Brit/pol/ - Scooby Doo Edition

>Tory rebels set to block EU withdrawal bill
itv.com/news/2017-12-12/theresa-may-faces-first-defeat-on-eu-withdrawal-bill/
archive.is/7SI4Z

>Government caves into Caudrilla on oil reliance
thecanary.co/discovery/2017/12/12/theresa-mays-big-promises-climate-change-didnt-even-last-day/
archive.is/VWtCh

>EU citizens UK citizenship application will take minutes
politicshome.com/news/uk/home-affairs/immigration/news/91430/application-eu-migrants-stay-after-brexit-will-literally
archive.is/B7Uo6

>BBC infested with moaning remainers
order-order.com/2017/12/12/bbc-hypes-gloomy-brexit-report-by-eu-funded-think-tank/
archive.is/dHuha

>UK seeks new anti-fraud head
via.hypothes.is/https://uk.reuters.com/article/uk-britain-sfo/uk-seeks-new-anti-fraud-head-after-crime-agencies-overhaul-idUKKBN1E62LH
archive.is/AtNfH

>Cracker Anne Marie Morris reinstated into Tory party
dailymail.co.uk/news/article-5171997/MP-suspended-using-n-word-let-Tory-party.html
archive.is/5LDAv

>UK & Saudi bomb Yemeni civilians again
presstv.com/Detail/2017/12/12/545319/Yemen-Saudi-Arabia-Sanaa-Saada-UN-US
archive.is/ydNcg

>How Star Wars: The Last Jedi takes on Trump
gq-magazine.co.uk/article/the-last-jedi-review
archive.is/AjxYY

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youtube.com/watch?v=iBJCr7zHW_A
twitter.com/StarSports_Bet/status/942016028208521216
twitter.com/MutazElnour/status/941738868985999362
youtu.be/12ULojl8jdc
youtube.com/watch?v=oY4XfNR0_wg
twitter.com/NSFWRedditImage

BENTEKE MY SON
GOOOOOOOALLLLLLL

OI CUNT IZZAT A NORF FC SHIRT?

GOOOOOAAAAAAAALLLLLLLL

goalposters are shills

When I was a child I thought it would be cool to live for a time in Britain. Germany too.

Shame, really.

> goalposters are shills

...

>scooby doo
bit of cockney rhyming slang?

Roody poo?

Fug
>I've not fucked my bird in about 2 months

((((you know who))

rate my costume

How do we feel about nonce hunting?

youtube.com/watch?v=iBJCr7zHW_A

Fuck me surprised you weren't attacked.

Joe

>hulloo
>spies
>big Scooby doo
>Nick Griffin
>OK thankyou

I know what you're up to Czechnigger

someone, knowing Wallace, must have saved the recent plebeian podcasts. post them now or forever hold your peace

so hot it could put out water

What then?

Forced meme is obnoxious.

It's like your already married mate. Not done the missus for a month...

The complete state of wh*te cucks

This is the content I live for. Get any snarky comments, m8?

Fight me cunt

Think I'm gonna fuck that bird from the shoe shop who keeps giving me chocolates. And that coffee bird who's moved work round the corner from me. 3 fucking kids already though... easy fuck at least.

I recently travelled back to my parents' house for the Christmas holidays. I normally work in London. I have spent a week in my home city and I have seen literally less than ten Staceys and barely any attractive women. Probably less than 20. I'm not counting jailbait.

In London my nearest library was open for more hours than any library in this city.

Not living in London or Edinburgh is a meme, right? What is the point?

there will be

twitter.com/StarSports_Bet/status/942016028208521216

Intensely ironic since most darts fans probably vote red

Anyone else hate these two? (Anna Soubry and Owen Jones)
twitter.com/MutazElnour/status/941738868985999362

Shut the fuck up

>most darts fans probably vote red
Darts are a pub trash tier “sport” though... how does this work?

Probably everybody here

>Benteke
>Scoring this season

Pick one

...

Raise my child cuck

Shit, I forgot they were playing early

Darts fan then? Utter state of you...

...

This is how
>"working" class drunkards
>vote for bennies
ooOOOOh Jeremy Corrrbyn

I'll raise your throat 6ft into the air

Sure, when you're lying on the ground and I stand on your head

It's a good laff innit u virgin poof

So the love of gibs outweighs the hatred of pakis?

>manlet admits he needs to climb on something to be 6ft
FUCKING KEK STATE OF YOU

>tfw no friends to shower with

>he thinks throat height is where you measure height from
You absolute dipshit, as a 6'2" man by throat is below 6" from the ground

pretty much
london votes labour less than oop north (allthough the hindus and kikes in london vote tory)

Don't bully Eddie too much he might snap

And this is how England dies

>muh based Tories
They're no better on this issue you dumb cunt

>b-b-but muh t-throat
LMFAO UR DED
KEKEKEK
Manlet

Now playing: Ed Sheeran - State Of You

your going to give yourself alcahol poisning

I'm sober,

Just a cunt whether you're sober or drunk

Pretty much, depends how drunk

Even more worrying

Is it true that Eddie is a cunnybro?

Eddie implying he's ever going to get to kill someone
*gun jams*
Eddie having a principled opposition to abortion
*creates bastard*
Eddie being drunk at christmas
*tired cliche*

Love ya though

I said nothing to that effect m8.

brit/pol/ subhumans, how does this make you feel?

How does it feel knowing that BNP, EDL, UKIP, Britain First and National Action all flopped?

How does it feel knowing that you're all useless deadbeats who've contributed nothing to British politics?

How does it feel knowing that Britain will become less wh*Te by the minute?

How does it feel knowing that you're powerless against the based Tories and Labour?

YOU'LL HAVE TO GET USED TO SEEING A BLACK BULL AND A WH*TE GIRL.

YOU'LL HAVE TO GET USED TO SEEING MORE MOSQUES BUILT.

ALL THE CITIES WILL BE LIKE LONDON.

BUT KEEP POSTING YOUR GAY HITCHENS MEMES AND CIRCLEJERKING ON YOUR CONTAINMENT GENERAL.

Say something in Urdu lad.

You seem to have a fetish for black men, do you enjoy watching them pound your sister Ahmed?

>Urdu
Punjabi is where it's at.

Are you gay or something?

Based.

wh*Te subhuman btfo.

Why are Neo Nazis always absolute runts?

...

Dunno.
They always get BTFO however.

>Sup Forums leaves the basement

>Sup Forums
Wow it's almost like Sup Forums's a threat to real life or something...

>gun jams
Ffs

wh*Teoids are the most BTFO race ever.

Getting BTFO in South Africa, America, Canada, Australlia and New Zealand (where wh*Te people SHOULDN'T be in the first place), and even Europe!

>virtue-signalling and reeee'ing already
Fucking bless you for doing this, I'm laughing already.

The end of the wh*Te race will come not by gun nor sword, but by the willing impregnation of wh*Te wombs by superior black cock

Up the ra

Down with the monarchy

KARA BOGA

Some manlet mudslime just tried to sell me drugs. Then he tried to nab my lunch and squared up to me. What a cunt. For no reason.
I'm more angry now but at the time I was just laughing in his face. How can you be so stupid to pick a fight with someone your trying to sell illegal substances to? In what world is that an effective sales strategy?
Fortunately his lighter skinned friend dragged him away.
Are there any weapons we can carry legally?

They have to gang up on whites to even stand a chance.
Not exactly fair if you bring a flamethrower to a fist fight?
If anything the nigs are replacing themselves
t.Pakoid who was owned by them for 300 years
Staged as fuck

Sounds based

>my cracKKKer ass is on fire

> muh fair fight
State of you. Bare handed combat is for monkeys and savages. The nigger is ironically being more civilized

>cracKKKer
You seriously think that offends me?

The least he could have done was apologise.

This chap just wanted a nice day out with his wife
youtu.be/12ULojl8jdc

Shut up you geek.

Choke on a chicken wing, nigger.

Say that to my face and not online and we'll see what happens.

>the "master race"

>when you are so inbred you think you're a nigger

>when you are so useless you LARP as a nazi online

LMAO'ing at your sad life

the Internet = the new real life

Context?

Laughing so hard at this

wh*Te subhuman getting btfo, the usual

Thefuck, story?

wh*Teoids getting BTFO, same as always.

Spawns of YAKUB get the ROPE.

Eddie loves black cock

State of 4chins Sup Forums baka
At least cripple/pol/ has mods that deal with niggerspam and such and the tripfags there, whilst insufferable, are slightly less insufferable than the pathetic, attention starved tripfagging mongs who frequent this general.

Shills spamming their shit. Should be banned on the spot tbqh.

youtube.com/watch?v=oY4XfNR0_wg

> muh safe space