I get it. A lot of you try hard faggots would rather brag about how you eat rice and beans at home to save money, but for those of us in the MidWest, Skyline Chili represents an idea. A dream really, that you can achieve anything with hard work and a modest appetite.
>Oh but user, there is no flavor Wrong again. The dish is based on the concept of a Lebanese beef stew.
>but user, it's too many calories! Sorry. Sorry for giving you extra cheese and trying to be polite. Next time just eat a bagel and cheese at home like a talentless cunt
>they are just another chain 1000% incorrect. They hire high school kids and adults with down-syndrome to serve you daily. It's the perfect community first company.
>it makes me shit my brains out! Wrong again faggot. That's the cinnamon. It's a natural purifying agent and it's clearing out your toxins. Try a piece of fruit once in awhile.
If you appreciate hard work and are a proud American, Skyline chili appeals to your values and honesty!
What the FUCK is that? Is that fucking CHEDDAR on "spaghetti"?
Jaxon Nelson
god bless
Nicholas Flores
No you mixed race shit. It's a Lebanese style chili served atop glass noodles with shaved organic cheddar
Leo Harris
Caliofrnia is the best /thread
Tyler Ross
>He doesn't know skyline chili What a fag
Dylan Smith
Cheddar on top of Sloppy Joe's on top of Spaghetti ? W T F ??
Jose Martin
>Wwwwaaaah muh factory jobs
Adrian Johnson
>Skyline Chili
I bet he is fat as fuck. To feel okay about eating that, I would have to fast for 5 days. It's just not worth it when you give a fuck about your body. Fasting is easy OP, you need it.
t. fasting ameriafag
Gabriel Fisher
Fuck the midwest. They're just rednecks without southern charm.
Zachary Rivera
We have real chili where I'm from. I feel sorry for y'all.
Ayden Hughes
wow that looks disgusting, I really appreciated your ad now I will demand you kill yourself and short your stock if you have any
Jonathan Nelson
>Lebanese style you should have just said it's vomit it would sound more appetizing
Liam Hughes
>fires >no water >designated shitting streets >xbox huge rents
no thanks
Jonathan James
>southern charm
Robert Howard
I love skyline chili :o)
Juan Harris
what the fuck
Caleb Stewart
Lol no. Fucking city scum.
Colton Harris
fuck all you states with your own stupid ass restaurant chains and local shit that you only like because you're insecure about what other states think of you. it makes you look more like a yokel when you brag about blue bell ky jelly or whatever
Matthew Taylor
>STOP LIKING THINGS THAT I DONT LIKE
soyboy
Nathaniel Lee
the negative space in his tatoo looks like it says 'NIGGER' in the thumbnail
William Reed
>there are people in this thread who have not experienced the wonders of chili spaghetti
Eli Foster
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Carson Thomas
Nice Quads...
Jaxon Thomas
Fuck anyone who puts cinnamon in their chili.
Jaxon Ramirez
They have a meat and cheese heavy diet in the midwest. Probably why their women all have double chins.
Cooper Richardson
Except they are, at least in the Kansas-Nebraska area. They are redneck hicks without the southern hospitality and culture. Imagine being in the south but without the hot weather, country music, pickup trucks with rebel flags and girls in daisy dukes. Just hicks in john deere hats
Noah Cooper
>t. Most obese region of America
Justin Murphy
Oh right, I forgot that the entire Midwest was comprised of Kansas and Nebraska, and that the rust belt doesn’t exist.
Kevin Hernandez
>Midwest >New England >Dixie >west coast
Pennsylvania in all it's glory escapes any regional category and instead opts for unique majesty.
Oliver Williams
>homie you aint never lied #ruler
Zachary Gomez
We are Mid-Atlantic with Jersey.
Brody Barnes
That is not what I said you retard, but what user said is right, the midwest s full of hicks without the southern country culture
Brayden Gutierrez
Jersey and New York are nothing like Pennsylvania. No ones ever even heard that term but like 3 people. It is illegitimate.
Lucas Rivera
That shit is gross. I've had it, fucking terrible. I wouldn't feed that shit to a homeless dog with AIDS.
Jaxson Miller
It may well be influenced by Lebanese stew, but its based off of greek dishes as per its own official history. Also, not a actual chili per say. Also, love the coneys.
Jordan Martinez
That’s exactly what you said retard. Ou acted like two of almost a dozen states were the defining piece of the Midwest. You’re either a coastal cuck or a souther fatass in denial. There is no southern culture, only hicks and fatasses.
Logan Turner
2 lbs ground beef 2 cups chopped onions 4 cups beef stock 2 (8 ounce) cans tomato sauce 2 -3 tablespoons chili powder 2 tablespoons apple cider vinegar 2 teaspoons Worcestershire sauce 12 ounce grated unsweetened chocolate or 2 34 tablespoons cocoa 2 teaspoons instant minced garlic 1 teaspoon ground cinnamon 1 teaspoon ground cumin 12 teaspoon salt 12 teaspoon ground red pepper or 12 teaspoon cayenne pepper 14 teaspoon ground allspice 14 teaspoon ground cloves 1 bay leaves or 18 teaspoon bay leaf powder TOPPINGS chopped onion (optional) finely shredded cheddar cheese (certainly NOT optional) kidney bean (optional)
DIRECTIONS Brown ground beef and onion. Drain. Add beef stock to beef mixture and simmer 10 minutes. Add remaining 13 ingredients, simmer uncovered 1 hour. Remove bay leaf, skim off extra fat. Serve over hot spaghetti, or hot dogs in buns for chili dogs. Top with plenty of cheese and other optional toppings.
Ian Peterson
Memes aside I love you all and treasure you. If you're white anyway.
Elijah Morris
Mid-Atlantic, faggot. With DE, NJ, and NY.
Blake Brown
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Jace Gomez
If its upper-midwest and great lakes region, then you are literally just a new-england colony.
Or it's all you eat all day. And you spend the next morning shitting your brains out, but its ok...cinnamon
Camden Davis
Any of you LARPing cunts that crack on Skyline Chili and never tried it are goddamn fucking fags!! Take a trip to Cincinnati and try it. Hell, even the canned Skyline doesn't suck.
Hunter Morgan
>mutt: the food if it can even be called food
Andrew Parker
And therein you find the charm.
Ryan Torres
Everything is shitty in the South. Everything. It's awful, like a 3rd World country. Roads, trash, yards, dirt, bugs, plants, houses, bridges, buildings... it's all shit.
Cameron Taylor
It has all the appeal of a dorm room meal
Daniel James
I live near one of the original locations. These coastal cucks don't know what they're missing.
Nathaniel Hernandez
wtf you claim to be from Cincy but you don't make it 5 way with onion and black beans???
why are you LARPing over shitty chili
Benjamin Bailey
>Any of you LARPing cunts that crack on Skyline Chili and never tried it are goddamn fucking fags!!
I think it's 1/4 tsp, etc. I've had the type. It's different.
William Parker
>I get it. i dont think you do
Lucas Bennett
Step it up with a Coney island nogdog
Mason Campbell
Never been closer to suicide in my life than when in OH for three weeks for work. Never fucking again. So boring. Went to a cultural event and there was nobody. Went to the fucking mall and that's where all the wide bodied populace was. Holy shit. OH needs a plague.
Skyline was deece and I ate there twice. Very easy to rip off their recipe though. Just make that shit yourself. Of course when you're from Ohio getting this shit is the event of a lifetime so I don't blame you for defending the one contribution your shit state has ever made to the world.
Lucas Harris
Is this your first attempt at memeing? This whole post is seemingly random.
Luis Richardson
Pretty Hilarious pasta OP I rate it 8/10
Nathaniel Foster
It’s literally impossible to be any more based than an educated, white rural Midwesterner unless you are literally Hitler.
Connor Taylor
People say the midwest has no accent, but Ohio people pronounce 'milk' as 'melk'.
Ryan Anderson
It seems our superiority has led to some controversy.
