Reminder that the first person to walk on Mars will be black for political reasons

Reminder that the first person to walk on Mars will be black for political reasons

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No human will ever walk on mars.

Why would we produce cotton on Mars? It's not the 1700s

The earth isn't flat, retard.

>blocks your path

>only one gender, male
>100% black, zero diversity

That doesnt contradict what OP was saying.

Walking on mars is akin to swimming aka niggers can't do it.

Maybe send them all there. That'd be a good idea. We wuz Martians and sheeeit

I believe that soon someday we'll be able to develop a rocket capable of transporting tens of thousands of straight white middle and upper-class Americans to Mars where they can establish colonies full of cramped closet-like apartments where they're fully dependent on each other to survive. They will be provided with just barely too few supplies to survive so they will kill each other it, nonstop news coverage will prove to those who remain on earth that whites are truly the most deplorable race. The survivors will die from a lack of gravity and radiation exposure anyway, or at least be incapable of producing healthy offspring or returning to earth.

Together we can make Mars the home of the white race.

Good thing it's a one-way ticket

That sounds pretty neat. Let's send them all there together with the liberals and politically correct people with no way back so we can finally get rid of them. Every offended snowflake will be deported to Mars. We'll also send them phanatical islamists and the ISIS to make sure that they will have been eliminated in no more than a few hours. Who's with me?

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This group blocks your path. What do?

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Maybe, but as long as a human(oid type thing from Earth) does it, I'm okay with it.

Mars will be a penal colony. All niggers will be sent there.

Get sucked into the gravitational pull. Become radiation.

It'll probably be a one way trip.

kek

Ass clap/twerk. Werdstah!

All the more reason to send as many minorities as possible.

>The year is 2050AD
>America is predictably 20% white
>White male engineers want to go to mars
>AY YO HOL UP HOL UP *Smacks lips*
>President Quintavious Muhammad Sanchez Jackson III says dat be raysis
>Reparation quotas force diversity crew of 4 niggers, 1 spic, 1 muslim, and 1 jew
>White men plan, build, create entire expedition
>STRONG POC get all the credit
>Hidden Figures except not fictional
>SS Nelson Mandela is launched
>Kangz and Qweenz light dashboard on fire and press self destruct because they're niggers
>Luckily white male engineers are actually controlling everything and the in-ship controls are all fake Fisher Price toy buttons
>Jewstonaut leads in the crew in marxist crusade to rise against evil white men
>They kill him because they think he is white
>Niggers eat the spic even though there was plenty of food
>One nigger shoots another because he stepped on his aero jordan sneakers
>Shit everywhere instead of the toilet and there's nobody to clean it because the spic was also the janitor
>Crew finally reaches mars
>Strut out of the ship
>Their first iconic words are incoherent rapping and "WORLD STAR MUHFUGGA"
>Niggers talk about doing everything with whitey holding them down
>Two niggers get into rap battle and one kills the other because why not
>Niggers are bored of this honkey space exploring shit and get back on ship
>One drops his mixtapes on mars for aliens to find
>Take us home whitey
>White engineers are finally sick of this
>They go to pull a Columbia on the SS Mandela
>Self destruct doesn't work
>One of their crew was a jew with a nosejob and name change who sabotaged it
>Now the niggers are going to come home as heroes, but wait...
>"ALLAHU AKBAR!!!"
>The Peaceful Muslim astronaut blows up the ship with his suicide vest
>Everybody #PraysForSSMandela
>The End

Let’s assume he is reasonably qualified, but not the most qualified. Can you even imagine being the man who was overlooked for that fucking monkey? Everyone knows the name Neil Armstrong, far fewer can name his crew mates.
My blood boils at the injustice, not to our race, but to that one, singular man who deserved this honor more than this politicaltoken. A man forgotten in thousands of years while his inferior has statues built in his Ill-begotten “ honor”.
This isn’t a college grant or a movie, it is a turning point in the story of man.

And that story will be founded on lies.

Whats the problem? That dude isnt some random nigger, hes likely to be more educated and smart than you OP.

Probably also more physically fit.

>ctrl+f space monkey
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You disappoint me, /pol

Niggers can have Mars, for political reasons.

great, so now NASA has to invest in fucking rims for a rocket.

It's an insult to space monkeys.

Uhh no it's a green reptilian and a grey alien... god you Poltards really are dumb

We wuz afronaughts an sheit.

Good because whomever goes aint coming back. How many can they bring? The more the merrier.

Don Baloney Soylano

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A good example to his fellow african americans to leave planet earth

Nasa ain't going to mars. Every 10 years they have some new plan and set the date back another 10 years. Right now they are working on their bullshit rocket system which Space X has already made obsolete. Nasa because of diversity quotes and politics is a nutless faggot government programs that only sends out space probes to places no one cares about anymore. It's they've been "developing" a replacement for the space shuttle for over 20 fucking years.

Space X or some private contractor will go to mars. Elon musk is south african and doesn't like niggers because he's seen what happens when blacks get in charge. See south africa which was the best part of africa and still is the best part of africa even though everyone gets raped, does drugs or is corrupt as fuck.

Trust me. Elon isn't sending a black guy to mars. If the government tries to pull that shit on him He'll just say fuck you and go to china, japan or the UAE with his 20 billion.

kek'd

Obama refunded it when he was tryna turn he presidency around, he need mo money fo dem programs.

It will be a damn trannie. A black Muslim one. Guaranteed.

What are the chances that NASA has been lying to everyone with their rover landers and they already have a small colony up on Mars right now?

The Boeing X37B might even be making round trips from Earth to Mars carrying supplies. It only really is about a 5-6 months trip to Mars.

Let them walk on Mars. No one white man on earth is stupid enough to absorb 8 months of cosmic rays just to set foot on a god forsaken planet.

None. You get there, you die. Van Allen is a bitch.

That logo is brilliant! I love how it goes from sailing ship to space ship flying into the sun.

By the time men land on the moon, niggers will be extinct.
(Black skin may be a fashion trend, but porch-monkey genes will be completely absent from the civilized enclaves.)
Screen-cap this and pass it to your grandchildren.

Checkeddd

Because when a nigger beams down to the planet, it is inevitable the the lava monster kills it in the first act.

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>we have been going to Mars and other places for years.
>There is a hidden space program that have been using star gate technology
>They are lying about what Mars looks like. Mars has an atmosphere similar to ours.

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there won't be black people alive by the time we reach mars

he would technically be a white black guy

Lol no

>Niggers are bored of this honkey space exploring shit
Kek, 7/10

Why there is nothing to steal on mars.

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calm down hitler

It's hard to take you seriously when you have worse grammar than most niggers.

Have an upvote good sir.

send the african population boom all to mars?

Good one

But it is still possible to get through the Van Allen's belt, especially if a ship travels through the thinnest part of it. An unmanned ship like the X-37b with an advanced navigation computer would pass supplies through the Van Allen's belt to mars and fly back.

Nobody really knows what the X-37b is being used for.

We should send ALL of the black people to Mars where they can be kangs again.

With all the increasing diversity in the space program we wont ever make it to mars

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The ship will be called the B Ark.

when do we send the rest of them?

The first living thing to go into space was a monkey. They use monkeys and blacks as test pilots

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>A planet without food
>niggers

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well that was so much better then the NYT article i read this morning! also this is very plausible outcome... nigga will be on that first ship... and chinks... no whites

I think there will be one and I mean ONE human mission to Mars. Elon Musk will pick the most diverse crew to pander to his SJW fans. After they land and set up their equipment, the harsh reality of this being a one way mission and they are going to die soon on this rock will set in. They will create factions and systematically murder each other for the last remaining oxygen tanks. The women who were (((pioneers))) in science will devolve into whoring themselves out for the precious remaining oxygen until they all die gasping for air. This information, in the form of gruesome video logs and personal journal entries, will be used for the purpose of human conditioning here on Earth, ushering in a new era of propaganda and indoctrination after they deliberately spark WW3.

>yfw SpaceX is literally Vault-Tec

naa they can bypass the inner belt and go through the thinner parts of the out belt quite quickly.

>Chris Ferguson
>Ferguson
I kek'd

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On this episode of Survivor: Mars

The lanky white soyboy who shoved Jamal out of the way to be the first on mars only to then best him in humanity's first martian combat has shaved his face and the copy of Communist Manifesto he's been reading has been discovered actually a camouflaged Mein Kampf. A rescue team has been sent costing SpaceX 14.88 Million bitcoins, as Derek (now referring to himself as Franz) has smuggled a high capacity assault pistol in his space suit. There are no hispanics, muslims or jews left on mars, and our resident feminists after being forced to stack rocks on top of olympus mons to create a catholic church. Bethany and Franz will produce the first martian. If Franz keeps impregnating the women, they will run out of oxygen before rescue even arrives. The captain of the rescue team Chet Buchanon says 'all according to plan'

saved! That was awesome!

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nappy

lol

this