BRAZIL SUPREMACY THREAD

>big bunda
>abolished fascist work legislation
>can be the safest country in the world if you watch yourself
>fastest growing libertarian population
>fastest growing 1488 population
>will elect 'literally Hitler' candidate in 2018
>sent all communists to jail, even former presidents
>sent all business crooks to jail, gives no fucks
>world leading exporter of gore
>exquisite culinary
>south will soon form Uncucked Germany
>target of failed meme designed to 'poo in loo' us and instead became part of our national identity (Sopa de Macaco)

U M A Delícia!
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>inb4 absurd murder rates
>inb4 random retard who went head in in specific murder districts which ANYONE will advise against going, such as beaches, traffic jams, public markets, empty streets, dark roads, public parks, tourist sights, crowded city centers, alleys, favelas, suburbs, public houses, tunnels, train stations and bus stops.

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Like you.

>south will soon form Uncucked Germany

Can't we just send the cucks to you?

All Brazilians are niggers.

Gibs bunda shemale 10/10 wife plz.

Make sure your 'literal hitler' is not a shill or controlled opposition

>>big bunda

I'll give you that one, but only that one.

The whole country smells like sweaty ass crack.

kek

Kys and GTFO of Santa Catarina

>implying that is a bad thing

America smells like:
>anti-rape airsprays
>unfunded rape allegations
>estrogen pills
>soy barbecue
>tyrone's semen

It's disgusting and unnatural. Brazil has good natural smell. Brazil smells like fruit, if you hate fruit's smell, you are an idiot. Brazil is also not violent at all like cherrypicked footage shows. All violence goes in specific murder districts. Nothing will happen if you stay away from beaches, traffic jams, public markets, empty streets, dark roads, public parks, tourist sights, crowded city centers, public pools, triangles of death (PVP zones between favellas), alleys, favelas, suburbs, public houses, tunnels, train stations and bus stops

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I'll keep beating the same key until Sup Forums stfu about Sopa de Macaco and accepts that Brazil is the future

>>can be the safest country in the world if you watch yourself

They all look like trannies with 30cm dicks

>Brazil is the future

That's even better!

Fuck you dirty spic, the only thing that's even remotely good from your shit countries are your thick women. Good for a rough hate-fucking but nothing more.

>half the population is niggers

Brazil was a mistake.

>will elect 'literally Hitler' candidate in 2018
everyone with an opinion is 'literally Hitler' in this age, it doesn't make you superior or even special.

>BRAZIL SUPREMACY

you're Into oxymorons I see

Dont worry, you will get there mister 56%

I wish it was really like that.

Brazilians are nigger mutts.

Who will win?

They have country at least

This
Op doesn't know how security works.

I am so glad you are between fucking Atlantic and Pacific and you can't swim to Europe!!!!

Go BR-ASS-IL !!!

i like the bunda my friend but seriously the vast majority of brazilians ive met are retards

Brazil hasn't been good since 1994

Bolsonaro is legit. I was in Brazil last week and lots of people like him. Brazil needs him. Their politicians are fucked

Haha!
Brazil also invented the airplane.

Dr. Rey.

user, is this the girl in your pic?

She's hot I want Brazil in my life

We have this thread every day.

>>anti-rape airsprays
Does that smell like chloroform?

>fastest growing libertarian population
>will elect 'literally Hitler' candidate in 2018
Fellas, are we about to witness the rise of Ãogustô Pinôchet?

Que foi cara... I wish I never left.

All hail the land of miss bumbum QTs, BOPE, bjj, and based Bolsonaro.

Eu quero volta para Brasil tudo dia!

Fuck Brazil

>can be the safest country in the world if you watch yourself
>>world leading exporter of gore
>>exquisite culinary
>target of failed meme designed to 'poo in loo' us and instead became part of our national identity (Sopa de Macaco)

I unironically accept Brazilian Supremacy. I have decided my future lies there. One of the the few self-sufficient countries on the planet, and with all conquering emperor Vladimir Putin behind us, there is nothing BRICS cannot conquer. We will vanquish the Jews with Iran, out compete everyone with India/China labour, and South Africa will start sterilizing their entire continent for the greater good, if your IQ is under 100 (read - if you're black). I am onboard. Ordem e Progresso!

>big bunda
can be safe if you watch yourself
Agreed, there alone for a month, 4 cities, and not a single fucking thing happened to me.
>fastest growing 1488 population
>will elect 'literally Hitler' candidate in 2018
>south will soon form Uncucked Germany
I will do anything I can to assist the South Secession. Tell me what you need Brazil bros, and it shall be done. All I ask is for an active role in the White stallion mullata bleaching program the south will initiate once the world's greatest ethnostate is born. Or to join a BOPE Right Wing death squad. And also to be invited to Oktoberfest in blumenau :)

T. uma, you aint fooling anyone.

t.White Aussie mate, not trying to fool anyone. Just being a bit of a cheeky cunt! Lol

>check timestamps

I'd like to visit Brazil one day. Do business with them. Try to aquire the rights to Os Traplahoes films and dub them in English. Gg Brazilians.

Brazilian Cop here.
The op is a huge retard, pay no mind.
>can be the safest country in the world if you watch yourself
Highest homicide rate in whole fucking world.
You literally can't own shit without being afraid of getting robbed and killed.
Seu filho da puta burro maldito.
Aposto que é pardo.

Why the image?
The world is passing a phase of Brazilinization. That's a fact.

Don't know if its good or bad tho.

When you could have any woman, who do you choose to be your waifu?

As this White man knows, the answer is clear. Brasileiras are the best of the best of the best. That's why Tom Brady married one.

>pic related

As if she isn't 100% bavarian genotype. And an exception.You'd have better luck finding a gold mine in the gutter than another bitch like that in br.

>Le poorfag from Bahia that don't have enough money to know where the hotties are.

As if she's the only Brasileira with 100% German blood. Or Italian etc... and there are plenty of hotties like her in the South, as you should know. The QT's down there openly brag about not race-mixing(!)

I met a real stunner in Floripa (100% Euro) when I got lost. She walked me all the way back to my hostel (an hour away) and we made out at a big busy intersection before she gave me her number. Your women are awesome mate, serio!

Rio has - by far - more stunners per square kilometer than any other place I've ever been. Don't be so critical of your women Brazil bro, if you think it's hard to find beautiful women there, try living in the obese feminist West.

fuck off niggerian shithole

would southern brazil ever have secession from brazil.

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This is Zika wojak

Nope at all. They are pretty br nationalist. The secesionist stuff is a meme that only is seen in here. Just check the movement that supports it, its ridiculous.

Fica esperto moleque

Nice proxies, retard.
The southern most states have been under communist rule for decades.
The will never seced.
Keep lying, nigger. Most of our women are ugly shitskin and overweight.

the second they got independence, all the shitskins would flood in.

They certainly want to mate, they had a huge poll about it and 96% wanted to secede. From my understanding, the difficulty is in separating from the economic hubs of Sao Paulo and Rio. And of course the rest of the country calling them racist.

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If it does happen, get your ass over there and thank me later.

What the fuck is wrong with their faces?

i was born there but live in america

i hate it here and think about moving back though i don't know shit and would be called a gringo and probably shot

what do?

are are either all blokes, for the women have out of proportion witch heads

The Spanish dude is not me mate. I didn't say they are ALL like that, of course not, half the population is mulatto.

However, only a retard would deny there are Euro blooded hotties in the South of Brazil. You don't live down there do you? I bet you're in the north, going by the way you described the average woman. Up there you would be right.

They all look like they're packing some serious feminine penises

They're just ugly mixed mutts with butt lifts, fake tits, dye jobs and tummy tucks.

One on the left is definitely a tranny. lol

>if you're black
>you're
>you
This much projection.

see
That was me. I was phonefagging. Odds are I'm Whiter than you, leaf user.

Most of my family lives there.
There's a few italians and eastern europeans descendents in the south, yes. But fewer and rarer, each day, due to race mixing.

> da teu papo!

I have been to Brasil 4 times in a row when I was competing BJJ. 1/2 for training, 1/2 for sacanagem. I can honestly say, if your a haole, and you think it's safe ... you don't even know you're being followed!

Brazil is the most beautiful place in the world, ... so beautiful, .... "God had to put Brazilians there".

Of course I'm kidding about the people there, there are some of the best people you will ever meet. But there are some of the most desperate and ignorant mfs you'll ever meet to. That place has serious fucking class warfare, and the have-nots KNOW you "owe" them one or two (some of them just will just take you out when they're done draining you bank with a quick lil' ATM tour. You'll literally disappear in some favela trash heap my friends.

There is literally zero middle class. I had a girlfriend whom is middle class from Florianopolis that I lived with for 3-months on my last trip there. I got to see first hand, how on edge middle class is. She had a bald tire on her lil' VW rabbit, and I was literally wishing it would go out while I was there so I could replace it ... a fucking tire could set her back a month! She was too humble to let me just replace it.

Put some nice Nikes on, throw on some Oakley sunglasses, and a G-Shock watch and go try a couple ATM's in Copacabana ... leme know how it goes.

>tfw no dancing doggo or brazilian qt waifu
why live?

Im Spaniard Brazilian. Half my friends (yeah, real people) from Brazil are from the south, I've been living with people from Porto Alegre once, and I can assure you, secession is a Sup Forums meme thing. The poll was clearly like a joke, people wasn't serious about it at all. And well, if you don't believe me just take a look to any football match with any Brazilian team, or to the matches of Brazil in the south. Guys here will tell you its possible, the same way they say they are 100% white and their entire states too, but if you have been there you know that its fucking lie and that the masses dont give a damn about politics, and would never ever try to make something as serious as a independence.

>exquisite culinary

Caught lying, nigger.
There's maybe 2 vw rabbits in the whole of Brazil.
Brasileiro filha da puta.

Joinville is huwhite, ..... but you gotta speak Nazi German to get by

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That hit me in the feels, man. Sad to hear they are being mixed out of existence. I was there during the Dilma protests, seemed majority White at the time.

I really do hope they secede mate, will unironically want to live there if they do.

>can be the safest country in the world if you watch yourself
this is the most retarded thing ive ever heard in my life

Germans are socialist untermesch cowards.

That's the best my memory was serving ... Fox? It's been 10 fucking years, I'm gringo, and live in Califa. I used to dj Baile funk and train jiu-jitsu. Trust ... I'm very huwhite. I'm just competitive as fuck so I speak way better portuguese than my friends from jiu jitsu academy ... just another way to tap them out. Nothing is better than making some gaucha laugh at my friend and he doesn't know what the fuck we are saying.

You are lucky mate, the South of Brazil is a beautiful place. Yeah the movement doesn't look very serious from the outside, that's for sure, it was the huge 96% result that got my attention.

One thing is true about average Brazilians... They are terrified of "offending" people or being openly pro-White. They'll admit things in private, but never say it in public. Publicly they say they want independence because of unfair taxation (the south pays more), but we all know it's also about race and identity. They just won't say it.

wait, so from OPs own mouth Brazil is so uncivilized that you can't go into a grocery store without getting shot.

shit it's safer in South Africa and I'm been there and shit does not happen if you are near a block with a security firm.

Everyone in Latin America knows Brazil = AIDS
Brazil = crime
Brazil = rampant homosexuality
Brazil = niggers
Brazil = Shart smell everywhere you go.

Nah, I really don't believe in the racial factor for an independence (not even in the independence itself). Racism over there is weird. Everyone is racist, but not like "kill the nigs", is a more about plain superiority, with no bad vibes. It's not like the US or Europe where you see a clear separation. Over there you can be racist (not openly) and have lots of black and mixed friends, its normal.

The stuff in Latin America in general is not about race, is about class. The classism over there is something VERY strong. You may see a nice white girl with a nog, but ONLY if they are in the same social class.

Is it racism or classism, then? Retard

Theres racism but its not a big deal as classism.

Wasnt that hard to understand, brainlet.

>'literal hitler'

he loves communist dictators cock. so no "literal" in there.

Until such time as someone produces pix of her tight monkey pussy, this bitch should be banned.

You're definitely right about the class thing. Every university I went to/walked past had lefty posters and shit everywhere. I also saw way too many che guevara tshirts and red stars for my liking... it's huge over there.

How is Spain compared to the South of Brazil?

>Brazil has good natural smell
I used to think like that until I went to Rio, streets smells like urine in downtown, and the south part smells like gay anal sex.
Still natural, but is not that good.

>I was in Brazil last week and lots of people like him

I see that you have been into Rio's best gay dungeons.

>Brazil also invented the airplane.
Not Brazil, just a rich kid that loved to play with french boys

get out of here discount nigger version of us.

Spain is basically paradise. If you're making more than 1500 bucks you'll live VERY well. Safe and cheap.

Brazil have nice stuff. It's beautiful, people are SO FUCKING NICE, the women are probably the hottest in the world, and if you have patience is not that hard to find a nice trad girlfriend that will treat you as a king (if she really loves you). But it have way too many bad stuff aswell.

I wouldnt go to Brazil to live, here I cant get drunk as hell and come back at 4 or 5 in the morning and i know for sure im gonna get home safe. Over there, you gotta have eyes in your neck and think stuff better, guys fight for nothing to prove that they are the most manliest and stuff like that.

Anyway, would love to get some land and settle in a small town in the south or in the mid-west when i get older. Put some cows in it, have some fruit plants and enjoy trying to live a self sustaining life.

>I unironically accept Brazilian Supremacy
Of course you accept, Australia reeks from all the Brazilian cucks that invade that country. But even those cucks are chads in there.

Sounds really good mate, living the dream! My best female friend went to Barcelona and she absolutely loved it over there. I'll have to check it out.

>It's beautiful, people are SO FUCKING NICE, the women are probably the hottest in the world
Agree 110%. Once you've had a taste of Brazilian girls, it's hard to settle for anything else.
>if you have patience is not that hard to find a nice trad girlfriend that will treat you as a king (if she really loves you).
I bet this is true too. After a few days over there, my mindset changed from "will I find the right girl?" to "How will I ever choose only one?" hahaha
>But it have way too many bad stuff aswell.
Sad but true.

>Anyway, would love to get some land and settle in a small town in the south or in the mid-west when i get older. Put some cows in it, have some fruit plants and enjoy trying to live a self sustaining life.
Great minds think alike mate ;)

The only guys that support it is a few politicians that don't get elected and their families.

the last time they had chance to separate from Brazil they chickened, around 1930 or something.

People in the south are nice, care for each other and don't care for government handouts.

>can't spell
>can't make a clear argument without confusing and mixing two very different concepts

stop spreading bullshit, Brazilian fag that fled to Australia to suck cuck cock.

A group of politicians that didn't get elected made the pool, and even if the numbers are true

96% of the voters in the pool are barely 2% of the south population.