/ptg/ PRESIDENT TRUMP GENERAL - SEASON'S GREETINGS EDITION

PRESIDENT DONALD J TRUMP
whitehouse.gov
donaldjtrump.com/

>b-but Trump hasnt done anything!
pastebin.com/JnS5Qy2Q
pastebin.com/BcSAGmDf

>It's the most wonderful time in 8 years
youtu.be/sW85ZcswiqM
>Joe is Joe Christmas Songs pastebin.com/0znNg4MM

PREV APPEARANCES/LINKS pastebin.com/ynXV6CHT
DAILY SCHEDULE (WH Press Corps) publicpool.kinja.com/
TrumpTV Weekly Updates: pastebin.com/6HbHjbqF
NEWTRUMP NIGHTLY NEWS pastebin.com/yArfUKdC

NEW APPEARANCES
>Pres Trump Weekly Address #43 12/16/17
youtu.be/CJcmL2eWlag
>Pres Trump departs WH for Camp David 12/16/17
youtu.be/dKIUMjfoCQ0
youtu.be/cNPlm9O4q3A
>Pres Trump returns to WH w/new hat 12/15/17
youtu.be/0Vgj0huA7kY
>Pres Trump visiting Marine Heli Squad One 12/15/17
youtu.be/mGPrYY2h1UM
>Pres Trump/Chief Kelly/AG Sessions/FBI Wray @FBI Natl Grad Ceremony 12/15/17
youtu.be/b6Dyrk_AWKQ
>Pres Trump departs WH on MarineOne 12/15/17
youtu.be/1dbFsIhjlhw
>Pres Trump statement before leaving WH 12/15/17
youtu.be/ezzrWwdrtxo
>AG Sessions Press Conf on Crime & shillary 12/15/17
youtu.be/XQ8yfd4ZxXs
>SoS T-Rex presser @UNSC 12/15/17
youtu.be/KtNt8ms2apw
>SoS T-Rex tells NoKo Rep to go fuck himself 12/15/17
youtu.be/SGGh_C57rxY
>SoS T-Rex @UNSC on NoKo 12/15/17
youtu.be/uIIGEhxHxqo
>SoS T-Rex meeting russian counterpart @UN 12/15/17
youtu.be/vTom0OW0wn4
>This Week @State 12/15/17
youtu.be/fIFpqX7gHCA
>Pres Trump talks about deregulation 12/14/17
youtu.be/scJUwZ3Me3U
>US/MEX Strat Diag on Transnational Crime (AG Sessions/DHS Sec Nielsen) 12/14/17
youtu.be/4HoGRrlvsc4
>SoS T-Rex hosts US/MEX Strategic Dialogue 12/14/17
youtu.be/9tFuxQACZ3M
>IntSec Zinke Work Env Survey 12/14/17
youtu.be/Np9YpailJ6c

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youtube.com/watch?v=UXBYiRmhfp4
theconservativetreehouse.com/2017/12/15/a-curious-case-of-counterintelligence-bill-priestap/
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MAGA

9 more days
youtube.com/watch?v=Usxw8BN6vhg

>tax cuts
>mueller fired
>chris matthews suspended or fired

what else is going to happen before christmas?

We have the best First Lady

Have you joined a rapid response team?

Weekends really suck. Nothing to talk about.

Holy shit it's so close

MAGA

Not so fast, 4chins! I think it's time for my sudden yet inevitable betrayal.

McCain dies

>blurring out the name
user, what the fuck

It helps that we have the first literal goddess as a first lady

God I hope he gets arrested on the 23rd

This thread seems hurt! Give it some healing/love!

Ticking and tocking

It's just embarassing. These people won't do shit, except for going out onto the streets. They will do that for a week or two and then they will go back to their shithole and cry more.

I dunno user they seem pretty serious

Bob Iger and Rian Johnson mysteriously get heart attacks following the poor audience reception of The Last Jedi

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Das racist

People were so assblasted by this. He hit them right where it hurts with that entire video - their empty and shitty lifes.

fuck
crying leftists
what do we do?????

Or it might be like that last shitty rally that was advertised in HYT

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More rallies!

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PEOPLE WILL DIE

Nobody likes my nigger doggirl

Hopefully this guy shows up at one

>Sister tries to set me up on a date with her friend
>her friend's two questions are "Who did you vote for" and "Do you like star wars"

Too furry, sorry

Please tell me that picture is not real

Good. That will help tremendously.
>PEOPLE WILL DIE
I don't care.

>noone is above the law
So when are they gonna go after Hillary?

Tell her you voted for Star Wars

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>MAGA
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>Not so fast, 4chins! I think it's time for my sudden yet inevitable betrayal.
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>McCain dies
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>>blurring out the name
>user, what the fuck
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did they at least sell them some eucalyptus trees as a package deal?

Stare deeply into Schiff's calming expression

oops i mean

They all live in blue states, so they aren't intimidating anyone with their protest. Can't wait for the police to beat the shit out of them.

why do they all have the demon eyes?

any real substance to this?

Please more need to follow his example

(Sung to the tune of The Piano Man)
It’s 1 a.m. on a Saturday
Not long since my congressional win
There’s a dead girl laying on the floor
With the back of her head dented in.
I think, God, Joe, you sure are a maniac,
The way you just killed that poor girl.
To keep this from your wife
You just ended a life
Now you have to hide this from the world
Oh, la de da de da da dum
La da da de dum da daaaa….
Oh what should I do with this dead intern?
I’ll have to make a quick phone call
To my coroner friend
Then this nightmare will end
Because he’ll help me bury it all!!!

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PAI!!!!

>muh Mulller getting fired

Why do these retards keep falling for fake news?

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And here's four more holiday Americanas for you, friendo.

imgur.com/a/MeBHz

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She's ok but needs more fur

Weekends are for talking about what everyone is doing, especially with it being so close to christmas.

SUNSET 702

End Warrantless Deep State Spying

reason.com/reasontv/2017/09/11/dont-renew-702-end-warrantless-surveilla

youtube.com/watch?v=UXBYiRmhfp4

Strzoks txts came from the investigation into clintons email handling. A whole bunch has come from there actually

Helpful IG Releases:
- Release #1 was the Agent Strzok and Attorney Lisa Page story; and the repercussions from discovering their politically motivated bias in the 2015/2016 Clinton email investigation and 2016/2017 Russian Election investigation.

- Release #2 outlined the depth of FBI Agent Strzok and FBI Attorney Page’s specific history in the 2016 investigation into Hillary Clinton to include the changing of the wording [“grossly negligent” to “extremely careless”] of the probe outcome delivered by FBI Director James Comey.

- Release #3 was the information about DOJ Deputy Bruce Ohr being in contact with Fusion GPS at the same time as the FISA application was submitted and granted by the FISA court; which authorized surveillance and wiretapping of candidate Donald Trump; that release also attached Bruce Ohr and Agent Strzok directly to the Steele Dossier.

- Release #4 was information that Deputy Bruce Ohr’s wife, Nellie Ohr, was an actual contract employee of Fusion GPS, and was hired by F-GPS specifically to work on opposition research against candidate Donald Trump. Both Bruce Ohr and Nellie Ohr are attached to the origin of the Christopher Steele Russian Dossier.

- Release #5 was the specific communication between FBI Agent Strzok and FBI Attorney Page. The 10,000 text messages that included evidence of them both meeting with Asst. FBI Director Andrew McCabe to discuss the “insurance policy” against candidate Donald Trump in August of 2016.

Source: theconservativetreehouse.com/2017/12/15/a-curious-case-of-counterintelligence-bill-priestap/

We've seen it before, even the big dindu riots like Ferguson never make it out of the shopping districts, most of the night is spend standing across from cops and chanting. Seriously what the fuck are they going to do? Storm the white house? Seize a national guard armory? No they're not doing that, they're going to scream helplessly at the sky while some cop makes overtime.

>people protest for 8 hours
>tweet out their favorite #RESIST #FUCK #TRUMP pictures
>go home at night
>wake up the next morning
>immediately check their phone for the huge amounts of likes on your images
>look in the mirror and say, "I did something"
>go on with your day
wooooooooowww.... trump is done

Rust belt is going to get a lot as he tries to flip OH/IN/PA/WI/MI. Going to be fun watching him shit on manufacturing, CHYNA, NAFTA, etc

Thanks, friend. Good present. Anything you were wanting or looking forward to particularly for Christmas? I'm an egg nog fiend.

Adrenachrome stare?

All live in a constant state of panic they're minutes away from being hung in the town square

Commies are so full of shit. He is not going to fire Mueller so they can all go die in a fire

It was like a Christmas meme miracle. Draw all the plebbitors here, inflate their egos with the Alabama "loss", and then watch them get mentally eviscerated by an OBAMA APPOINTEE who became the living, breathing manifestation of our collective shitposting power.

Shame they didn't shut off Sup Forums though. Guess we really are stuck here forever.

>things are going good for trump and his.
What will the (media) come up with on Monday? Should we brace ourselves?!

What if we pull out of NAFTA by then?

It does feel good to have such weak enemies.

How long are you guys going to pretend his approval ratings don't matter?

I am with you right there, I live for egg nog.

Some popular leftist conspiracy tards think so.

kek

Aussie told me it was easy to make at home but I've never tried. Gonna have to now.

>eggnog
Patrician taste.

I speculate even more accusers of some sort of sexual assault. Can't have enough of those.

Better than other world leaders. Yet no one likes to mention that for some reason.

I was making a joke about the liberal double standard, @drawandstrike on twitter pieced together all of that info over a week ago, conservative news sites are way too slow

when the polls make since.

My mom tried making it a long time ago but it took forever and was definitely not worth all the trouble.

The anti-eggnog internet defense force has been shilling hard, watch out.

I hope they sleep poorly every night.

sense.

I looooooove eggnog

i came across an old merry melodies skit the other day. it's with the howling wolf guy, and basically bugs bunny brings a dressed up fudd to hollywood. the howling wolf yells "HOWWWWW-old is she?" the short was from the 30s

About him being an Obama appointee:
He has served in various positions at the FCC since being appointed to the commission by President Barack Obama in May 2012, at the recommendation of Mitch McConnell.

>look in the mirror and say, "I did something"

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>The left continues to double down past the point of irrefutable treason, gets curbstomped

>man remember this BASED nigger mass murderer?!
>He killed whitey! Fucking based!

>appointed to the commission by President Barack Obama in May 2012,
Yeah??

So that Alabama result?

Virgin or boozed up?

>drinking starbucks
>drinking coffee at all at that age
>wearing a comicbook t-shirt
Not too surprised t b h. Probably thought he was going to lose his Minecraft multiplayer and Markiplier videos.

I've never tasted eggnog because it sounds gross
like coleslaw, I have tried that and it is gross

BTFO!!!!

>Have you joined a rapid response team?
Yeah, but not one they're going to be happy about. Bring that protest chimpout to my neck of the woods. I bet my rifle's louder and can do more damage. #TrashcanDefenders unite!

Could anyone have predicted that?

Read the rest.

>sandnig moon star flag

He'll still use it as a talking point; NAFTA killed Michigan and Ohio, all those tool and die jobs, assembly plants, all went to Mexico. Jones/Young can't beat Stabenow without Trump, but put him in Michigan regularly talking about how she voted for that shit, and sacrificed her own? He'll do the same thing with steel jobs/CHYNA; it's how you flip all those union guys who voted for Clinton in 92/96, voted for Obama 08/12. You remind them no one even pretended to listen when they were crying for help. Trump has them into the Oval, because it's not just listening it's showing appreciation, and he's the only one who can claim that in the last 20+ years.

You gotta think Nunes getting cleared 100% scares the shit outta them, if he'd fucked up they could piss and moan about tainted republican information/data. Now it's all on their side of the board

>soy lattes and propaganda-induced butthurt: proposed novel mechanism for neoplastic pheo formation
I call first author

youtube.com/watch?v=Tot29gmwJgA

Truly he is an ascended poo

He didn't shit on the streets, he shit all over their lives.

>Gonna have to now.

enjoy