Oi, get up, user. You're taking me on a date. Now

>Oi, get up, user. You're taking me on a date. Now.

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But I haven't slept for 17 hours.

I'm not sure I'd feel safe anywhere that's still open at this hour.

I'd rather take satsuki on a date

I'd take the social interaction, she'd probably be fun to hang out with

But I have to get at least 1 hour of sleep before my 8 AM class!

Happily.

where would you take ryuuko on a first date

My room.
She has to become a proper girl before I take her on real dates.

Batting cages.

She can show me how to swing by standing behind me and leaning in

So you're gonna pick out a dress for her I assume?

Cinema or park I'd say

meat packing facility or a bookstore

Quality thread.

She's not the kind of girl that would appreciate a movie imo

Maybe if it was an action movie or something like that.

Some MMA match

punk rock show

>meat packing facility

Yeah I think something with stuff thats like "Oh sweet look at that" was what I was thinking of, so an action film would fit that

Would take her to play snooker, tell her the rules and kino+escalate all I want. Then we go back to my place.

I have an irrational dislike of characters who say "oi".

I prefer the idea of Ryuko being uncharacteristically submissive when it comes to romance. Please change your thread to match with my perceptions.

Your perceptions are shit.

I'd take her to Monday Night Raw.

Oi, pleb.

Uh, but I'm already dating Satsuki.

That's what I would do

Lets go skateboarding and smoke some cigarettes like the cool kids!

ok but you're picking up the bill

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So? Date them both.

>Having a 3way with Ryuko and Satsuki

Holy shit. Can you imagine how sexually competitive they'd be?

>not having a 4 way with satsuki, ryuko and ragyo

how is it thinking small time user?

>ever wanting Discomilf near your cock

I prefer to not die from Life Fiber VDs.

I'd take her to Pound Town.

>Pound Town

Is that, like, anywhere near Flavor Town?

Yeah, just a couple of miles away

Take her back to my place so we can blaze and cuddle. She's totally got a bad side.

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bed

With that screwy face? Fuck off

A monster truck rally.

Fuck yeah, Grave Digger

>Liking grave nigger
>not based big foot

>Oi,

Fuck OFF

How dare you imply Ryuko-chan would speak like some degenerate fuck

user I hate to break this to you but shes that kind of girl.

Drive her in my Chevy up the hill at night to watch the romantic starry sky, then fuck her right there and impregnate her, just like my dad

>Taking your dad's sloppy seconds

>Ragyo
>Caring what you prefer

Why is she so fucking CUTE HOLY SHIT

Her character is literally introduced as a degenerate fuck. Did you even watch the anime?

B-but I have a debilitating chronic disease ;_;

You impregnated your dad?

Bring her to my place and give her a bowl of eggs to eat while we watch Netflix.

>impregnating your dad

Spotted the Satsukifuck

No, I impregnated Ryuko, just like my dad impregnated me mom, you illiterate cretin

>Tsundere Ryuko
that's actually cute

To my black friend's house so he can treat her like a real lady. :3

Definitely a Satsukifag

>Oi
>not knowing what it translates to

stupid fucking children, you're the reason everything has gone to shit; entertainment in general has been dumbed down to cater to you braindead lowlifes

>thinks he is a 1337 japanese nerd xP because he knows what おい means

Everyone knows what おい means.

Nah. I'm a Mako and Ryuuko fag :3

Even worse NTRfag then

>supporting your waifu while she has the best time of her life and encouraging her to live life to its fullest

Literally how can you think that's a bad thing.

Now?

To eat ice cream

Reminder that you are literally Tumblr tier if you think they are lesbians

not only is KLK's main message that Lesbianism = Evil (see: Ragyo)

but also the "deito" she said she wanted to go on in the end does not mean "romantic date"

"deito" in Japanese is when a group of girls go out together and do shopping, shopping, shopping, and then they eat chocolate cake (the two favorite things of Japanese girl)

the Japanese fans are literally laughing at you for thinking it's romantic and this is why Mako + Ryuko is a literally nonexistant pairing on pixiv, especially when compared to the most popular:

Ryuko + Uzu (nothing can even compete)
Ryuko + Aikuro (also far more popular on pixiv)

and also Mako + Gamagore

Is this some copypasta I haven't seen? I never said they were.

I want to see that cute short thick Mako get destroyed by him

OH GOD WHO ARE YOU

Congrats, you win the most unrealistic response

H-hai ojou-san

I thought you were gay.

you're just 4 years late for the electric shamisen

I instantly remembered the topless version and had to fap

l-linku?

Here is the safe one
chan.sankakucomplex.com/post/show/4581903
I'm sure you can find the other one from there

>no puffy big nipples like in that one doujin

Disappointing.

>I'd rather take satsuki on a date
I'd rather take Satsuku up the ass

Ryuko high would be anxious as fuck and you'd have to snuggle her tight to keep her from breaking down and crying

Ryuko loves Senketsu more than anything in the world though.

Sure thing, Ryuuko-chan! You've seen John Wick 1 right?

I dunno why, but Mako always struck me as someone who could take it, despite her small size

Are you all fucking stupid? We all know that ryuuko like to go to arcade

>arcade

I think you mean beach

Hiking

Id take Ryuko to a local ghetto for her to get gang banged by numerous black cocks.

When not fighting for her life, she's squatting, wearing tracksuits, and being aggressive to people around her.

I think I'd buy some sunflower seeds, 2 liter beer bottles, and go squat in a park, near the Soviet era kiddy slides.

Ryuuko's one of those characters that I didn't find hot initially, but later did and couldn't really explain why

But I like Satsuki

>im insecure and have a massive superiority complex
good to know

>w-what's wrong with supporting your waifu and letting her fuck other dudes????
therapy is that way

>not wanting your waifu to be happy

Would you mind telling me why you don't truly love your waifu? If fucking strangers makes her happy then let her, you fucking loser.

>unironically watching RAM

"Go suck your mother's cock, Matoi."

God, I just want to... violate her... so hard

>him
who, Guts?

I must be loyal to my waifu, but I can take you to somewhere, so you can have some fun.
Probably to the amusement park.

>if her not actually respecting me and taking advantage of my kindness is what makes her happy then what's the issue???? y-you loser!!!

literally the male version of battered wife syndrome