This one is simple. Take a pencil and shove it in your hair. Does it fall with remote ease? You're white. Does the pencil require some shaking on your part? You're coloured. Does the pencil stay in your hair even after vigorous shaking? You're black. Admittedly, some mediterranean people who are normally considered white may get a false positive, but it works pretty well otherwise.
Despite my turkish ancestry, I appear to be white. :^)
Isaiah Gonzalez
>56% thinks their white
Caleb Bennett
this test was devised to tell whites from mulattoes, not cockroaches.
David Scott
i'm just going to shave my little niglet's head
Connor Allen
stabs self in forehead
am i white?
Gavin Ward
So then American Indians with their straight silky hair are white too?
Gabriel Clark
That's retarded. Anyone with short enough hair will be white with this test. And anyone with long enough hair will be black.
Leo Martinez
A better test was looking at the colour under your nail. If it's pink, then you're white, if brown or another colour, then non-white
Noah Phillips
Bullshit, what about all the bald negros?
Hudson Garcia
>racial science at its best
the nazis would be proud
Cameron Jones
Certainly they are not black, so the test at the very least does work as an Black African identifier.
Alexander Parker
Don't asians have straight hair too?
Logan Wright
that settles it. Jews are niggers.
Mason Allen
>tfw black white skinned slav from Belarus gibs me dat?
Camden Powell
>bald negros what test did they do in Angola?
Josiah Jackson
Just have a DNA test. If you are less than 1% nigger, the required to be added, by noraml tests you are white.
Brandon Nelson
>Taking any advice from SOOTH AFFTHICKA
Nathaniel Cox
I'm bald ;_;
Luke Sanchez
I know a blonde girl with curly hair, blue eyes and no african ancestors. OP btfo.
Gabriel James
does it have the tensile strength to hold a pencil though?
Eli Rivera
ITT: Turkroach uses apartheid to prove Turks are Europoors.
Angel Russell
The eye test
Adrian Rodriguez
>straight hair weave doesn't hold pencil
Al' Hell Nah You B Sayin I Iz Caw Cayshin?
Gabriel Bailey
undoubtedly
Charles Gonzalez
pink nipples = white
Jacob Nguyen
Shitskinned caucasoid is what you are.
Michael Morris
This false because I'm genetically 100% European, light eyed and light haired yet I have brown-ish nipples.
Tyler Taylor
Someone down your lineage fucked a nigger.
Jack Ross
I have wavy blonde hair. only like 3 streaks on my head curl and even then it's only noticeable after growing it out for 6 months.
a-am I white?
Asher Sanders
I've been genetically tested you fucking moron. I literally am 25% Scandi despite being British as well which is unusually high.
Michael Howard
They're certainly the real jews
Jose King
Cope.
Eli Jenkins
>daughter of baron and baroness >married to farmer
get pleb'd, faggot.
Xavier Sanders
in the end the farmer side left me more real-estate since the royal side had like 10 kids and the eldest one squandered half a village on booze and was left with nothing. They were degenerate regardless