Brit/pol/ - EDL Edition

>Tory rebels set to block EU withdrawal bill
itv.com/news/2017-12-12/theresa-may-faces-first-defeat-on-eu-withdrawal-bill/
archive.is/7SI4Z

>Government caves into Caudrilla on oil reliance
thecanary.co/discovery/2017/12/12/theresa-mays-big-promises-climate-change-didnt-even-last-day/
archive.is/VWtCh

>EU citizens UK citizenship application will take minutes
politicshome.com/news/uk/home-affairs/immigration/news/91430/application-eu-migrants-stay-after-brexit-will-literally
archive.is/B7Uo6

>BBC infested with moaning remainers
order-order.com/2017/12/12/bbc-hypes-gloomy-brexit-report-by-eu-funded-think-tank/
archive.is/dHuha

>UK seeks new anti-fraud head
via.hypothes.is/https://uk.reuters.com/article/uk-britain-sfo/uk-seeks-new-anti-fraud-head-after-crime-agencies-overhaul-idUKKBN1E62LH
archive.is/AtNfH

>Cracker Anne Marie Morris reinstated into Tory party
dailymail.co.uk/news/article-5171997/MP-suspended-using-n-word-let-Tory-party.html
archive.is/5LDAv

>UK & Saudi bomb Yemeni civilians again
presstv.com/Detail/2017/12/12/545319/Yemen-Saudi-Arabia-Sanaa-Saada-UN-US
archive.is/ydNcg

>How Star Wars: The Last Jedi takes on Trump
gq-magazine.co.uk/article/the-last-jedi-review
archive.is/AjxYY

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OH SHIT IT’S XIBEMBE ON THE BALL GET IN SON

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Become Catholic.

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Eddie, charge your phone.

*Evicts your family*
nothing personnel Mick

t. thinks he's found a way out of the abyss

No lad. Give it another month and you'll be right back.

I've always wondered where these EDL types hang out, never mixed with them in highschool, which was incredibly "diverse", and even in my first two years of Uni you hardly saw any.

Prison mostly

Will we ever see his nudes?

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I went to a few marches, nice enough people.

Bahahahaha Britbongs cucked once again.

Lads

Turn that blackpill into a breadpill friend.

Funny.

I'd never go to a march because you know how it is when you get photographed, your career gets put on the roulette table and the only thing preventing you from getting fired is whether or not HopeNotHate have the effort to track you down.
A few times now I've been at the pub with mates shittalking on politics and people have overheard and joined our table i agreement. To give you some context one of the guys is a black lad, switched on af.

BTFO CUNT

>To give you some context one of the guys is a black lad, switched on af.

Fucking based.

Baste wog, would let him fuck my white sister tbqh. (with a condom of course)

Do any of you remember Brit/his/?

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nope

brainlet ball memes have gone to far
kikebook.com/groups/CPFCForever/permalink/871952319632979/

Kek

Every time I've been on /his/ it's just been lefty/pol/ and Dan Carlin threads

>with a condom

fucking bigot.

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This was ages ago, back when YKTD still posted. He would make them and then link it to Brit/pol/
archived.moe/his/thread/1924071/

My white sister espouses traditional values and therefore always makes her black boyfriends wear condoms. That or pull out and cum on her face.

I'll grant the Second, but surely Franco-British desire to suppress German growth is more responsible for the First?

the absolute STATE of football fans.

consider suicide

>wheeeeeey back of the net Sako lad
youtube.com/watch?v=k_OKd0Uo3yw

Shat on racism.

GO ON MUHAMMED PASS TO D'GONKO THE PYGMY CRUSHER

GET IN LAD.

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Keep the meme's coming Lol! really funny stuff..

>t. footie fan

Could it be any more obvious the goalposters are the lads who were shit at sports in school?
I think not.

>back of the net mubeke my lad

BTFO CUNT
This
Footie lads are Chads

Absolutely livid

UP THE CENTRE HERE COMES MIMBWASA! STRAIGHT DOWN THE GARDEN PATH, THROUGH THE FRONT DOOR! DODGES ME DAD WITH A STUNNING SWING FROM HIS BASEBALL BAT, UP THE STAIRS! HE PUSHES ME MUM DOWN EM SHE HITS THE BOTTOM WITH A THUD! WHAT A CHEEKY LITTLE SHOVE FACKIN LOVELY!
OHHH OHHHH
STRAIGHT INTO ME SISTERS CUNT!

GOOOOOOOOOOOOOAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAALLLLLLLLLLLLLL,

>britpoler
>pole
you've got to go back

who's going to win strictly lads?

>drinks to the point of vomiting
>gets in a fight with another white person
>pays rape gang £6 for a kebab that may contain a victim's flesh
>bumps into danny the danster and deano the legend on the way home
>returns to small barratt house, £800/mo.
>whatsapps hattie to ask where she is
>"out with the girls"
>she's at the club with abedayo and mdongo, legendary among slags for their penis size
GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOAAAAAAAAAAAL

Mubeke.

Lad with the beer is the laddest lad to ever lad. I always think about this picture when I hear about the EDL

Back the fuck off mate, I have a GCSE in PE Theory

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Fuck off Yank.

>magners
>beer

I have a distinction in PE and I sucked at it

> when the country responsible for the commierevolution of 1917 is in the process of self-destruction


Feels good, man

youtube.com/watch?v=TGR54pOHfuU

what the fuck is up with all the goal meme shitters?
I can't think of anything more reddit than having an irrational hatred for sportsball

Fine, deal with the EU on your own, you wouldn't want them to stem the flow of Paki rapists would you?

If it weren’t for the commies you’d be living in a mud hut, Ivan. Also Lenin was a German spy, not British

What happened to Have I Got News For You in the last 5 years? It used to be genuinely funny but now Paul spends ever episode looking miserable and then saying something vageuly zany every few minutes, and Ian just sounds like he's used up all his quality satire on that weeks episode of Private Eye. The guests are more regularly Mock The Week panellists than politicians and the politically correct necessity to have a female on every panel show means the tightly knit circlejerk of Jo Brand/Roisin Conaty/Sue Perkins/Susan Calman/Sarah Millicam seem to just be making token appearances on a rotation for the rest of time.

>Fine, deal with the EU on your own,
>Implying you would ever support us anyway

>>magners?

youtu.be/mXKc11r19uk

youtube.com/watch?v=MusyO7J2inM

'Watch the football, ITS GONNA MOVE!'

Brits let Trotsky go to Russia with the help of American banker (((Jacob Schiff)))

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>CUM ON INGURLAND! CUM ON INGURLAND!
>WOOOORLLLD CUPPP WOOOORRRRLLLLD CU-
>*OUSMANE TANOR SCORES!*
>IT'S THREE NIL AGAINST INGURLAND, NO WAY SENEGAL CAN THROW THIS GAME! THEY'RE GOING STRAIGHT TO THE FINALS OF THE WORLD CUP!
>"FOOOKIN HELL LADS STATE OF OUR TEAAM"
>"WHADOOYA MEAN WE CAN'T FIELD NBUMBU MKWELE IN THE WORLD CUP HE'S NORF F.C'S TOP STRIKER FOOKIN WOGS"
>WHADAFUK U SAY LAD? NBUMBU IS A FOOKIN TOP LAD WHO CARES IF HE PLAYS FOR KENYA, MY FOOKIN SISTER IS MARRIED TO A BLACK MAN YOU ARE A FOOKIN PRICK LAD I'LL FUCKIN WASTE YA!"
>YEAH MATE TOTALLY OUT OF FUCKIN ORDER YOU CUUUUNNNNTTT WITHOUT CHEIK TIDIANE THERE'S NO WAY GREENSHIRE F.C WOULD GET TO DA PREMIER I;LL FUCKIN SMASH YA!"
>YOU WOT U CUUNNT?
>*English fans begin to tear out chairs and start hurling them at one another, pubs across the country spontaneous erupt into huge fights, pints are smashed over peoples heads, £300 shirts with "MABWE" written across the back are torn, thousands of £150 pound footballs are popped.
>GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAALLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL

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>"Fuck there's nothing to be done" said the Trump voters.
That's been his routine for the best part of 2 decades, lad
>The guests are more regularly Mock The Week panellists than politicians
Not long ago they were try-hard journalists, so it's not much of a step down

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Jo Brand/Roisin Conaty/Sue Perkins/Susan Calman/Sarah Millicam

I personally would, but after Rotherham and Rochdale it's disheartening to see your leaders' heads intact and your Muslim neighborhoods free from pogroms. Why help you when you won't help yourself? Get May out and Rees-Mogg in, hard Brexit is the only way

DELETE THIS AHMED

>Roisin Conaty
wud smash

>laugh at this
>suddenly realise there's literally millions of people who religiously follow this tripe every week
>feeling of hopelessness washes over me

*wears t-shirt in the pool*

>24 INCH PENIS FOR ME SISTURR AND MISSUS ABSOLUTE LEDGE HE IS

Ironic that the EDL even exists considering how cucked football is.

*is a wog*

>Get May out and Rees-Mogg in
He needs to pull his finger out first, the bloke is doing nothing to help his chances. I doubt he even wants to be PM.

>Why help you when you won't help yourself?
The United States would never help us, as they have not helped us in any dire situation we have found ourselves in.
>Get May out and Rees-Mogg in
Opinion disregarded.

Mutts can't take bants.

let's put some faces in this thread

take a selfie and post it if you dare!

here's me.

shitposting with this one

Who else is watching Strictly with the missus? Go Gemma, beat Alexandra.

where's eddie?

Me.

she's hot by every metric but still manages to be ugly as fuck some how

What happened to WN?

>wud smash
you should be ashamed of yourself

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Wow, real life is even worse than the GOAL memes.
Actually chanting about BBC. Pathetic.

I've been staring at this image trying to figure out what it is. I think it's because she has a manly frame.

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> shoulders wider than hips
> muscles
> some basic bitch tattoo (POWER - something - SOUL in chink) on the cunt

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It’s called Stockholm syndrome from being totally and utterly defeated.

>same fucking links

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