point?

Not anymore.

>upset that I'm mutting out an american
>y-you're the real mutt, d-d-d-ddwayne is BASED
Average 95 IQ Poland shines again. Note if America was only white, the average IQ would be 100 roughly.

>I'd be fine with the Rock.
>He can win, he's masculine as hell, and is a non-politician.
Are you going to let him fuck your wife while you are at it?

So what is his racial makeup?

That's not Trump.

he defends his movies as a personal crusade. its pathetic and sad

Levels of mutt that shouldn't even be possible.

haha DRUMPFKINS will be PISSING themselves from sheer LAUGHTER when I show them short sumbitches how to run a RAUNCHY country like a #LITTY boss.
2020 I'll show you what's cooking

Is that you, Papa Trump?

He's a liberal sjw

>another celebrity
Never going to happen. Besides, he'd get destroyed in the debates.

He is actually a libertarian who has been endorsed by alex jones, not even trolling.

Reagan destroyed American demographics with his immigration plan, fuck off

They said all this about Arnold and he turned out to be a faggot politician.

Fine by me

but hes not. hes a womanizer and a transphobic numale

>endorsed by alex jones
>bat shit crazy loud mouth
That's not really an endorsement...

Shut the fuck up

>steve austin
>left-winger
Really? He was on conservative radio advertising his show, talking about hard work, dedication, and his beer not too long ago.

He's a product of (((Hollywood))) and can't be trusted, no matter how many bad-asses he plays in the movies.

Have you ever actually sat down and listened to him, or watched his films? Or are you just "le so trendy redditor believe whatever people say about controversial figures."

I'm guessing the latter.

Some people work 3rd shift fren. Also buzzed.

fun fact: working at night literally causes cancer

>he actually supports this raving lunatic
I'm guessing you're a fan of professional wrestling as well amirite?

quick rundown on this retard's political stance ?

What's funny is he's running for mayor of the county I live in lmao, small steps.

>Well Dwayne, I actually could smell what you were cooking last weekend, and it did not smell very good, I can tell you that. Terrible, like burning garbage mixed with sewer overflow.

very much so. prime pussy of clearwater fl

SeeeeEyeAyyyyy Stooge #673

Politics IS professional wrestling so this makes sense

Anyone LITTY around here after another raunchy comedy who made you piss in your pants?

>The moment you realize that the WWE hall of fame will be the only hall of fame in the world to have not only one but TWO hall of famer presidents