Ted Cruz shitting on Luke Skywalker

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What happened to Mark Hamill? Did the Hollywood kikes finally get him? He has certaintly started acting strange ever since the new crappy Star Wars jew movies with the majority non-white cast have started coming out.
MKUltra?

He fell for their Jew-di mind tricks

What happened to Mark Hamill:
Star wars is doing terribly.
Probably ran out of cocaine.

No wonder he's mad.

Hollywood is the epicenter of MKUltra operations.

He got MK Ultra

>he just admit to watching porn at the office

His second shot at fifteen minutes and his ego jumped into hyperspace.

He’s probably got AIDS from some kike but they agreed to keep feeding him fresh virgin assholes provided he’s a dedicated shill.

In a liberals mind sarcasm and satire and dismission do not exist. Everything anyone ever says means exactly what libs tell you it means!

LUKE! YOUR FORCE HAS NO POWER HERE!

>1 min and the second is 4 seconds ago
Hi Ted

This is what happened

Shit forgot pic

MY SKELEGATES WILL SHOW YOU WHO THE TRUE MASTER IS

Soarin' Ted
youtube.com/watch?v=_ECcGZdbP1s

Ted knows what got Trump elected.
He's building his meme magic for 2024
Also, Hi Ted

He was a complete nobody for 34 years until the new star wars film came about. He's now temporarily a somebody again and trying to virtue signal popular opinions to seem relevant.

You have no idea

Mark Hamill never stopped working.

only because you fucks started paying attention to him now, doesn't mean he wasn't always posting liberal shit on twitter.

Not that sucking off ISP monopolies is some virtue conservatives should embrace.

Skywalker has obviosly been coaxed by the darkside. Shame.

He's a good voice actor and Trickster

The Hollywood kike overlords like to play their hand a little too much. They will learn. Soon.

the boomers will be extra mad at the new star wars

Probs something like this desu

Obama gives away the USA invented internet!

Did we get it back yet?

Apparently he didn't even know Luke died in the movie until he saw the film at the premiere. That's why he looks so pissed off in this interview.

Ted was probably the smartest of the candidates but I'm not sure I can trust him.

He's no A list celeb, but not a nobody. He's the voice actor for the joker, and would probably have gone down as the most famous actor in that role were it not for heath ledger. This is no cry for attention, he's just an uninformed normie, scared as many other normies are because the powers that be said they should be scared.

Ave

>spelling flames
Luke lives in an internet from 15 years ago.

To Mark Hamill's credit, he is an actual leftist as opposed to these Hollywood Hillary worshipping virtue signalers.

The profligates, Dahnald, hand them over...they belong on the cross, not in Congress

Also, "Fear is the path to the dark side...fear leads to anger...anger leads to hate" is such a stupid quote as fear and anger can lead to a lot of different fucking things. Fuck Yoda.

was this ted cruz meme made after the general election?

I AM ______ AND _______

>Fear leads to
Survival. It's literally a survival mechanism. It evolved to keep animals alive in the face of dangers.

respect for Teddyboy just rose quite a lot.

Yoda is unironically the stupidest wise mentor character.

Either tons of drugs or MKultra/Monarch shit.
Perhaps they also have him on camera enjoying "Pizza" just a little too much.

The age of manlegates is over, this is the time of the Clovengates

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I keep seeing this idea posted. Is there any citation or way to verify that this is in fact the actual case? I've seen the video clip (the short version out of context) and it seems credible, but I'd like to know if there's an actual reference that this idea comes from other that "muh speculation and heresay". Did Hamill himself say this was the case?

NOT IF I BUY THE DELEGATES FIRST

new star wars probably paid more than all non star wars works combined

so he's being the best goy

Newfag

Kek

Why does he talk like a woman?

>washed up junkie celeb tries to get all political and shit

Ted has all the midichlorelegates

You need to understand that Mark is in trouble the kikes are threatening his family.

isnt disney in charge of their twitter accounts? prob not even mark writing this

We need some regulations. This is why I'm not a libertarian.

no the problem is, is that is a good thing.

If you fear the wolves around your village, you get anger, to fight them off, then after you fight them off enough times, and maybe they kill your friend, you begin to hate the wolves, and eradicate them from the area. This is natural. I fear the jew, I am angered by the jew, I hate the jew. Bring on the dark seid.

I love Ted posters! Post em' anons

THIS ACTION DOES NOT HAVE MY CONSENT, DAHNALD!

This twitter twattering i don't understand it really
celebreties are destroying themselves with this seriously, they make themselves completely uninteresting

Yes Mark is being threatened, the jews are destroying Luke like they did Christ, and Mark was having none of it, now they will kill him like they did Leia, whom they all raped.

>prequel quote

>WTF i'm a #CruzMissle now

The priesthood is rising

Phone posters like you needs to fuck off.

>Im coming for you Hami-

Is Cruz going to zodiac kill him?

>people on this board support RINO globalist shills like ted cruz

Theres a lot of interviews with him where he talks shit about the new movies, saying they are a mistake and should never have been made.
This angered the jew and they threaned to Mel Gibson him, so now he's trying to salvage his "career"

he's doing well where he is

Assuming that this tweet is legit and not shooped, then I'd say it looks like he's doing spin control because of the video clip of his (I believe truthful) reaction. I can't say I blame him for doing so, but it's shameful that he feels the need to suck up to obvious assholes that clearly ruined what should've been a well crafted sci-fi story. I'm talking about the ART portion of this not the Franchise part.
Perhaps someday Sup Forums can collaborate on a more meaningful saga? A space opera that tells of the eventual victory over clearly defined and obvious evil, without equivocation.

The deep state said this, Ted. That's why they communicated in dark web, Gliph hosted chat boxes about Strzok = "S" creating bogus "memos" on Turkey, just like all the bogus "memos" and "docs" he created for McCabe to slam FISA warrants through.

Here's another clue y'all Hillary = Palpatine. Revenge = Her election loss.

Star Wars analogies made in DC today are only ironic because of tweets like this the DNC/Clinton Campaign made during the election...

wikileaks.org/dnc-emails/emailid/34482

It's like an inside thing they all have referred to since this series of DNC tweets were tweeted during the campaign. Read between their lines!!!

This is actually a very well written and outlined comparison considering the source.

m.dailykos.com/stories/2008/4/8/492312/-


For a little background, in the inside joke amongst democrats on the hill used to be that Hillary was Palpatine and Obama was Vadar. Interesting, huh? They just recycled an old, long-running internal DNC inside joke and flipped it onto Trump during the campaign. We should be more concerned that the Vadar/Palpatine thing in the first place, started internally about Obama/Hillary BY THEIR OWN PARTY. That's pretty fucked up... shows even they all thought and knew Obama and Hillary were both an evil fucking joke, right?

WTF I love fail safe controlled opposition now

When cuck-cruz loses his seat those zodiac killings will start again. Mark his words.

The tweet is obvious sarcasm. He's mockingly calling him a genius

the only things that come from texas are steers and queers

I fucking love this timeline

ah, I missed the context of the tweets (didn't look them up, just going off of the pic in Sup Forums). sarcasm is more appropriate, obviuosly. That and scathing unrelenting criticism.
Thanks for clearing this up for me.

same thing that happened to kanye

Luke, the ancient Jedi Texts. Hand them over. Or my skelegates will be forced to take them. By force.

Ted BTFO

>That's really bad for freedom.
Who tf talks like that?

The Jedi Master Cruz.

Retards using a shitty app that only allows a tiny character count in an attempt to discussion serious and wide ranging political matters.

isn't the slander? also wtf is swarm-splainin?

Swarm-splaining.
> (1/2)
> (2/2)
Swarm-splaining.

The current state of American politics ladies and gentlemen.

Teddy boy has the best redemption arc, way better than Anakin Skywalker's at the end of Jedi.

these people are a parody of themselves

TRUE TO CRUZAR

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hammels only good movie was big red one.

kek

I think it's an actual term, but I wouldn't ever be caught dead using it.

you have to save us Ted

Disney owns star wars now. If he wants his sheckles he'll do as he's told

see Carrie Fisher

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He was a bit too honest about his opinions on (((SJW Wars))) reboots so they killed the most iconic character of the franchise in post-production and didn't even tell Mark Hamill until he saw the premiere.
youtu.be/Mdm8rpv045U

i laffed too hard at this

youtube.com/watch?v=IbafPrVesho

he's having a hard time lately and using twitter to vent and take his frustrations out