Sing me a song from America user-san

Sing me a song from America user-san.

I SHIT BLOOD FROM MY DICKHOLE!!!

SOMEBODY

ONCE

TOLD

ME

END OF PASSION PLAY
CRUMBLING AWAY
I'M YOUR SOURCE OF SELF DESTRUCTION

I SHOVE STAPLERS UP MY ASS!!! YEAH YEAH YEAH!!!!!
I THROW PINEAPPLES AT MY NEIGHBORS DOG YEAH YEAH YEAH!!!!
I ONCE FUCKED MY BLOCKBUSTER COWORKER UP HIS ASS YEAH YEAH YEAH!

NOW, IF I FUCK THIS MODEL
AND SHE JUST BLEACHED HER T-SHIRT
AND I GET BLEACH ON MY ASSHOLE
I'MMA FEEL LIKE A T-SHIRT

Herro darkness my ord friend

I'm Totally Gay for America
I'm Totally Gay for the US of A
From the east to the west
To the North to South

I'd gladly bend down and take Florida in my mouth.
I'd tongue kiss Mount Rushmore
And drop my pants to my waist
Then take the Washington Monument all the way to it's base

There ain't a lot of things that make me feel this way
But this country of mine
Makes me totally gay

Have a good yam key And a crusty eye See him
on the pot Now you're funtastic
Have a good yam key And a crusty eye See him
on the pot And you're funtastic
Funtastic abyss Wahdee, Wahdee What's mint chew?
Funtastic abyss Wahdee, Wahdee You stink
Funtastic abyss Wahdee, Wahdee Lost pink shoes
Funtastic abyss Wahdee, Wahdee You stink

Hi! Chuck E. Cheese recoils down the tree Poke out all his eyes
To Crunchitize to the Funk House street Boo
Sound as a nickel in a funky sound
Gonna con Sam Sally Who the yacket jars sing
I'm -- funny -- Thank you (Damn you!)
Myer gotta more money Compliment you
I -- uh, hug -- Andrew! More soup!
It's just scared of Walken in a poncho
Red kite Sun shake I chew
My money got you climbing on the web Die Q!
Mazel tov, no rake, yow!! Try get to honk ya
rrrrRAh! yadda yadda yadda yatta YO --

Ride a shoe I've got a cow full of mean
high zest You want get inside, Corno-B
Big. They're calling me Fine Kim, my shin
I better not show Dynamite Pig
ONE!!! She cuts Kotter TWO!!! You see my tail
walking out A MILLION!!! How can I be
Doctor Mankind? Ray Pinash
Shake it down Huh!!!

Takin' off This ain't no day I'll make you guys pay
I'm going side hay Gnome cafe play-dough
Ear That's one knee for Lando
Gee, Connie needs her eyes for ham cake clothes

OPEN ZA FENCE-AH CAN'T UNDERSTAND-AH
FREE KENNY DUDE FUNTASTIC FUNK
OPEN ZA FENCE-AH CAN'T UNDERSTAND-AH
FWEEKINI DOO HALLELUJA

blahdddddddddddddddddddee Ja-ja-ja-jam Oh the sunny car
Anthony in a vase Somewhere God
Choweek a'ight sook I know
Funkastic be S-Y-what?
Through my head I gotta know MC
He dotty penny rolls MIC (aye, yeahhh)
Me dare if they funky
But Joncho hockey day Yay
Hanat-ay Dooie sanat-ay
Can I cut-ay Wallet tape
Joy jeeer, took a net And toss it out there
Beedy eyes fly bye bye bye bye bye bye (hi hi hi hi)

Missile cuts no cold
Little cocktail like a toe
I see money now mom's a comb
Luxu-rah-ry, I'll risk Bob anyday Ho!
Let's go She must give me the wondo gumondo
Bronco Guess you need each to ponko
Joe row moon sadooshtasoo
Thought I got the oboe but I missed Say "Ah tay!!"
Hoochie Koochie Rah rah rahhh
Funkasticoonamada
whaackathung In a srahboorah
Get cold in a jet, touch a frog

Ohh!! Watermelon ticker Count all the butt
on boat Come here and hear a goodoo It's and I gotta do!
Hot tickets dance So we're ready now we're kids
In the walk Paw my room, I may knee ow

Knock knock (Who is it??) Osama The pot!
To my ear I gaurantee Za Mister Funkastic
Z-U Totaly male sheep too!
Zucchini show Mentally calf Can I see poo

Oh dear on I on yet I say horsey yeah! (Like money)
Sorry to rap, but oh please?
It's! (It's) Why! (Why) The! (The) Show! (Show)
Shouldn't say Pin a monster to feet

Jim Moonie mini barbecue, die die
It's another you Yo! No! Pot! No! Right! HEY!!
It's! (It's) Why! (Why) The! (The) Show! (Show)
Can we pawn, ka stinky, oh right

OPEN ZA FENCE-AH CAN'T UNDERSTAND-AH
FREEKEE NEEKEE FUNTASTIC FUNK
OPEN ZA FENCE-AH CAN'T UNDERSTAND-AH
FREAK IN A SUIT HA LA LOO YA!

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(Let the bodies hit the floor
Let the bodies hit the floor
Let the bodies hit the floor
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FLOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOORRRR!

It's a piece of cake to bake a pretty cake
If the way is hazy
You gotta do the cooking by the book
You know you can't be lazy
Never use a messy recipe
The cake will end up crazy
If you do the cooking by the book
Then you'll have a cake.

my eyes have seen the glory of the trampling at the zoo

I HURT MYSELF TODAY

ONE
NOTHING WRONG WITH ME

WHEN I WAS

Women are stupid and I don't respect them
That's right, I just have sex with them
Show me your genitals, your genitals
Show me your genitals, genitalia
Show me your genitals, your genitals
Show me your genitals, genitalia

You're talking to me about stuff
Why? I'd rather see your titties
Now you're talking about other stuff
Why? I'd much rather see your titties

I can't have sex with your personality
And I can't put my penis in your college degree
And I can't shove my fist in your childhood dreams
So why you're sharing all this information with me?

It's not sexist, 'cause I'm saying it in a song
That's right bitch, now take off your thong

And show me your genitals, your genitals
Show me your genitals, genitalia
Show me your genitals, your genitals
Show me your genitals, genitalia

Knock, knock, who's there? It's me
Wondering why you're not naked
Knock, knock, who's there? Me again
Still wondering why you're not naked

I wanna see your bum, I don't care what you say
No, I don't have feelings, 'cause feelings are gay
Something, something in the month of May
Bitches love my penis, 'cause it's really big

Girl's brains are much stupider than men's are
So they should always listen to us, 'cause we're smart
Women are only good for three things:
Cooking, cleaning and vaginas

Show me your genitals, your genitals
Show me your genitals, genitalia
Show me your genitals, your genitals
Show me your genitals, your genitalia

I can give good sex to you,
'Cause I'm really good at sex
I can give good sex to you
'Cause I'm really good at sex

Oh yeah! That's right, shake your... bums!
I'm out of here, I gotta go have sex with a lot of girls

When you were young you were the king of carrot flowers

It was Coney Island, they called Coney Island the playground of the world.

There was no place like it, in the whole world, like Coney Island when I was a youngster.

No place in the world like it, and it was so fabulous. Now it's shrunk down to almost nothing...you see.

And, uh, I still remember in my mind how things used to be, and...uh, you know, I feel very bad.

But people from all over the world came here...from all over the world...it was the playground they called it the playground of the world...over here.

Anyways, you see, I...uh...you know...I even got, when I was very small, I even got lost at Coney Island, but they found me...on the...on the beach.

And we used to sleep on the beach here, sleep overnight..they don't do that anymore. Things changed...you see.

They don't sleep anymore on the beach.

Don't worry user, I've got your back.

Super highways, coast to coast,
easy to get anywhere
On the transcontinental overload,
just slide behind the wheel
How does it feel

When there's no destination - that's too far
And somewhere on the way,
you might find out who you are

Living in America - eye to eye, station to station
Living in America - hand to hand, across the nation
Living in America - got to have a celebration

Rock my soul

Smokestack, fatback,
many miles of railroad track
All night radio, keep on runnin'
through your rock 'n' roll soul
All night diners keep you awake,
hey, on black coffee and a hard roll

You might have to walk the fine line,
you might take the hard line
But everybody's working overtime

Living in America - eye to eye, station to station
Living in America - hand to hand, across the nation
Living in America - got to have a celebration

I live in America, help me out,
but I live in America,
wait a minute

You might not be looking for the promised land,
but you might find it anyway
Under one of those old familiar names
Like New Orleans (New Orleans),
Detroit City (Detroit City), Dallas (Dallas)
Pittsburg P.A. (Pittsburg P.A.),
New York City (New York City)
Kansas City (Kansas City),
Atlanta (Atlanta), Chicago and L.A.

Living in America - hit me
Living in America - yeah,
I walk in and out
Living in America

I live in America - state lines,
gonna make the prime, that
I live in America - hey,
I know what it means, I

Living in America - Eddie Murphy, eat your heart out
Living in America - hit me, I said now, eye to eye,
station to station
Living in America - so nice, with your bare self
Living in America - I feel good!