Indian Parties You might not know

BJP and Congress 2 of the most major political parties competing and child like insults at each other(not that it doesn't happen here). So just out of curiosity who would you pic?(apart from poo on loo).Also I'm not gonna give details look it up yourselves. FYI: Our elections on 2019(jus for knowing sales)

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is there an option that isnt corrupt ?

POO

So is everybody else problem is who is the least. But most of us do think of BJP the least one. Or that's what the others keep telling

Saw it coming miles away

I vote for Poojeet the Super Poo.

Is it a turd or a log no it's Super Poo

Faster than a speeding rush of diarrhea
More powerful than a hard log
Able to overflow in a single flush

And also a nation full of thugs and prisoners. Basically a Blackwell island of Brits. Eh?

does the hand signify how they wipe their ass after they shit in the street?

BJP. India has no place for Islam

You pajeets really have absolutely no creativity in anything, even insults

>Also I'm not gonna give details look it up yourselves.
why do redditors think this is acceptable when posting

Yeah basically we're all criminals

You as much as I am supposed to be triggered I am not thing is I want that party to be killed. It's what caused us to become pajeet the poo. Can't believe my fucking ancestors chose this party to rule over us.

Why would anyone care about Indian politics?

Yup we should have killed them in 1985 when we had the chance. But nooo..... Fucking liberals

Is that the hand they wipe with, or something?
Asking for a friend.

I care very much about the sewerage system.

You shouldn't just curious

the biggest log clears a path for the other, smaller weaker logs

Are the Indian left as retarded and appeasing towards the muslims as in the West?

I didn't say should, I said would.

wipe with hand or wipe with flower.
just kill yourself rajimmijhad

>Nobody has made the “Indian Union or Fascists”

his heart will go on

I'm literally crying as I'm typing

BJP is good. Hindus YES, Muslims NO.

It's about the rising influence of Hindu nationalism/'hate crimes' in India on the news right now. Boohoo.

What they'd never say is that that filth got their own country and don't belong in India.

Because we are and undeniably heavily populated. And if our fucking government does not make the right fucking policies then the very indians you regard as shit will start taking away your jobs and leave our country like rats. Which makes me sick. I don't want any fucking Indian to leave I want them all here and improve this godamn country and at least for crying out loud make it decent.

Near, far, wherever you are
I believe that the heart does go on
Once more you open the door
And you're here in my heart and my heart will go on and on

What is their policy on a Sikh nation and Pakistan? Annex or separate nations for each?

i hurt myself today

>I love Pro-Jewish parties

We need a Indian Fascist Party, Indo-Aryans united against Chink and Semitic subhumans. India has demographic problems as well.

Shouldn't India be the world experts at human waste disposal? What party will lead the nation to cleaning the fuck up so the rivers are not fill of trash and the streets full of human waste? Why aren't they training sanitation engineers en mass instead of crappy programmers? What party will clean up India? That is the one to support.

Whatever happened to Pakistan they were responsible for it user. I wouldn't even blame your country for this one. However what's going on wrong with Sikhs?They seem fine.

What makes you think Indians can just emigrate to our countries? They get recruited by western companies, whether your government works or not.

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Kerala has the lowest positive population growth rate in India, 3.44%; the highest Human Development Index (HDI), 0.712 in 2015; the highest literacy rate, 93.91% in the 2011 census; the highest life expectancy, 77 years; and the highest sex ratio, 1,084 women per 1,000 men. The state has witnessed significant emigration, especially to Arab states of the Persian Gulf during the Gulf Boom of the 1970s and early 1980s, and its economy depends significantly on remittances from a large Malayali expatriate community. Hinduism is practised by more than half of the population, followed by Islam and Christianity. The culture is a synthesis of Aryan and Dravidian cultures,[6] developed over millennia, under influences from other parts of India and abroad.
en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kerala

As far as I find swach Bharat cringy as fuck atleast BJP is trying. Also the reason why we are also open defecated is because of fucking Congress. One Scam after another has led to us being called what you love calling us and refer us as. Poo on loo.For they didn't give the damn about us at all. It pains us everytime when things like this happen and when you do call us we have to undeniably look down in shame for the wrong decisions we made. Also Congress is very pro Muslim.

I want Congress dragged on the street and shot

What's your point?

The Communist Party in Kerala is unique because it has functioned under the conditions of a democracy, relying on popular support to remain in power. Unlike many other communist governments, the Communist Party of India (CPI) in Kerala did not crush political dissent. CPI’s 1957 constitution stated it would allow the existence of opposing parties after it had parliamentary majority. Party leaders, like Namboodiripad, did not like the idea of using military force to remain in power because it would reflect poorly on the CPI as a whole on a global stage. This reliance on the people’s opinions created a benevolent communist government, but it also made it more difficult to enact radical reforms. Therefore, the reforms of the CPI in Kerala were mainly moderately socialist.[1]

Yup they just bomb the opposition and suppress the news, you are unironically believing in communist propaganda

Ever heard of communist 4 term rule in West Bengal? Cos if you didn't you must know that they end result did not end well.And ended up being a 1970 Indian city that is badly maintained, conjugated road, and our beloved poo on the streets which you guys seem to love and taunt alot about, it didn't end up well in a nutshell.

>SHIT IT DOWN
>THE TOILET WITCHES KNOW

Please stop voting for Congress

WE WUZ 100% AN SHIEEET
btw nice digits there my mutt

Nice meme there. We aren’t even embracing full communism. Calling this government socialist is much more accurate.
>suppress the news
Kek political humor is the biggest fad over here. We hold our politicians responsible for their actions and criticise them relentlessly unlike up in the north.

Leave it, senpai. Discussing India or Indian politics is impossible on Sup Forums since the Poo meme's inception. As far as BJP or Congress goes, both are a bunch of thieving scoundrels that don't give a fuck about the common man.