ME???

ME???

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Sorry, who were you again?

Literally.

This movie was a solid 10/10 until she cut her hair. That dropped it to a 3-4/10
Shinkai still has a long way to go before he can defeat Miyazaki.

Unless you're familiar with Shinkai, I think the last bit would confuse a lot of people.

Normal humans who aren't Swedish or Japanese wouldn't find it such a monumental task to say hello to a complete stranger. Much less one who seems so familiar they move you to tears.

>she's not holding a cellphone

didn't find a way/10

Who?

>tfw no mitsuha gf

>when meme got out of control

>best anime for the past few years
>meme
Trying to be hipster?

>he doesn't know

she looked great with both long and short hair

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youtube.com/watch?v=gqFZ7frVsio
English Sparkle is pretty good.

Tb.h mitsuha is a top-tier semen demon. with top-tier boobs. Seriously, bless Shinkai and his delicious boob art

>Mitsuha staring down at her chest
>POV shot

Never thought they would have the balls to actually animate that. Shinkai is an absolute madman

Was the imouto jealous of her?

Now that 720p is out i might consider watching it.

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what

It's not proper 720p, it looks like a DVD upscale.
If you're only into Shinkai stuff for the visuals you should wait a little longer

> taki crying while groping her boobs
> continues to cry and grope as he addresses the imouto

Haven't laughed like that in ages

Never watched a shinkai thing and the movie dosn't interest me in the slightest though i feel like i more obliged to watch it, i have heard it looks pretty though.

Oh then you should be fine.
It's not the best, but it's definitely watchable.

Obviously. Jealous and disgusted

although judging by the ending, she filled out nicely in high school

boys will be boys

> that scene where they walk past just like in 5 cm per second

Holy shit I was so relieved that shinkai was aware enough to subvert it later

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>she's alive
>she's safe
>HER TITS ARE SAFE
>I HAVEN'T GROPED THEM IN FOREVER
>YEEEEEEEES

Still moves me to tears

XXX on the background

If he had toned the sexuality down, the Academy might have given it a chance

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my men, dr paveleer, button lee, juan o'vous

fuck the academy, I like my anime to have an identifiable libido but not be inhumanly creepy. Your Name was one of the few that has accomplished this.

Is this the rumored keit-ai movie adaptation?

Who cares about some senile kikes?

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Is this before or after they fug?

It's already so pure that everyone in Japan called Shinkai a virgin after it released.

>top tier semen demon

This is correct.

But don't forget Shinkai's OTHER small-town short-haired athletic girl

Sauce?

Kanae crying herself to sleep because she's too afraid to confess still breaks my heart

The manga ending is good, though

He's only half right, he has the nickname Eternal Virgin after someone laughed at him on twitter for not having a girlfriend through highschool and he got buttmad, but this was before Kimi no Na came out.

Man, that makes me feel sorry for that guy. Atleast he doesn't project his insecurities onto his fans like Anno

>tfw no gf
>tfw avoid friends so that I don't get teased

Let's just hope Shinkai doesn't go full NEET and makes his next film about a hikikomori contemplating sudoku for 3 hours

Can we get a kickstarter to get him laid?

He literally has trillions of yen, he's already laid at this point.

why is this so funny yet so hurtful, fuck this

You are ugly.

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Already a thing.

webtoons.com/en/challenge/keit-ai/list?title_no=36825
fictionpress.com/s/3206139/1/Keit-AI-Tomoyuki-x-Seiko-Keit愛-奉文-x-聖子

So is he a literal Nice Guy(tm)?

He has a thing for unrequited love, doesn't he?

Art looks fucking decent. Scans when?

>tfw normie friends just sort of don't mention sex or relationships around me

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Keit-ai already has a TV Tropes page, so stop posting it.

tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/WebOriginal/KeitAi

FINDS A WAY

She has no ass and the body of a little boy.

iktfb, sometimes I want to join their conversation too ;-;

Take your blogshit elsewhere.

I have no idea who you are

Pump and dunp

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>Boy meet girl, but due to special circumstance can't have a relationship with her.
>Time passes, leaving him with a feeling of loneliness and emptiness.
>Reminiscing with shots of skies full of stars and improbable cosmic tidbits.
>Long train scenes, either him meeting his paramour or missing her entirely.

OKAY FAGGOTS, LET'S DO THIS. WHICH MAKOTO SHINKAI?

>WHICH MAKOTO SHINKAI?
Fucking any of them.

You?

kiss my ass right here

>tfw you will never swap bodies with a cute girl and fall in love with her in your body

I knew they were going to do a good job, but I'm still impressed.

>Normal humans who aren't Swedish or Japanese wouldn't find it such a monumental task to say hello to a complete stranger

Hey, you. It's not THAT bad over here in the north. Pretty sure most people perfectly understood the last part.

Huh? They're not complete strangers, that's the point. They're both terrified that this is the person they've been searching for, even though they don't even know they were looking for someone.

They see each other and their heart jumps into their throat. They don't know why, they just feel a yearning. It's got to feel like being a skittish teenager talking to an unapproachable crush.

Although this is bait, I must say that this movie has convinced me for good that long hair is superior to short hair.
Long hair has the versatility of looking good when down but can also be drawn up into a variety of interesting shorter styles. Short hair is much more limited in the ways it can be shaped, and in my opinion it usually does not look as good by default.
Mitsuha is still cute regardless of hair length, however.

I thought it was a real anime until just now.