Joseph Joestar is now the protagonist of the last anime you watched/the last manga you red

Joseph Joestar is now the protagonist of the last anime you watched/the last manga you red.

What happens ?

>tatami galaxy
Welp, i don't think it will be that different

>Kaiji: Ultimate Survivor
I'm not sure. Depends on whether or not he'd eventually snap and kick the shit out of everyone (Probably).

Even if he doesn't and has to go through all the same gambles Kaiji did, I'd still imagine it'd go much better for him.

>just rewatched panty and stocking
literally nothing changes

>Drifters
He would try to pick Boobienu

>Haruhi
I don't even know

> Stone Ocean

.....fuck.

>Blood+
OH MY GOD, this is interesting!

>The Wings of Honneamise
Honestly I think it'd go pretty similar.

>Slayers
>Your next line is gonna be "That's a secret!"

>Grappler Baki: Baki Dou
Can...can he hang with yujiro? Can his hamon and cheeky creativity give him an edge?

Date A Live. He'd be swimming in pussy.

>Berserk
Can Joseph overcome the laws of causality?

>JoJolion
>Joseph gets fucked over because his stand is shit against non vampires in combat.

>Fate/Grand Order
Wew, someone have any idea

>Infinite Ryvius
steals Charlie's girl and Juli gets shot by Blue because Joseph doesn't care about hostages

>Stardust Crusaders
I guess not a lot would change

>literally anything
It improves

His theatricality storms the rakugo theaters to massive applause.

>Evangelion

>Your next line is going to be "Get in the damn robot, Joseph."
>Get in the damn robot, Joseph. NANIIII?

Asuka can't block that hamon

>stone ocean
he does the joestar runaway and memes his way out of prison

>Youjo Senji

...

JOESEPH VON JOESTAR: HERO OF THE IMPERIUM!

Golden Boy

yes

> seiren
It's ok, I was considering dropping it anyway.

>Getter Robo Manga
Hayato vs Joseph will be pretty amazing

>FMA Brotherhood
He tricks Father into doing the transmutation circle in a way that makes him explode. Ends up fucking Olivier Mira Armstrong.

>Maid dragon
So he's a dragon and can use the ripple?

Rewatching FMA Brotherhood for the third time right now.

I always ignored FMA for some reason until a colleague recommended it to me a couple of weeks ago. It was a good ride.

>Konosuba
Darkness wins MCbowl, other than that it remains the same.

How much more educational does it get?

I always recommend it to anyone who wants to get into anime.

>just finished rewatching Battle Tendency
Literally no change.

>Shingeki no Bahamut: Genesis
Kaisar runs around yelling JOOOOOOJOOOOO instead of FAAAVAAAAROOOOO.
Thats pretty much it

>red

>Bleach
His trickery vs. Aizen's would be fun

>Little Witch Academia

I dunno

>Joseph acts the same as Akko, only he is just pretending to be reatrded

mother fucking Konosuba

underrated kek

>One Piece
I can't decide if it gets better or worse. Post-timeskip, it probably improves.

>Yakitate Japan!!
-Japan #70
-Oh my god!!
-Hamon cooked bread
And he would fuck the brains out of Yukino

It stays the same, but gets more gags.

>World god only knows.
Nothing changes.

>MC of Phantom Blood
>Doesn't get fucked by Dio's bullshit
>Part 3, a part of 4, possibly 5, 6, 7 and 8 never happens.
He'd be too old to fight the pillar men so bad end.

flopquors has listenable songs and and sunshine has an actual plot now. i didn't drop it.

It depends how Hamon affects apostles/demons.
I would love to see some Joseph with Isidro and Puck.

>Lucifer and The Biscuit Hammer
Ten times better desu.

Joseph fucks Mashu and all the other servants while winning every fight with the power of meme magic

No idea but he'd fuck up far less..

>gunnm
shit I don't even know

> Kobayashi-san Chi no Maid Dragon
So he goes back to cross-dressing and becomes a dragon Maid who uses hamon

>jojolion

he'll asspull his way to the fruit

>Thunderbolt

I feel its going to stay p much the same, even down to Io's trash talking

How would he react to the eclipse?

>UBW
Much fucking better.

>Your next line is going to be "Since when were you under the impression"
>Since when were you under the impression. NANIIIII?

>Joseph vs Vanir

>Hellsing

Yeah no, Joseph's fucked.

>Phantom Blood part of the 2012 anime

Dio gets outsmarted.

>Jojo Chi no Maid Dragon
Now that I think about it Joseph married a maid and raised two daughters so I guess his life wouldn't be that different.
The only changes I can think of are that I can see Joseph getting along with Faf-kun better than Kobajashi and that he would probably cuck Tohru with all the dragons.

The whole Manga shows Joseph in drag

Jojo in Yu Yu Hakusho.
Could be funny.

Record of Lodoss War
Oh fuck, i'm not sure how this would go but god DAMN it's gonna be fun to watch Jojo job some goblins.

>Nozoki Ana
Joseph looks through the peephole and constantly looks away to proclaim "Niiiiiiiice!"

>Black Clover
Does he get the anti-magic sword?

> no game no life
R.i.p imanity

>LoGH
He can constantly predict the enemy commander's moves. Not sure whether he would replace Yang or Reinhard though.

>initial D
it needs to be a thing

If he were the MC of Phantom Blood, I feel like he'd train in Hamon more knowing that shit wasn't over instead of slacking off like he did after beating the Pillar Men, so he'd stay younger.

>Kaguya-sama

Please no. It's not a good idea.

> one piece

Joseph with the rubber fruit would be too broken.

> rewatching jojo part 2
so he does what he did to begin with?

Straizo trained in hamon pretty seriously his entire life and was old by part 2.

Joseph actually aged better than Straits without needing to train.

No he didn't joseph at 79 was senile, Straits at 75 looked like he was in his early 50s

>dragon ball super
Universe 7 gets destroyed confirmed

>Konosuba

With the amount of bullshit Joseph can already pull off, he can straight up learn abilities that give him an even bigger window of asspulls.

>Abusing the fuck out of Water generating abilities and Hamon
>Abusing the fuck out of Steal

Though I wonder how well he would get along with Aqua, Megumin and Darkness.

Super perverted, but leave them eventually. Joestars hate incompetent women.

> berserk 2016

That would be interesting as hell, and probably pretty funny

>Soul Eater
So Soul is now Jojo's Stand or something?
Count me in.

I can't remember, but the last cartoon I watched was Star Vs. the forces of evil.

I think that JoeStar vs. would be the same but he takes more take making monsters look like idiots/think that they'd won. And there'd be much bromance. The shit he could do with that wand, though. Endless fuckery.

>Nambaka

I would so watch that

>Maid Dragon

Nothing changes

>OH MY GOD

>Mob Psycho 100

I don't know if anyone could stop Joseph with Mob's mind powers. Plus he's already fit as fuck so he doesn't have to worry about that.

>Neon Genesis Evangelion

Damn, this series would be freaking amazing.

>Re:Zero
No more suffering

>darker than black
hmm

>mousou telepathy
that would be interesting

>3-gatsu no Lion
What do?

...

>Jojo part 2
heh

I can't stand it.

>Negima
Now this is just hebephilia

Hamon is literally meant to kill vampires

What about this?

no thank you

>Goblin Slayer
JoJo kills all the goblins and impregnates every girl