"Who is white, and who is not?" - a lesson from Apartheid-era South Africa

This one is simple. Take a pencil and shove it in your hair.
Does it fall with remote ease? You're white. Does the pencil require some shaking on your part? You're coloured. Does the pencil stay in your hair even after vigorous shaking? You're black.
Admittedly, some mediterranean people who are normally considered white may get a false positive, but it works pretty well otherwise.

Despite my turkish ancestry, I appear to be white. :^)

>56% thinks their white

this test was devised to tell whites from mulattoes, not cockroaches.

i'm just going to shave my little niglet's head

stabs self in forehead

am i white?

So then American Indians with their straight silky hair are white too?

That's retarded. Anyone with short enough hair will be white with this test.
And anyone with long enough hair will be black.

A better test was looking at the colour under your nail. If it's pink, then you're white, if brown or another colour, then non-white

Bullshit, what about all the bald negros?

>racial science at its best

the nazis would be proud

Certainly they are not black, so the test at the very least does work as an Black African identifier.

Don't asians have straight hair too?

that settles it. Jews are niggers.

>tfw black white skinned slav from Belarus
gibs me dat?

>bald negros
what test did they do in Angola?

Just have a DNA test. If you are less than 1% nigger, the required to be added, by noraml tests you are white.

>Taking any advice from SOOTH AFFTHICKA

I'm bald ;_;

I know a blonde girl with curly hair, blue eyes and no african ancestors. OP btfo.

does it have the tensile strength to hold a pencil though?

ITT:
Turkroach uses apartheid to prove Turks are Europoors.

The eye test

>straight hair weave doesn't hold pencil

Al' Hell Nah
You B Sayin I Iz Caw Cayshin?

undoubtedly

pink nipples = white

Shitskinned caucasoid is what you are.

This false because I'm genetically 100% European, light eyed and light haired yet I have brown-ish nipples.

Someone down your lineage fucked a nigger.

I have wavy blonde hair. only like 3 streaks on my head curl and even then it's only noticeable after growing it out for 6 months.

a-am I white?

I've been genetically tested you fucking moron. I literally am 25% Scandi despite being British as well which is unusually high.

They're certainly the real jews

Cope.

>daughter of baron and baroness
>married to farmer

get pleb'd, faggot.

in the end the farmer side left me more real-estate since the royal side had like 10 kids and the eldest one squandered half a village on booze and was left with nothing. They were degenerate regardless